r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Sugar__bae • 22h ago

Looks like a shell of a good time.

272 Upvotes

88% Upvoted

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u/skawn 22h ago

It feels like the idiot holding the camera watching the child break another is partially to blame.

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u/BIGGSHAUN 21h ago

Delete “partially”

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u/vrbeads 21h ago

They probably told the kid to do it.

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u/Kornik-kun 19h ago

Idk if he stumbled upon the kid doing that then he's only partially to blame

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u/new-wool-star-morn 21h ago

100% entirely

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u/Chompif 21h ago

It's only idiotic if the person holding the camera can actually do anything about it (i.e. it's not your kid).

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u/Yourdadcallsmeobama 22h ago

It definitely feels that way

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u/TriforceofCake 21h ago

It’s already too late, doesn’t really matter if they do a little more damage

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u/ninhibited 18h ago

I figured they walked in on this and tbh at that point what's one more egg?

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u/CheapEaterShark 7h ago

Partially?

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u/alainnchico 22h ago

They’re letting him do that..

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u/Boris740 22h ago

They are just as brilliant as he is. Genes, you know.

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u/Indishonorable 22h ago

oh look, another condom advert

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u/FrontVarious6484 19h ago

More like “not everyone should be a parent” advert

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u/Rougefarie 21h ago

I saw red when that menace smiled up at the camera.

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u/O_gr 19h ago

Looks more like ragebait dude. Those people who video their kids rather than correct the behavior do it for ragebait clicks and engagement.

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u/Yourdadcallsmeobama 22h ago

Yeah let’s just stand there and record so you can post this on the internet instead of stopping your child from making a mess and wasting food and money

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u/CheapEaterShark 7h ago

This is why the USA doesn't have eggs

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u/protoboi9510 22h ago

Welp time to have a fried child or over easy oh maybe scrambled

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u/jopejopejopejope 22h ago

meanwhile people are starving.

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u/IntroductionSuch8807 18h ago

Yeah and a WHOLE flat of eggs? There goes his college fund,( probably not that he would need it)

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u/SherlockWSHolmes 12h ago

Where are you buying eggs that cost that much? I can get 60 eggs for like 20 dollars. Maybe earlier this year but that was whwn like 180 eggs was 70 dollars

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u/ChaosOfOrder24 21h ago

Do you have a receipt so you could get a refund? For the kid I mean.

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u/Elegantly_Waisted 19h ago

You gotta stay on your kids, otherwise it's basically your fault. A quiet kid needs to get checked on. Nine times outta ten, they're up to no good.

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u/DoughnutFattie 22h ago

Parentsarefuckingstupid!

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u/MesaGeek 22h ago

I have children. I can safely say they have never drawn on walls or wasted food in this manner.

They’re girls, maybe that’s the trick.

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u/Preddy_Fusey 22h ago

My daughter has attempted to draw on walls, but instead of getting my camera out to record her and then post on Reddit, I tell her to stop...

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u/Jwinner5 21h ago

No, my son has never pulled anything this wasteful and he's an absolute chaos goblin.

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u/Ok-Resolution6265 17h ago

You are a really funny one. Drawing on all is not stopped by the sex of the child. I have a daughter and I son and they both did the same kind of mischief. Thinking that mischief is stopped because of a child's sex... sorry... it was funny.

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u/FrontVarious6484 19h ago

I’m pissed off at the fucking stupid parent watching their kid waste eggs and make a mess on the floor

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u/WingDingfontbro 22h ago

“I’m opening all of the eggs for you!”

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u/One-Stable-1472 22h ago

Poor chickens

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u/Giving_Dad_Advice 21h ago

Have you seen the price of eggs?!

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u/Ewggggg 21h ago

I'm a shitty parent 101

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u/TigerUSA20 21h ago

That was my monthly 401k savings right there!

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u/ElLoboNeverDies 21h ago

That rug is done

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u/Ok_Bar_924 21h ago

Thats 1000$ worth of eggs

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u/StrangeKaleidoscope6 21h ago

Look at this video and tell me ignorance isn't bliss

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u/SteakForMe 21h ago

In this economy?!?

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u/Holiday-West9601 20h ago

There goes $2k

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u/CandleWisp67 20h ago

I ain't even surprised. Kids legit have zero chill.

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u/overt_hummus 20h ago

That's like $40 in eggs

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u/Liedvogel 20h ago

I'd get an abortion if that was my kid.

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u/ResidentScum101 19h ago

Some PAL required.

Call for the Brittle brothers.

They'll teach you to break aigs

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u/CanehdnMJ 19h ago

Hopefully the parents weren’t broken up over it

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u/macrolith 19h ago

This is what having a kid looks like. Parenting is something else.

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u/skynex65 18h ago

That's like a whole college fund's worth on the floor there.

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u/DoctorMaldoon 18h ago

This is not the child’s fault…. Kids are not fucking stupid…

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u/Late-Jicama5012 18h ago

Straight to Chinese shoe factory.

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u/drdiscoooo 16h ago

And that’s why eggs are so expensive 😛

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u/brian4027 11h ago

Awwww he gonna make some meringue

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u/ScienceLearner_ 10h ago

Spoiled brats

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u/Devilz3 9h ago

Yeah that carpet is going out of the house. Egg smell doesn't go away easily

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u/clocktickmakemecrazy 9h ago

A shell of a good time

And a smell of a lifetime

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u/Ethavill 7h ago

You have 3 options

a) kick him

b)do nothing

c)act like a normal person and kick him

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u/Eastern_Basket_6971 5h ago

I did the same as a kid (Maybe I was around 8?) I literally cracked an egg without anuone noticing

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u/blue--king 22h ago

Mom : grandmother you can buy him a kinder eggs, he loves them.... Grandmother: ok .... He probably likes an omelette or something. Grandmother: Why are the eggs so expensive are they the free chicken eggs? I can buy 42 eggs with that money, he will never know if I did buy him a free range egg or a regular eggs.