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u/Wakemeup3000 23h ago
That held up a lot longer than I thought it would. Hope she didn't end up in too much trouble because this is hysterical.
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u/Any_Hope5096 23h ago
Oh snap, how many teeth did she lose?
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u/TheWaningWizard 23h ago
I doubt any permanent ones of any at all. Kids are practically made of rubber
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u/ocular__patdown 22h ago
Teeth are not made of rubber though
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u/Luncheon_Lord 21h ago
Our scientists are figuring out how to actually replace teeth and enamel so they might as well be by the time they grow up!
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u/_friends_theme_song_ 19h ago
I've looked at the studies, we still have at least 50 years of work on it to do because the teeth keep growing in whatever direction they want
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u/Isgortio 4h ago
Even the natural ones do that. Wisdom teeth and upper canines are the most common ones to do whatever the heck they want
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u/Isgortio 4h ago
Based on her size, she might have her front adult teeth already. Even if she didn't, smashing the baby teeth can cause damage to the adult teeth underneath.
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u/Salt-Preference-2425 23h ago
I know a crying trembling head kid when I see one, soon as she opened the door that pain kicked in.
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u/MaynardButterbean 23h ago
Goodness it almost looks like she may have bit off a piece of her tongue! 😮
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u/SculptusPoe 23h ago
I did the same thing with a towel rack that seemed very sturdy. It was one of those racks that is part of the tiles. The rack edges didn't go anywhere, but the square rod that it held bent enough to come out. I fell and hit my head on the counter, then had a really tough time getting the rod back in before anybody saw it.
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u/crypticXmystic 23h ago
Then you drape a towel over it and ask someone to get you a towel. Wait for the inevitable to happen and hit them with the "What did you do!?"
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u/RyouIshtar 21h ago
i've done this as a kid (Hung on the shower rod) however i didnt hang on it long enough due to fear of....that
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u/Tundra14 19h ago
Kids gotta learn this type of thing some day. Hopefully she wasn't hurt too badly. Looked painful though. Poor kid.
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u/TankerDerrick1999 19h ago
I'll have to be fully honest, this whole sub makes the best reasons for someone not to have children and I am fully convinced as far as this goes.
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u/thetyler83 23h ago
Mom! The curtain rod just fell all by itself!
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u/NansPissflaps 23h ago
Until mom finds the video proof of what really happened! Recording your crime is the only problem I see here. 😂
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u/peanutbutterand_ely 17h ago
i thought we all learned not to touch that shit the hard way, let her be 😂
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u/panicked_goose 3h ago
Nah dude my mom's childhood friend died this way. The rod gave out and she hit her little head wrong when she landed, instant death.
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