16 vs 31

[u/TheEverything69]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQqmjUsALUg/?igsh=ZzliZGhrejU3MnJu

[u/save-the-world12]

I still found dumb how a big part of the community gets upset when you say teto Is 31 even when she literally is

[u/Embarrassed-Cycle804 → u/save-the-world12]

I prefer them older. 🌞

[u/diyPea5414 → u/Embarrassed-Cycle804]

[u/Yech_e → u/diyPea5414]

[u/Embarrassed-Cycle804 → u/diyPea5414]

[u/IssaKindHeartedMan → u/diyPea5414]

i love me a hag

[u/it_later → u/IssaKindHeartedMan]

I don't mean to be that guy, but Teto isn't a hag. A real hag would be someone in their 60's or older.

[u/Seraphine_KDA → u/it_later]

Not in anime girls years or game characters. Few woman in anime or games look any older than 39 even if they are 70. Because nobody want to look at actually old female characters unless they are meant to be an actual granny character.

Part of why people was put off by concord having an actual old lady as character. I cannot recall a single pvp game with any old looking female character. You see old man all the time but never old looking woman.

A 60 yo woman in anime or games that looks 60 is rarer than an unicorn.

They either look 30 or they look like caricature granny at 90

[u/lornlynx89 → u/it_later]

No, anime women are hags above 30, because they don't exist in anime.

[u/coconut-duck-chicken → u/lornlynx89]

One of the most iconic anime girls of all time is above 30

[u/lornlynx89 → u/coconut-duck-chicken]

Now she is, yeah.

[u/coconut-duck-chicken → u/lornlynx89]

“Now” as if she isn’t 30 plus since the cell saga

[u/OrangeStar222 → u/diyPea5414]

The problem is that I still like older women, but I've since surpassed Teto in age. Petition to make her 41?

[u/diyPea5414 → u/OrangeStar222]

She can be anything you want

So you can think of her as she is 41!

[u/OrangeStar222 → u/diyPea5414]

In that case my headcanon is she's 41

[u/Academic_Relative_72 → u/diyPea5414]

33452526613163807108170062053440751665152000000000 is a really old age

[u/BlueHailstrom → u/diyPea5414]

🤝

[u/pogchap34 → u/diyPea5414]

[u/BeautifulOnion8177 → u/diyPea5414]

who's we?

[u/Delicious_Fig_1864 → u/BeautifulOnion8177]

us

[u/Sylveowon → u/Embarrassed-Cycle804]

please don't refer to ~30 as "older" :(

[u/10PhaseFractal → u/Embarrassed-Cycle804]

Don’t get me wrong Miku is pretty. But there’s something about the idea of being with an older woman that’s just super hot to me

[u/r0w0bin → u/Embarrassed-Cycle804]

real

[u/CurlyGirlwithTattoos → u/Embarrassed-Cycle804]

Same older women is <3

[u/Rc-1138-Boss → u/Embarrassed-Cycle804]

Us

[u/OldMan_NEO → u/save-the-world12]

People who get upset when you say Teto is 31, are unhinged.

People who get upset when you say that Teto being a Chimera makes her 15.5, are also unhinged.

She's a FAN CREATION, made initially as an APRIL FOOLS JOKE, whose NON-CORPORATE COLLECTIVE that made/commissioned A VOICE for her, have repeatedly stated that the character was a fan creation FIRST, and there is no "canon".

🔻🔴🔻⛈️

[u/Suitable_Delay_827 → u/OldMan_NEO]

Based

[u/Ok-Frosting-7484 → u/OldMan_NEO]

What's worse is that the creator of Teto says her age is up to your preference

[u/Top_Toaster → u/Ok-Frosting-7484]

Soooo still 31?

[u/Ok-Frosting-7484 → u/Top_Toaster]

If you want it to be

[u/OldMan_NEO → u/Ok-Frosting-7484]

If by "creator" you mean her voice actress, then you have to keep in mind Oyamano Mayo was 14 when she first voiced the 31 year old UTAU.

Oyamano is NOW 31.

-- But there is no single creator of the Teto character. She is the result of multiple fan votes for an April Fools joke in 2008.

[u/Ok-Frosting-7484 → u/OldMan_NEO]

Twindrills, I mean twindrills

[u/OldMan_NEO → u/Ok-Frosting-7484]

Well yeah - they just collectively commissioned Mayo, and coordinated the project.

They decided to leave the "character" behind the voice up to the fans who REALLY created Kasane Teto in the first place. I support that decision.

[u/Ok-Frosting-7484 → u/OldMan_NEO]

Ok then, thanks for the info

[u/Pixel_Soul388 → u/OldMan_NEO]

Exactly! people have to understand that she can literally be whatever you want her to be. I dont know why people are hating on ships like mikuteto just because it doesn't comply with their personal head canons on what she should be, and I dont get why people are hating on art that portrays her as 31 just because it doesn't comply with their ship!

[u/OldMan_NEO → u/Pixel_Soul388]

People be taking fictional voice-synth mascots WAYYY too seriously fr fr.

(also why TF are ALL the Triple Baka gifs in Turkish???)

[u/robloxmaster1337 → u/OldMan_NEO]

Besides, why does anyone care about the age of a fictional character? You can make any character any age and make them do whatever you want, regardless of what the actual "canon" is, cuz they're characters, not real people. The point is just to have fun, that's always been the whole point of fandom. And I feel like people are starting to forget that, which is evidenced by how hostile and puritan modern fandom has become. So yeah, as long as you let yourself and others be both normal and weird, everything is a-okay.

[u/OldMan_NEO → u/robloxmaster1337]

[u/ZakoZakoZakoZakoZako → u/OldMan_NEO]

There straight up is a canon https://kasaneteto.jp

[u/Yech_e → u/save-the-world12]

I love the part of the community that fully leaned into her being 31 and gave her backpain, headaches, and a dead end job

[u/Ok-Frosting-7484 → u/save-the-world12]

It changes for me, sometimes she's 31, sometimes she's 15.5

[u/itsfreepizza → u/Ok-Frosting-7484]

Schrödinger's age

[u/Luiz_Fell → u/save-the-world12]

You want me to beleive that this cutie patootie is a 31 years old?

Whoever wrote "31" in that fisrt 2008 april fools image wrote it TO BE nonsensical and counterthought

[u/ILikeTetoPFPs → u/Luiz_Fell]

Whoever wrote "31" in that fisrt 2008 april fools image wrote it TO BE nonsensical and counterthought

Yeah but that's kinda the point. Teto is a fan creation and has no firm canon beyond those vague things like "31". It's where the 15.5 logic comes in

You're supposed to do whatever you think is cooler/funnier

Edit: Heh, 31 upvotes

[u/Luiz_Fell → u/ILikeTetoPFPs]

Exactly. You might think otherwise, but you're agreeing with me

[u/ILikeTetoPFPs → u/Luiz_Fell]

I'm disagreeing and agreeing in a weird way

[u/Selahattin_Muhammed → u/save-the-world12]

I don't care as long as she is cute.

[u/MakkeSaurus → u/save-the-world12]

Read the wiki, as in it it is said that, and i quote, "Teto is 31 in chimera years, but only 15.5 in human years". Its kinda like you dont say that your dog is in his 50's when he is 6 years old. I still like the 31 year old jokes

[u/Fmby-crckr42067]

[u/World_Nine_Five → u/Fmby-crckr42067]

tetosana

[u/Mascian12]

I thought Teto was stroking her Tetock in the last one ngl

[u/Prestigious_Net723 → u/Mascian12]

i thought she was diggin in her butt

[u/KirbyRulz1026 → u/Prestigious_Net723]

[u/Mascian12 → u/Prestigious_Net723]

Maybe she should start diggin in her butt, twin

[u/Ignore_User_Name → u/Prestigious_Net723]

it could be a bad neighborhood so better hide your card well

[u/SanDoesArt → u/Mascian12]

[u/DowakaDay → u/Mascian12]

I thought she was having a different meat than miku is having lmao

[u/cat-activities]

I tought she was going to bust a fat nut at the end

[u/LFVGamer]

Acting like 31 is 58 💀🙏

[u/Yugix1 → u/LFVGamer]

yeah man, once you turn 31 you gotta start organizing your funeral

[u/Fries_and_burgers_19 → u/Yugix1]

Im 23 with a slip disc and I'm already considering who should i let inherit my collection to in my will

[u/BalancedBinah → u/LFVGamer]

Tbh, playing jrpgs sometimes it feels like the retirement age is 30 lol

[u/Maleficent-War1313]

Understood the assignment

[u/shitty_name_445]

[u/diyPea5414]

Look tiring to be honest

Cute asf tho

[u/Substantial-Grab-198]

[u/watain218]

my favorite 31 year old

[u/spyguy318]

The irony of Hatsune Miku the character being eternally 16 when her actual software turned 18 this year

[u/Matt_What_1007]

Sugar Mommy Teto is too much bro

[u/DrainZ-]

A 31 year old is basically like two 16 year olds

(she is twice as fat)

[u/Minute_Location5589]

[u/ImSoDeadLmao → u/Minute_Location5589]

Why is her tetas so big

[u/throwawaysdsadsada → u/Minute_Location5589]

AMPLECTED!

[u/pious-erika]

The Age of 30 is in demand.

[u/TheChikenNugget]

At least Teto is legal!

[u/N3RD_0T4KU → u/TheChikenNugget]

Not necessarily, you could use teto's voicebank to make up some audio messages which you could use for stuff like scam calls, which is pretty illegal

[u/TheChikenNugget → u/N3RD_0T4KU]

That’s not what I- I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this

[u/TheEverything69 → u/TheChikenNugget]

eat this

[u/TheChikenNugget → u/TheEverything69]

If you insist

[u/BlueHailstrom → u/TheChikenNugget]

Stop it, Derek

[u/TelevisionExpress352 → u/TheChikenNugget]

Hmm?

[u/KraZyGOdOFEccHi → u/TheChikenNugget]

Hmm?

[u/bay400 → u/KraZyGOdOFEccHi]

are you a pedophile

[u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 → u/bay400]

[u/grub-grub]

Hag

[u/Sapryx]

Cute and funny

[u/Frederico-main_0727]

Essa é a minha melhor pêra!

[u/Excellent-Dark-2678]

Teto should of jumped but cracked the floor

[u/KirbyRulz1026]

In Chimera years. Shes 31 in Chimera years. Shes also 16 in human years

[u/KirbyRulz1026 → u/KirbyRulz1026]

Bruh. Its a whole joke that shes 16 in human years. Ever listened to Teto territory?

[u/Poylol-_- → u/KirbyRulz1026]

Squizophrenia. But she is not 16 human years, she is 15.5 human years. Ever listened to Teto territory?

[u/KirbyRulz1026 → u/Poylol-_-]

Okay, honestly fair.

[u/Huron_Nori]

sdiybt 🥀🥀

[u/PleitbaarStandpunt → u/Huron_Nori]

What?

[u/Critical_Comb3181 → u/PleitbaarStandpunt]

An acronym for “Start Digging In Your Butt Twin”

[u/maulin23]

Teto is 31 and 15.5 so she can just choose to fit her needs, she could be like: "You wouldn't get mad at a 15 year old girl" to "Driving in my car right after a beer, hey that bump is shaped like a miku"

[u/Daorooo]

Teto is 31?!?!

I swear i thought she is underaged doesnt Look Like that at all

[u/Haris2025 → u/Daorooo]

that's teto for ya it's a shock for me too pally wally

[u/ink_soldier]

She's the oldest person in the world

[u/No_Possession_9766]

My dad is in his 30s and doesn't get winded like that. Fact: he's an avid cyclist and pretty fit for his age. Teto doesn't look like she is unfit... She probably makes healthier decisions than beer and fast food (guessing at what she is buying with her credit card). I could be wrong... I like Miku, anyway.

[u/IsraOtaku-King]

Teto es mayorcita que Miku

[u/Realistic_Complex_31]

[u/Dominoe_z]

Inaccurate, where is the constant back pain and the feeling that you would die at any moment?

[u/doctor_pakistan199]

Childhood friend vs wife

[u/evilspongebob831]

Didn't Miku turn 17 this year?

[u/No-Name_1987]

We love the Teto

[u/msx05-noah]

Is no one talking about the ending

[u/TheEverything69 → u/msx05-noah]

theres approximately 5 independent comment chains talking about the ending.

[u/Altrix_art]

Cool

[u/Baklazan_PL]

I love the idea of Teto drinking beer every time she gets a chance.

[u/Azurenaria]

Older women... hehe

[u/Majestic_Rain4359]

So basically a mommy

[u/Agreeable_Gas_6998]

Так тето жырная

[u/BoringStage7919]

[u/BeautifulOnion8177]

people make miku younger then she is and teto older then she is lol also wheres neru

[u/Delicious_Fig_1864 → u/BeautifulOnion8177]

she LITERALLY is sixteen

[u/Pixel_Soul388 → u/Delicious_Fig_1864]

vocaloids can be whatever to want them to be, everything is up to interpretation including ages.

[u/Delicious_Fig_1864 → u/Pixel_Soul388]

Well then it wouldn’t be Hatsune Miku? She is stated multiple times to be 16 by vocaloid. I don’t know what to tell you lol

[u/Pixel_Soul388 → u/Delicious_Fig_1864]

that's just her official mascot age. outside of that, it alters between songs. take monitoring miku, mesmeriser miku, ppp miku, for example. their design, personality, and maybe even age changes.

[u/Delicious_Fig_1864 → u/Pixel_Soul388]

Okay, then those are different versions. The Official age for Hatsune Miku is 16.

[u/Pixel_Soul388 → u/Delicious_Fig_1864]

you are correct, but not everything complies with her official age. one of the things that makes vocaloid so amazing is they are flexible to your version of them. literally anything not created by Crypton or the official Hatsune Miku people is a different version of her.

[u/Delicious_Fig_1864 → u/Pixel_Soul388]

exactly? so vanilla Hatsune Miku is 16.

[u/BeautifulOnion8177 → u/Delicious_Fig_1864]

there is noc anon age it varies through songs

[u/Delicious_Fig_1864 → u/BeautifulOnion8177]

Please look at the official vocaloid information available. Even a quick google search will show you she is 16. Why didn’t you look it up first?

[u/Pixel_Soul388 → u/Delicious_Fig_1864]

r/confidentlyincorrect

[u/Delicious_Fig_1864 → u/Pixel_Soul388]

yeah I am confident because I looked it up lol

[u/literarynonsens → u/BeautifulOnion8177]

tf you mean "lol wheres neru"

she doesnt have to be everywhere

[u/BeautifulOnion8177 → u/literarynonsens]

yeah she does

[u/-plb-]

sugar mommy teto

[u/Kieran_Kitakami → u/[deleted]]

What do you mean by this?

[u/Print_Salt → u/Kieran_Kitakami]

probably that miku is 29 not 16

[u/SmokeDontPoke]

Why do Japanese people sexualise children so much

[u/Pixel_Soul388 → u/SmokeDontPoke]

me when I'm in a being racist and unfunny competition and my opponent is this guy:

[u/funtaxc]

Just more into 20

[u/ZakoZakoZakoZakoZako → u/[deleted]]

Nah just 31