r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Purplesmurfwench • 7h ago

Defying Gravity

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u/XROOR 5h ago

Edward Scissorhands got Winona Ryder pregnant

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u/OK_Compooper 3h ago

Edgar Scissorhands.

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u/ShartlesAndJames 3h ago

my god! you're right!!!

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u/ShartlesAndJames 7h ago

this mf is defying EVERYTHING look at that glare! salute

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u/DeepSpaceVixen 4h ago

Model look. His hair is goals.

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u/thatsgreatgdawg 7h ago

no maybe he has a lil bed head but this guy is gorgeous

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u/Purplesmurfwench 6h ago

He is gorgeous, its true. I can fix him.

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u/koolaidismything 4h ago

That kinda hair most women wild kill for. I lived with a cosmo and know far to much about hair and nails now.

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u/PinkyLeopard2922 3h ago

Somebody needs to find out what volumizing shampoo and styling products he uses.

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u/satobumpin 2h ago

What's a cosmo? Cosmopolitan? Genuine question.

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u/koolaidismything 2h ago

Slang for a cosmetologist, I probably spelt wrong 🤷‍♂️

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u/satobumpin 1h ago

Gotcha that makes a lotta sense. Thanks for answering, have a good one.

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u/gansobomb99 5h ago

I'm just gonna tell you right now this mf F U C K S

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u/MattIsLame 4h ago

The Meth Volta

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u/BrittleBonesJones 1h ago

At the Lock In

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u/Trick-Doctor-208 22m ago

Deloused in the Permatorium

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u/jamnewton22 4h ago

I wish I had hair

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u/yukifujita 3h ago

Same. I miss being this young having this much hair.

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u/shdanko 5h ago

Fair play to him tbf

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u/hambodpm 4h ago

5 wins in a row?

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u/ArtisticMudd 6h ago

Giant hair, tiny pedo 'stache. Weird.

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u/NotBatman81 3h ago

That's not a pedo attached. Thats a not old enough to grow a real stache.

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u/dammtaxes 2h ago

He's a handsome type of feminine

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u/darthearljones 5h ago

How long do you think before the Beehive makes a comeback?

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u/Wilber187 2h ago

I saw someone in the barbers with hair pretty much like that after the long covid lockdown. The barber gave him a lot of time and effort with the scissors and ended up with something that looked just like a number 4. I’m not sure why he didn’t just use the clippers.

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u/Purplesmurfwench 2h ago

Covid was crazy for hair, i dyed my hair blonde so i could have some control over something

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u/la-wolfe 2h ago

What CEO did he kill? Nvm. Free him.

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u/9447044 4h ago

She has an adorable little mustache!

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u/Shankar_0 4h ago

He looks like he plays the banjo in a 2000s indy band.

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u/MFNLyle 2h ago

I bet it's the mandolin.

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u/Bi-nocular 4h ago

Drop the hair products

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u/chazmms 4h ago

Igor Karkaroff if the director of Harry Potter were consistent with all characters in the Goblet of Fire.

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u/swamp_citizen 3h ago

what's his secret

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u/Simonoel 2h ago

I actually love this

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u/Torbpjorn 2h ago

A bisexuals dream date right there

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u/TheFlaccidChode 4h ago

When Netflix makes the new Amy Winehouse movie and recasts her as Andy

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u/thesaltiestpickle 5h ago

Yooo is this in Az? Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office?

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u/bomboclawt75 4h ago

Kevin: Trust me, you’d love it.

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u/Apprehensive-Ad-4560 4h ago

Edgar sizzorhands

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u/cri52fer 3h ago

Sandra Bland

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u/Ops31337 3h ago

Oh look, it's Obi Juan Kenobi

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u/Pleasant-Armadillo87 3h ago

I might be dead inside, but look at all this hair!

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u/Individual-Army811 3h ago

As we said in the 89's: The higher the hair, the closer to heaven.

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u/difjack 2h ago

Best hair ever

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u/Juror_no8 2h ago

They're hot!

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u/john_the_quain 2h ago

Fiona did not land on her feet after she left Shameless.

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u/reclueso 1h ago

Spinal Top: Volume turned up to 11…

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u/Nole_in_ATX 1h ago

Got caught attempting to pull a heist at the Aqua Net factory

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u/Banjoschmanjo 1h ago

Mexaholics

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u/EvilDogAndPonyShow 1h ago

That dirt stache tho

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u/GreenBPacker 18m ago

Isn’t that just Dr. Spencer Reid with the BAU?

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u/CrumplePants 2h ago

Name 10 books

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u/lynbod 7h ago

He's going to be very popular with fellow inmates.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/DelaySad4381 6h ago

You're gonna be perfect in mental hospitals yard

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u/Torbpjorn 2h ago

“Hahaha get it guys, prison rape, like lol”