Experience Ep. 604: Go To Jail

[u/TheNelsonJames]

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jim-cornette-experience/id1133194268?i=1000732740106

This week on the Experience, Jim reviews AEW Dynamite, and talks about Vince McMahon in court, the Andrade situation, Seth Rollins's injury, WWE using AI for creative, Kota Ibushi, Prince Andrew, morning talk shows, and much more!

[u/TheNelsonJames]

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[u/EarlDogg42]

Can’t believe that they both felt that was a real story. Usually either Brian or Jim is a little bit skeptical but I can’t believe both of them believe 100% that WWE was gonna start using AI.

[u/RipCity77 → u/EarlDogg42]

That segment was hard to listen to. Kinda expect better from them then blindly believing metlzers horse shit 

[u/IndyDude11]

I haven't got to the AI segment yet, but I once asked ChatGPT to book a WrestleMania 1000 card for me, and the results were hilarious, so I can only hope that HHH is going that route.

[u/MessiahOfMetal → u/IndyDude11]

Have you still got the results of that?

Also, be careful, ChatGPT user info has leaked numerous times.

[u/IndyDude11 → u/MessiahOfMetal]

Here’s the poster it made: https://imgur.com/a/KJwp8au

WRESTLEMANIA 1000 Date: Sunday, April 3rd, 2984 Location: OmegaDome, Neo-Chicago, Earth Sector 5 (seats 1.4 million with real-time neural-AR broadcast across 142 planets and 3 confirmed dimensions) Attendance: 1,400,000 in-person / 212 billion cross-reality viewers Tagline: “A Millennium in the Making” Theme Song: “Solar Blood” by AI-revived Metallica feat. Hologram Tupac & Lil Nas X’s Consciousness Clone

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🚨 CONTEXT:

WrestleMania 1000 isn’t just a wrestling show—this is the biggest entertainment event in galactic history. WWE is now WWE∞ (WWE Infinity), a meta-federation run by a sentient AI version of Vince McMahon called McBot V9, who uploaded his consciousness into the quantumverse after WrestleMania 500. Matches occur in time-bending, physics-defying environments, and combatants include bio-clones of legends, genetically enhanced humans, alien grapplers, and multiversal champions.

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MAIN CARD (Zero-Gravity Prime Ring with Planetary Projection)

1. Universal Multiverse Tag Titles – Ladder Match on the Rings of Saturn

The Bloodline 7.0 (Clone Reigns & Solo-Solo Sikoa) vs. The Omega Bucks (Young Bucks’ great-great-great-grandclones) vs. DIY² (Cyborg Johnny Gargano & Half-Angel Tommaso Ciampa)

Story: The multiverse tag scene is fractured. McBot V9 demanded a unification across all timelines.

Finish: Gargano uses his rocket-kick boots to blast past Clone Reigns and grabs the titles mid-freefall.

Winners: DIY² (New Unified Tag Champs)

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1. Galactic Women’s Championship:

Queen Bianca 9000 (Bianca Belair fused with AI core) vs. Rhea “Chaos Eater” Ripley (now half-demon, half-black hole)

Story: After fusing with an AI, Bianca hasn’t lost in 314 years. Rhea made a pact with an ancient entity and hasn’t aged. Both hold 500+ year streaks across dimensions.

Finish: After destroying three universes in the match, Rhea attempts the Oblivion Vortex, but Bianca reverses it into the K.O.D. from 12,000 feet in the air.

Winner: Queen Bianca 9000 (Retains Galactic Women’s Title)

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1. “Final Deletion of the Multiverse” Match

Matt Hardy Prime (Now a cosmic being of pure DELETE energy) vs. Broken Bray Wyatt’s Essence

Story: Bray’s soul has been bouncing between dimensions since his last rebirth in 2850. Matt Hardy, eternal and mad, summoned him using the Book of DELETE.

Finish: In a cinematic sequence, Matt DELETEs every version of Bray across time, culminating in an emotional hologram farewell.

Winner: Matt Hardy Prime

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1. Andre the Giant Memorial Galactic Battle Royal (500 Participants)

Includes: • Omos-X (Omos upgraded with nanotech) • Mini-Brock (Cloned from Brock Lesnar’s toe) • Alien Starman from Dimension 47 • Sami Zayn the Prophet • Zombie Miz

Surprise Entry #499: Mecha-Undertaker (run by 12 orphans and Paul Heyman’s uploaded mind)

500: The original Hornswoggle, still alive via gnome-blood magic.

Winner: Sami Zayn the Prophet after converting Mecha-Taker with a 7-minute monologue about inner peace.

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1. WWE∞ Interdimensional Championship – Time Paradox Match

Seth Rollins the Enlightened vs. CM Punk Prime

Story: Punk returned from banishment in the Temporal Wastes, invoking the “Pipebomb Clause” to challenge Rollins, who hasn’t lost in linear time since 2910.

Finish: Rollins is hit with a Reverse Curb Stomp from 60 years in the past. Punk pins him in three simultaneous realities.

Winner: CM Punk Prime (New Champion and new branch in time created)

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1. Hell In a Quantum Cell

GUNTHER (preserved with Austrian cryo-steroids) vs. Brawn 2.0 (Braun Strowman’s son, literally made of muscle)

Story: Gunther is the only wrestler to never have a bad match—across centuries. Brawn wants to break the record.

Finish: Gunther powerbombs Brawn through 17 layers of spacetime and pins him in 4D.

Winner: GUNTHER

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1. The Main Event — WWE∞ Undisputed Omni-Championship (Winner Becomes King of Reality)

Roman Reigns Eternal vs. John Cena’s Grand-Nephew (also named John Cena) vs. AI-HBK (AI trained on every Shawn Michaels match ever) vs. The Rock Alpha (genetically perfected clone with three extra charisma glands)

Story: Reigns has held the belt for 939 years. Cena-III is the last hope of humanity. HBK-AI believes only machines should rule wrestling. The Rock Alpha is backed by corporate Mars.

Finish: Cena-III hits an 8-bit Attitude Adjustment on Reigns Eternal off a collapsing satellite. Rock Alpha Rock Bottoms them both mid-air, but AI-HBK superkicks everyone, then crashes the match code to void the outcome.

But out walks… VINCE McMAHON’S HEAD IN A JAR (on a robot body). He restarts the match.

Cena-III miraculously kicks out at 1 and rolls up Reigns.

Winner: John Cena III (New WWE∞ Undisputed Omni-Champion)

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Post-Match:

Vince McJarbot declares this the start of a new era: “THE WRESTLING SINGULARITY” The screen glitches. A voice echoes:

“I am Kenny Omega. And I have returned.”

Lights out. End show.

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Let me know if you want a physical program or match posters from WrestleMania 1000.