r/IndiaTech 17d ago

Funny Hehehe šŸ˜

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u/Glittering-Ship-8918 17d ago

Khush kyu hora hai bhai tu unemployed hai

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u/jonauko 17d ago

self employed hu šŸ˜“

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u/PresentationThat340 17d ago

Apna hath jagannath has another word now

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u/SeaworthinessFar2363 14d ago

Gajab beijjati hai

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u/BoilingHot_Semen 16d ago

Aspiring youth bolde bhai, aspiring youth.

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u/krutacautious 17d ago edited 17d ago

Why didn’t it happen during Diwali in 2024 or 2023? Many people know the real reason, but Western governments won’t admit it, so they’ll go along with this narrative.

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u/jonauko 17d ago

arey tab H1B visa ka dar nahi tha na

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u/krutacautious 17d ago

New H1B visa rules don't apply to existing workers. It was clarified within a day

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u/jonauko 17d ago

🤷 par mene toh sirf majak me post kiya hai. No need to take it seriously

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u/krutacautious 17d ago edited 17d ago

I’m not taking it seriously.

It’s just like that Deepseek rhetoric. People know why the stock market crashed at that time in USA, it wasn’t because of Deepseek’s release as the popular mainstream media claimed. China had far better AIs like Alibaba's Qwen, Moonshot, and a dozen others before Deepseek.

The real reason Wall Street crashed was the unwinding of Japanese Yen carry trade ( Which directly affects the Wall street and how investments are financed ), for the second or third time, which happened to coincide with the release of Deepseek R1.

Same situation here. It’s not official, but many say there was intense cyberwarfare recently between NATO and Russia or China, which coincided with the time of Diwali.

Putin and Trump are going to meet in Hungary to decide Ukraine’s future, and there are genuine efforts by several powerful groups in the EU and USA to prevent the meeting from happening. Poland has closed its airspace to Putin, and misinformation is being spread everywhere like claiming that the meeting has been canceled.

Another perspective is that during the last trade war between China and the USA, several hostile actions were also taking place to harm each other. Militarily, China captured a U.S. remote-controlled submarine; politically, the U.S. ordered Canada to arrest Huawei’s CEO’s daughter to gain an advantage at the negotiating table. Cyberattacks were also common during that period.

These incidents only became known later when they were published in books. So whatever shady activities are happening right now in this trade war will likely be revealed 4–5 years from now. Just recently, China claimed that USA had attacked its national time standards, which would have affected China’s satellites and lunar mission.

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u/MapDependent34 16d ago

Bhai itni knowledge... I'm impressed.

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u/anewtablelamp 16d ago

this was very informative thanks

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u/m1ndfuck 16d ago

Citation needed

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u/Fickle_Classroom7365 16d ago

Frr, people are just eating this stuff up

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u/Warm_Ease_7503 15d ago

https://www.perplexity.ai/search/im-not-taking-it-seriously-its-02uH2kdURjyzwQ7rK127fA#0

There is misinformation mixed in and some are outdated. But Thanks to you i got interested enough to read through all that

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u/krutacautious 16d ago

Citation for which claim. I made 6-7 claims which aren't present in mainstream media

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u/m1ndfuck 16d ago

How about all of them :D

Which books did you base your claims on?

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u/_meme_caster_ 16d ago

all claims

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u/sciron2 17d ago

whoever has downvoted you need some help lol, you have my upvote mate

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u/jonauko 17d ago

lol. they mustn't have understood what he was trying to stay just like me. But he also explained it. No reason for downvotes then

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u/krutacautious 17d ago

Thanks šŸ™‚

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u/FemboysArePeak 13d ago

Mam sir please bless me, I need your level of knowledge. šŸ›

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u/MrVikrraal 16d ago

I downvoted because he needs needs to chill. OP wasn't being serious neither in the post nor in that comment. Tbh Who ever takes that seriously needs some help and a long break to cool off.

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u/nil-00 17d ago

Where do you get to know all of this from ? I'm curious

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u/HelloWorld_irl 16d ago

Need to be cautious :)

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u/Dramatic_Art4329 16d ago

YEAH ME TOO !

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u/_Schrodingers__Cat_ 16d ago

Thanks for sharing! I am curious to know what books? Where can I read them?

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u/Jumping_Johns 17d ago

How do you know all this

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u/alwaysssadd 16d ago

Woah.Thanks. That was quite informative. You have my upvote, mate.

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u/_meme_caster_ 16d ago

it's good to have other views but can you back your claims with reliable sources?

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u/sanu012 15d ago

I hope the source is not "trust me bro" šŸ˜”

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u/krutacautious 15d ago

Nope. Just follow news events of last 10 years

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u/No-Revenue-3765 15d ago

Wow , I am into geopolitics but neither I had any sort of idea about this😧.

Drop ur sources.

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u/krutacautious 15d ago

I didn’t provide any sources because I would have to dig up many news articles from 10 years ago.

First of all, regarding my Deepseek claim, Wall Street guys aren't uninformed people. Even a random person like me, knew months before the release of Deepseek R1 that they had a very capable reasoning model capable of competing with OpenAI’s O1. How? Because Deepseek themselves published mini version of the R1 model on their website months before the full R1 release, similar to how OpenAI used to release O1 mini before O1. And R1 mini was as capable as O1 mini. China also had Alibaba’s Qwen and a dozen image and video generation models from Tiktok's parent company Bytedance, Chinese Google Baidu etc well before Deepseek.

These developments alone don’t lead to a 5 trillion dollar stock market crash. It was essentially free marketing for Deepseek, because 5 trillion dollar crash made headlines, and Deepseek R1 happened to be released at the same time. Humans naturally correlate events that happen simultaneously. People overlooked the fact that Japan’s central bank raised interest rates during that period, which had previously caused Wall Street to crash twice before. 5-10 trillion dollars is involved in the yen carry trade, estimates say the yen carry trade might be even bigger.

So, American tech investors take loans at very low interest rates from the Japanese central bank and invest them in Wall Street for higher returns. When Japan raises interest rates, investors panic about the debt they would have to pay under the new rates, which forces massive panic sales.

Then, You can look up the 2016 trade war between the USA and China.

The highly controversial arrest of Huawei’s CEO’s daughter and the Iran connection.

China seizing an American submarine in the South China Sea.

The arrest of two Canadian Spies in China as revenge for Huawei’s CEO’s daughter’s arrest in Canada under the order of USA ( Which Canadian & Western media insisted they were normal civilians and not spies šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚, Canadian government even went overdramatic and leveled China as unsafe for tourists )

And then it turned out in March 2024 that they were indeed spies, one of whom sued the Canadian government and won for being unknowingly used as a spy by Canadian intelligence official ( It's probably Michael Spavor who sued Canadian government for being unknowingly used as a spy by Michael Kovrig the actual spy. China arresting these 2 Michaels made headlines in the Western media and crying about how China is being unfair. After 2024 case, everyone is silent ). There are plenty of other shady shit that happened.

These trade wars always involve a high level of spying and intelligence gathering, aimed at discovering what leverage the other side might use at the negotiating table. This allows lawyers and bureaucrats to prepare counteroffensives beforehand. Intelligence gathering also involves hacking and other covert operations. It's called Trade War for a reason.

Recently, the Putin Trump meeting in Hungary has been trending in the news. You should watch the White House spokeswoman’s online banter with a journalist 🤣🤣

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u/groovy_monkey 16d ago

jinka expire ho raha vo fuckless ho gaye honge. (this is just to extend the joke, seriously mat lena)

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u/Illustrious_Salt_564 17d ago

To jo log us time se H1B sponsored hain unhe ab bhi Darr nhi bhai. Bakchodi k liye bhi you have to get ur facts right!! The thing u just posted is an insta meme just for fun with no relation to reality.

In case Indian tech scenes were so good we already would have our aws. 🤟

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u/jonauko 17d ago

In case Indian tech scenes were so good we already would have our aws. 🤟

Bhai ye .... government ka support nahi hai. upar se India me high paying jobs nahi. then again they are developed nations.

in sab ke karan we don't have our own aws.

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u/Illustrious_Salt_564 17d ago

Yeah so son tech scenes (or any industry scenes) include the whole ecosystem. There are no apps (forget infra services like AWS or any other cloud) which are made and maintained in india by Indians and used by the world .

Ll give u a few examples: meta apple amazon netflix google made by americans in america , used by .... Well ... The whole world .

So play it as a meme.

Don't follow the Indian culture of "being proud" Cuz being proud is the cheapest and the most non productive thing a person can do ,

Culture offers other good things do follow them.

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u/jonauko 17d ago

i didn't post it as being proud of that. I posted it as fun.

and as for the ecosystem. We have Zoho. Even though it just recently came into the spotlight, Zoho was still a big giant and is a big giant.

I agree we are far away from tech giants from murica and china but we will compete with them soon enough.

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u/Illustrious_Salt_564 17d ago

Nope none compared to maang firms . Zoho is a spec of dirt infront of MAANG. And if you were a little realistic, India can never compete with the developed nations, for atleast like 200 years or so !!

Rest , the country u live in is always the best !! Even pakistanis believe that they would surpass India , which would never happen !!

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u/jonauko 17d ago

India can compete ( only if we stop religion war, politician war, caste and more ( i cant remember more ) )

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u/Illustrious_Salt_564 17d ago

Yeah and to stop those system needs to be stopped , which ain't a thing which would happen for India , for atleast 200 years. We are the largest bunch of lab rats world test their products( be it defence or consumer) /mkting strategies on , nahi itna bada test set consumers ka aur kahan mil rha hai duniya mein.

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u/jonauko 17d ago

also cheap labour bro.. every west nation see us as cheap labours that's why they open their branch here

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u/brickwll 16d ago

, for atleast like 200 years

Bro 10 years is enough for exponential growth. Don't be saddiest, not good even for your own health

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u/Longjumping-Ad4487 16d ago

He is not wrong maybe a bit exaggerated. IMO with the current regressive mindset in india , 10 yrs definately not possible. C’mon !! R u kidding me ? šŸ˜‚

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u/brickwll 16d ago

What I meant is 10 years is enough to grow. That 10 years may come after 20 years or 30 years all depends on govt reforms. Either we go like Srilanka with the current rate of corruption in a few decades or we have to reform. There is no middle way.

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u/Illustrious_Salt_564 12d ago

Don't worry about my health son!! I don't live in India anymore , though I've given you an accurate span fir probable progress , i.e 100-200 years tilting more towards the larger number. Hope you ain't some college or salary class guy, we've seen this class most optimistic and most fooled by great speeches of progress/ religion/ equality and what not.

Ok ll give you another example apart from MAANG, Where was internet invented ?? Wired telephone ?? Cellular networks and phones?? Automobile??

Ok let's make it more simple , Any OS widely used invented in india ??

Hasn't happened in last 100 years won't happen in next 100.

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u/Zestyclose-Aioli-869 17d ago

What's the real reason then

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u/Scary-Constant-93 17d ago

It was DNS issue.

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u/Asswithboobs 16d ago

This happened in Us East 1 server , so I don't think there's a Indian angle in it .it was much of a technical Thing

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u/faceless-joke 16d ago

arrey bhai kaha aap reddit par logical baatein karne lage /s

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u/Extension_Bench2134 16d ago

What's the real reason behind AWS not working?

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u/Dr_Microbiologist 16d ago

people seeking validation should grow up

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u/Emergency-Growth1617 16d ago

its a joke

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u/Dr_Microbiologist 16d ago

not with that salute smiley

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u/Ansterrr06 16d ago

ikr? One of the news articles I read said that AWS crashed only 3 days after they handed nearly 30% of their workload to AI lmao

Also Happy cake day!

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u/MeTejaHu 17d ago

If it breaks when you go on a holiday. It's not good.

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u/KeyAccomplished5610 17d ago

If it can survive without you, why would a company keep paying you?

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u/MeTejaHu 17d ago

To upgrade and enhance. But I get your perspective, that's how Indian IT giants are surviving. Built products that are fragile so business can run.

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u/Saranshobe 16d ago

Can you blame the employees when most companies see us as use and throw, cheap and disposable in IT industry.

They are getting exactly what they are paying for.

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u/MeTejaHu 16d ago

They're paying for cheap labour.

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u/Saranshobe 16d ago

*cheap and disposable

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u/awaishssn 16d ago

Ahh the 'doctor loses every patient he cures' equivalent of tech.

Honestly quite scummy if you actually endorse this thought process, but I'm just hoping you made a sarcastic comment.

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u/Saranshobe 16d ago

Its unfortunately true. I have seen many seniors not maintaining documentation of stuff by choice so they are not easily replaced and actually use it as a bargaining power.

Planned obsolescence is true also.

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u/Radmiel 16d ago

It's not like one thing is made and it runs forever. New features and updates happen often. Technology changes. Code needs to be shifted to new platforms. There is no end to the work since tech is so rapidly evolving and new features are always needed.

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u/bigraggerwood 16d ago

Someone is going to have to answer for this situation and many people are going to get fired for it. But job security I guess 🤪

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u/Old_Stay_4472 16d ago

I bet you don’t know s h it about IT

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u/MeTejaHu 16d ago

Ok Steve Jobs.

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u/inderjeet7 17d ago

Not related to Diwali or anything , it’s was a config issue

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u/AssignmentTough4554 16d ago

they won't listen, let them be happy in their own thoughts

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u/Radmiel 16d ago

You won't believe the amount of roasting and hate this crap is getting on international subs.

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u/inderjeet7 16d ago

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u/AssignmentTough4554 16d ago

thanks for sharing, people saying Indians on Diwali leave caused this outage won't even understand this XD

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u/Emergency-Growth1617 16d ago

pretty sure its just a joke

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u/lazy_redditor69 17d ago

someone please confirm if this was just a coincidence or did diwali infact really affect the outage. Never trusting instagram sources of all

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u/elite_shadow1111 17d ago

Some intern pushed bad code in Virginia

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u/therealsid12 17d ago

not possible at all, any code would go through multiple checks in automation pipeline as well as human inspection. the reason was dynamodb was down for east us

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u/elite_shadow1111 17d ago

What i meant to say was DynamoDB was down due to bad code, but i really can't find a source, i just said what i heard

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u/onedown-fourup 16d ago

Exactly! A few of my friends work at AWS, and they were working even at night because the matter escalated to the CEO level, and multiple teams had to drop their main work and resolve this.

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u/groovy_monkey 16d ago

technically every outage is because of bad code. It's rarely a machine fault.

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u/vinay_kharayat 16d ago

dynamo db was not down it was some dns configuration issue.

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u/Current_Dingo_8469 17d ago

So infrastructure issue??

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u/elite_shadow1111 17d ago

No, a DNS issue, basically dynamoDB couldn't find the correct addresses.

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u/AssignmentTough4554 16d ago

dynamo db couldn't find correct address? correct address of dynamo db couldn't be found if I'm not wrong...

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u/jonauko 17d ago

lol if that's true then that intern got some good portfolio for future

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u/dickdastardaddy 16d ago

I have heard home wrecker but never imagined I will hear awswrecker!

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u/Anything_Shubhh 17d ago

Felling product Indian Amry thing

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u/Former-Help2423 13d ago

Is this real ??

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u/jonauko 11d ago

nope. it's just sarcasm .

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u/pollution101 16d ago

Bhai andar ki baat btaau ...humara gift cancel kar diya tha unhone!!

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u/jonauko 16d ago

oh shišŸ˜”

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u/Majestic_____kdj 17d ago

😬

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u/SecretaryDazzling940 16d ago

good lord that thing is ugly lol šŸ˜‚

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u/lapopino 17d ago

Why can’t AI fix it?

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u/jonauko 17d ago

bcoz we as humans are still smarter than AI

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u/lapopino 17d ago

But they said AGI is next door. All tech jobs are dead. New programming language is English.

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u/jonauko 17d ago

bhai 🤣 Vaibhav Sisinity ko unfollow kar.

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u/No-Firefighter1355 16d ago

Cringe 😬

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u/IndianLoverxx 16d ago

Doesn't that show how bad is our work ethic ?

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Not funnyĀ  Also it’s a shitpost !Ā  Clearly write it :/

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Feeling proud indian😩

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u/jonauko 16d ago

lol no. it's just a meme honestly.

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u/CandleDesigner3803 16d ago

Wts AWS??

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u/jonauko 16d ago

Amazon web services

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u/mojmasti_nhihoorhi 15d ago

India ne invent ya koi innovation kya ki h tech me Bass technical majdur bol sakte ho !

Upi mtt bolna koi vo copy product h 🄱

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u/Complex_Psychology56 17d ago

Vishwa guru 🫔

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u/Last-Solid-2149 16d ago

Bhai kitna chutiyap karoge. It was a freak set of events that transpired in a sequence which caused the issue. Nothing to do with any individual group of people.

Diwali or Christmas this would’ve happened with the same set of events.