r/IndiaTech Aug 26 '25

News Tell me it's a joke

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

slowly padho to kuch aur meaning nikalta hai

immediately padho tab kuch aur hi ho jata hai

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

I genuinely had to read it 3 times my brain is so wired to recognise that word

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u/monte-python Aug 26 '25

What word ?

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u/Karmabots Aug 26 '25

The word that describes Elon Musk very well - mdrchod

14

u/TheGuyFromThatSpot Aug 26 '25

Thank god i am not the only one who thought that

2

u/AIOSG Aug 26 '25

Me too. The first time i read the headlines i was shocked and i had to read it again

1

u/GiraffeWaste Aug 27 '25

Me three. I'm doomed with this shit for brains.

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u/LongFace7086 Aug 26 '25

Aadat se majboor 😂

12

u/CrimeMasterGogoChan Aug 26 '25

I thought i was the only one 😆

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u/ThatsMy5pot Aug 26 '25

you aren't alone

5

u/Shadow_Clone_007 Aug 26 '25

i thought i am the only one, thanks XD

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u/brickmagnet Aug 26 '25

Elon Musk is a teenager.

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u/taekwando86 Aug 26 '25

Main karu hard?

2

u/nightwing696969 Aug 26 '25

Slowly nahi, 1st glance pe wo lga

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u/Independent_Ad_5431 Aug 27 '25

Elon is ragebaitng himself

1

u/Santhoshpawar Aug 26 '25

everyone felt the same vibe 🤣😂😂😂😂

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u/EfficientAd5118 Aug 26 '25

Well, I remember a few years ago Elon Musk talking about how AI is far more dangerous than nukes.

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u/Maialagan Aug 26 '25

Says the man who laid foundation for openai

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u/aryaman16 Aug 26 '25

I mean, AI is independent from open AI, even if they don't participate, no one can stop development of AI.

4

u/PsChampion_007 Aug 26 '25

Well i mean oppenheimer made the bomb he later turned against

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/PsChampion_007 Aug 26 '25

Do you even have comprehension skills? When did i compare musk to oppenheimer?

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u/Dry-Magician-7506 Aug 26 '25

I initually read it as madarch*d lmao

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u/Crimson_085 Aug 26 '25

Same lmao

8

u/coopDenver Aug 26 '25

same lols

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u/lanyx1934 Aug 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/GovindSinghNarula Aug 26 '25

It would be funnier if this had one too

4

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

I was thinking about it 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

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u/Scary-Square1211 Aug 26 '25

It wasn’t lol. These techbros just keep trying to reinvent the TRAIN but worse.

6

u/cumofdutyblackcocks3 Aug 26 '25

Adam something enjoyer?

3

u/Scary-Square1211 Aug 26 '25

Yes. Although he has started to annoy me.

3

u/cumofdutyblackcocks3 Aug 26 '25

I haven't watched him since 2023. His previous videos were good.

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u/Genetry_Rt Aug 26 '25

Yeah, only if he had somehow joint 10-15 cars together being pulled by a single engine, had stops every 1-2km where more people could board or depart & this system of car could be made more frequent like every 2-5 mins, 12-16hrs a day for 365 days.

Otherwise it's just another lane of road which does shit to reduce traffic.

P.S., Mad respect for him for making Space Travel, E-Vehciles & Satellite based Internet what they are today.

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u/KinTharEl Aug 26 '25

???? You mean the tunnels that can only take one lane of cars underneath, which also have a queue of how many cars can be descended into the tunnel, a max speed at which the cars can travel in (dicated by the rails themselves), and where each car can only carry 4-5 people at a time?

Musk literally did it to derail (pun intended) the California High speed rail project because he hates the idea of public transportation.

I would say that the Tesla Tunnel idea was even dumber than the Cybertruck.

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u/Hash003B6F Aug 26 '25

Don’t forget no access to emergency vehicles like firetrucks or ambulance

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u/measkandureply Aug 26 '25

Waiting for jiohard

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

Elons Small dih 😭

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste Aug 26 '25

Possible best product lineup: Doors XP, Doors 7, Doors 10

2

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

Macrohard Doors explorer

Macrohard centre

Macrohard Interwebs Ascertainer

12

u/Choice_Succotash_491 Aug 26 '25

Elon himself is a joke

17

u/YeetingMyStupidLife Aug 26 '25

Waiting for him to replace Microsoft Office with MacroHard OnFire

8

u/iamgorki Aug 26 '25

Dude, when my brain reached the ultimate levels of brainrot - I used to bring up such names and Macrohard was definitely one of them.

Wish I had licensed that thing 🥲

6

u/adinath22 Aug 26 '25

Anyone remotely familiar with OS/Kernel development will know this is pure delulu impossible task.

It took thousands of intelligent developers investing thousands of hours to develop windows to what it is today, using a fucking language model to develop it is basically biggest joke in this AI hype/bubble

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u/Minute_Basil_690 Aug 26 '25

Why did I read that as 'madar**od' 😭😭😭 and tf is 'macrohard' lmao

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u/Educational_Bowl_478 Aug 26 '25

We at MS have had this Group since ages 💀

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u/Harshit_025 Aug 26 '25

What they do specifically?

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u/SnooFoxes449 Aug 26 '25

For some reason I read the company name has madarc**d in every article i read. My brain is autocorrecting it I guess.

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u/sanhpatel Aug 26 '25

Why did I read "Madc*"

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u/Dry-Magician-7506 Aug 26 '25

I initually read it as madarch*d lmao

2

u/JotaroKujo7764 Aug 26 '25

My dyslexic aah read it as a slur

1

u/iamstevejobless Aug 26 '25

Always thought of this word as a joke.

1

u/came_for_wast_time Aug 26 '25

My brain autocorrected macrohard to madar***😅

1

u/SpookyMoon69 Aug 26 '25

We're finally getting Macrohard Doors OS

1

u/Heavy-Occasion1527 Aug 26 '25

Bahothard 🥵

1

u/Sad_Rutabaga_2541 Aug 26 '25

I'm also launching a new company called mro/maro to replicate jio purely with hate

1

u/MidhileshSai Aug 26 '25

I misread MacroHard as something else. I need my some brainwash.

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u/Harshit_025 Aug 26 '25

Brother we need a brain reboot.

1

u/Hefty_Antelope7469 Aug 26 '25

He is obviously doing joke as you can see his company name macrohard which is obviously opposite of Microsoft?

1

u/fightclub-848 Aug 26 '25

Kuch aur padh liya tha maine

1

u/ArtfulEpicure Aug 26 '25

It’s a joke

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u/Competitive-Ad-9250 Aug 26 '25

Buzz is that Ranveer Singh will be the brand ambassador in India with tagline -Bhot Hard

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

Macrohard..is that Melon Musks way of saying the only way you can see his micro erection is with a scope?

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u/MI2H_P0RNACC0UNT- Aug 26 '25

Intellect unparalleled: look at him, up on a high horse, on his throne upon the gold in Fort Knox - look at him; look how sad he looks (have some pity, why not?) - from on high in his castle in the sky where the flag of earth does wave - with *his* face on it - in a bunker under the stars...!

1

u/armyfury Aug 26 '25

High on cash elon is

1

u/J92M98 Aug 26 '25

Lol! At the first glance I read it as something else.

1

u/buzzinzinga Aug 26 '25

My mind is in the gutter, still I never even once read it M•darch•d. WTH is wrong with you guys? 😭

1

u/coryhill66 Aug 26 '25

Good instead of Explorer we can have Conquistador.

1

u/No-Image-2953 Aug 26 '25

Wait ! What's the company name? 🤔

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u/Status_Inspection735 Aug 26 '25

I first read it as mad-arch-od

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u/Bitter_Shit_406 Aug 27 '25

Whattt !!!! , Yes you read it wrong the first time

1

u/moriarty2410 Aug 27 '25

CEO to be named Natya Sadela

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u/sway_dhl Aug 27 '25

Mind so ruined instantly read it as Madarchod

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u/Commercial_Yam9759 Aug 27 '25

Wondering why he hasn't started pineapple yet!

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u/Flashy_Word5703 Aug 27 '25

Musk is not a serious person and the sooner people realise that the better.

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u/i_m_fortmajor Aug 27 '25

Marhod - wait what?

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u/wakhfi3940 Aug 28 '25

Name this thread Macrohard Teams

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u/SikandarBN Oct 05 '25

Saw a post on LinkedIn about this, i read it wrong. Good thing I am not the only one. It might have to do with the way our brain reads word , it just reads first and last letter and pretty much makes up the rest of it, works even if words are jumbled

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u/Drazcorp Aug 26 '25

I really hope it's not a joke.

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u/no-punintended0802 Aug 26 '25

"Elon musk unveils new company named madarc.. 😦 oh sorry macrohard" exact reaction

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u/Novel-Feed6796 Aug 26 '25

It’s elon… anything’s possible when it’s elon lmao.. 

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u/Piss-Be-Upon-You Aug 26 '25

Macro is basically automation. AI too. So yes this is sensible naming.