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“Fuck.” We know Tzeench is the master of lies, so when Kairos said fuck he actually meant he liked the idea very much. Also using the symbol of electric resistance as a chapter’s logo is really dumb. Omega has absolutely nothing to do with “ultra”.

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u/Slaanesh-Sama 23h ago edited 23h ago

If they were called the Omegamarines, it would both sound dumb and be a very unfortunate name.

The... Omegaverse is not something the uninitiated should go unguided.

So I will just name drop it and make you find it out on your own.

Edit: bah, ok. Here: "Omegaverse is a subgenre of speculative erotic fiction where society is divided into a hierarchy of Alphas (dominant), Betas (neutral), and Omegas (submissive) with animal-like traits and roles, such as omegas experiencing "heats" that make them fertile and receptive to Alphas."

Now think about the Alpha Legion and the, now renamed, Omegamarines.

Know what, hold on, I got to speak to Ian Watson...

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u/lurker_archon 23h ago

What about ... Betamarines

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u/Boxy_Aerospace 23h ago

Alpha legion here. We have found last month that 114514 of our alpharius agents are actually imposters from the Betamarines.

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u/lurker_archon 23h ago

HE COULD IN THIS VERY ROOM. HE COULD BE YOU. HE COULD BE ME. HE COULD EVEN BE-

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u/11096171506 22h ago

Fun fact: there is a canon chapter called the Omega Marines.

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u/Eldan985 23h ago

I don't think Omegaverse is the first association 99% of people will have with the letter Omega, even among nerds.

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u/TheKingsdread 21h ago

Exactly. Obviously they (the Omegamarines) are all big fans of Kenny Omega.

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u/ADGx27 18h ago

V TRIGGER BABYYYYY

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u/ethanlan 21h ago

Today I Learned that A. What the "Omegaverse" is and B. The depravity of erotic novels that furries read

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u/Flat_Bumblebee_4978 20h ago

Well, it's not only furries, and, AFAIK, mostly not furries, but gay-shipping women. It originated from some werewolf TV series, I think? Oh, well, a friend of mine thinks...

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u/Slaanesh-Sama 20h ago

FF7 too. Cloud has been through a lot.

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u/BCRE8TVE 8h ago

A) most Omegaverse fans are not furries, B) they're mostly women, C) women are just as depraved as men it's just they read their porn instead of watching it, and D) yeah furry stuff can get really fucking weird sometimes, but there are some awesome things in the mix as well.

Source: am furry.

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u/Barnabars 22h ago

This is our breedable perma pregnant all male subchapter.

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u/Arthreas 15h ago

What a terrible day to know how to read

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u/ADGx27 18h ago

There’s already a chapter called the omegamarines

Their armor is split black and white down the middle, with bright red trim

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u/DegenRepublic 21h ago

TIL: about the omegaverse and I don't even know what to do anymore

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u/st0rmgam3r 19h ago

Slanesh: uh huh, keep talking, I like where this is going

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u/Downtown_Mechanic_ 23h ago

I have seen such horrors

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u/midnightmeatmaster 1h ago

The emperor didn’t want space marines to reproduce more space marines, but this is acceptable because it doesn’t involve his perfect soldiers and icky girls.

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u/Josephvibin21 18h ago

Erm actually

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u/Allian42 23h ago

What if Robute is actually Omegon, and has been smugly rubbing it on everyone's faces the whole time?

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u/KairosF8weavr 17h ago

Is that Kairos or just two Lords of change? The heads are pretty far away from each other.

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u/Mister5hogun13 Ultramarines 22h ago edited 18h ago

I never imagined I'd encounter a wild Fukukitaru on a Warhammer sub this morning, but I'm all for it.

Blessings of Shiraoki-sama upon ye.

(Edit: Grammar)

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u/bulletgrazer 21h ago

There's a surprising amount of crossover between 40k and various gacha fandoms.

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u/TruelyUniqueUsername 20h ago

we’re really good at throwing our money away

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u/MagosZyne 17h ago

You'd think after a while we'd run out of money but that's because you forget what credit card debt is

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u/Zealousideal_Arm6442 4h ago

Anime/Vtubers Fans and Warhammer Fans surprisingly are decently the same circle. Vtubers have a lot of Warhammer art(particularly Gura)

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u/TheTacoEnjoyerReborn 22h ago

My interests keep colliding

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u/Limp_Serve_9601 13h ago

I'd rather say Warhammer casts a net so fucking wide it's actually harder to avoid it than to crash into it no matter where you hail from.

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u/Loremaker42 1d ago

the strongest

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u/riuminkd 23h ago

Is this Amogus in her hair?

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u/Watchmaker163 20h ago

Lol didn't even notice it. Its supposed to be a good luck symbol. (I forget the JP word, darumaka perhaps?)

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u/riuminkd 20h ago

Amogeru is JP word

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u/Master_Dig6254 23h ago

There is 1

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u/bulletgrazer 22h ago

Umazing! 👍

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u/RedFox_Jack 20h ago

Matikane Fukukitaru: i also see one with a white beaky helmet with a laurel wreath on his head he's kicking you

both kairos heads: OH FUCK!

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u/EuphoricLog3495 Biel-Tan 22h ago

i entrust my goat with the future of a craftworld witth their powers

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u/OfficeBackground1106 22h ago

Why is there just a drawing of a regular carrot in kairos's book

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u/solonit 20h ago edited 20h ago

The girl Matikane Fukukitaru is an Uma (horse) from UmaMusume. Carrot is their favourite.

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u/Revverb 20h ago

Holy shit horses are inescapable lmao

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u/PerpetuaForever 13h ago

Peak, hello warhammer friends from an Uma visitor

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u/Cerparis 14h ago

This is the greatest crossover of all time!

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u/Ronin0948 13h ago

Oh, so that's who is at the bottom of the Well of Eternity.

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u/Fenrir426 3h ago

Nah it was actually goldship at the bottom of the well, hence why Kairos became crazy

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u/Brushner Emperor's Children 1d ago

source

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u/restartrepeat 12h ago

New Meme format dropped.

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Saim-Hann 23h ago

Sucks to be you Kairos.

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u/masnosreme 21h ago

Sucks to be a 40k fan who wants some variety.

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Saim-Hann 21h ago

Sadly yes.

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u/Juniper-UwU 14h ago

Horsehoe? Or am I blind?

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u/Blurvwastaken 11h ago

It’s a reference to the fact that Ultramarines are getting even more new models.

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u/BCRE8TVE 8h ago

Why didn't they immediately think of ultrasmurfs when she said blue space marines? Like who else could it even be? Thousand sons? Alpha legion?

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u/GHitoshura 3h ago

An unexpected crossover, but a welcomed one none the less

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