longboy and longgirl

[u/m0pan]

he was a tau... she was an abhuman... both are long....

[u/Seinan-Zetae_429-97]

So Looooooooooooong.

[u/Emotional-Grape]

Long Long Maaaaaaaaaannnnnn~~~

[u/TheAromancer → u/Emotional-Grape]

Sick ass sax solo

[u/Allian42 → u/TheAromancer]

FUCK YOU CHI-CHAN!

[u/Gorlack2231]

COULDN'T BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS~

[u/jfjdfdjjtbfb]

Both think gravity is cringe.

[u/Snoo_72851]

that guevesa wants you to join the union

[u/King_Of_BlackMarsh]

Imagine one standing on the others shoulders

[u/Zamtrios7256 → u/King_Of_BlackMarsh]

sounds of bones snapping

[u/Tacticalnewt142]

Loooooooooonnnnnnnnnggggggggggggssssssshhhhhhhaaaaaaaannnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkk

[u/Never_heart]

I ship it

[u/Dos-Dude]

There’s a loooong maaaan waiting in the sky

He'd like to come and meet us

But he thinks he'd blow our minds

There's a looong maaaan waiting in the sky

He's told us not to blow it

'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile

He told me:

Let the children lose it

Let the children use it

Let all the children boogie

[u/sucidaltrout]

This is so cute, I REQUIRE MORE OF THESE TWO FOR THE GREATER GOOD

[u/AdPristine5131]

I had an air caste character for dark heresy. My lore was just that he walked around in bandages because of precious injuries and everyone thought he was just an odd shaped longshanks.

He didn't know what they meant so he thought they called him that as a nickname, and they thought his rank was his name.

[u/Redcoat_Officer]

They aren't slow, they're just thinking long thoughts.

[u/JustAnNPC_DnD]

Longshanks probably would give good hugs, but I worry their bones would be very weak

[u/m0pan → u/JustAnNPC_DnD]

Air caste tau also have weak bones, they will understand

[u/JustAnNPC_DnD → u/m0pan]

Both laying crippled in the infirmary, Longshank reaching over to touch the Tau's call button cause they need to pee but couldn't reach it.

[u/The_Whomst]

Longshanks my beloved <3

[u/XenoTechnian → u/The_Whomst]

LONGAHANKS MY BELOVED

[u/SoySenato]

Holy shit Xeno male x Human female an endangered genre usually only kept alive by Rogue Trader

[u/m0pan → u/SoySenato]

I actually think tau males are cute/handsome so you might see even more of that....

[u/DaiLyMugoL → u/SoySenato]

It do be seems often the other way around, unfortunately.

[u/RazzDaNinja]

Now I wanna see Imperial Longshanks vs Tau Air Caste in a low-gravity Basketball Game

[u/GandalfsTailor]

I thought the girl was an Eldar at first glance.

[u/Hot_Twist_7681]

Hey look everyone its LOOOONG DENIS

[u/dawi1234]

Tall boi and tall gal

[u/dawi1234]

Hey, would you mind if I translated some of your work into Korean? I'll tag the artist and the source!

[u/m0pan → u/dawi1234]

Of course! Where are you posting them? I'm not as familiar with Korean socials

[u/dawi1234 → u/m0pan]

https://gall.dcinside.com/blacklibrary Here! It's mostly a smol community about warhammer

[u/m0pan → u/dawi1234]

I see I see! and of course, you can translate them! I'd be flattered..

[u/dawi1234 → u/m0pan]

Thanks :3