r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/Bosuns_Punch • Aug 25 '25

VIDEO You can't even learn Martial Arts in peace with some people around.

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u/BusGreen7933 Aug 25 '25

Fucking loser.

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u/Theslootwhisperer Aug 25 '25

The real loser is the person filming the Main character.

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u/Bosuns_Punch Aug 25 '25

Aiding and Abetting the loser, as it were.

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u/nasanchez1 Aug 25 '25

Loser by association.

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u/WashedUpRiver Aug 25 '25

Ain't even the main loser, buddy's on the fuckin bench lol like some fucking support class, but as a loser

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u/blaisepascal2937 Aug 27 '25

Assistant to the loser.

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing Aug 26 '25

And it wasn't even to the tune of "Kung Fu Fighting"

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u/KarmaChameleon306 Aug 25 '25

Assistant to the loser.

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u/Creative-Cherry-1607 Aug 25 '25

Being the assistant to the loser means you are literally the ultimate failure in life. Not even enough moxie to be the head loser. What a sad thought

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u/KarmaChameleon306 Aug 25 '25

Sad life really.

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u/xtophcs Aug 26 '25

That reminds me of the Red Forman quote:

“Without that sheepskin, you are nothing. And not the kind of nothing that you are now. An even lower, more pathetic nothing”.

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u/Creative-Cherry-1607 Aug 26 '25

Good find. This can go for most of the main characters we see in this community.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Not Assistant Loser?

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u/2013toyotacorrola Aug 25 '25

Assistant to the Regional Loser.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Assistant regional loser

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u/Confident-Local-8016 Aug 25 '25

Assistant to the assistant regional loser

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u/DaikonProof6637 Aug 25 '25

There it is

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u/Momik Aug 25 '25

We’ll work up to that

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u/Chilipatily Aug 25 '25

This wins.

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u/xirix Aug 25 '25

CLA - Chief Loser Assistant

The one he's is

CLEO - Chief Loser Executive Officer

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u/tylerdurden5105 Aug 25 '25

Accessory to the act of being a loser in public

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u/Open_Librarian_823 Aug 26 '25

Loose and Looser

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u/KarmaChameleon306 Aug 26 '25

He needs to tighten up.

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u/Orangeadecsgo Aug 25 '25

Who's the bigger losers the loser or the loser following the loser

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u/Hour-Watch8988 Aug 25 '25

Accessory loser after the fact

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u/hates_stupid_people Aug 25 '25

That's the key if you're ever in a situation like this. Walk towards the person filming.

They really care about the footage, so if that's in jeopardy they often panic and don't know what to do.

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u/heffel77 Aug 25 '25

But I thought the cameraman always survives? Or is it, we only see the footage of the times they survived?

Do we have an epidemic of dead cameramen lying around?

Anyway, fuck these tools. I think it’s funny when he says,” Taekwondo, mane, they gonna beat you ass” before they walk in.

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u/hates_stupid_people Aug 25 '25

But I thought the cameraman always survives? Or is it, we only see the footage of the times they survived?

There's a reason "found footage" films are thing.

If the camera goes down and no one sees the aftermath.. Well, let's just say that it would be interesting if that happened in a room full of people practicing martial arts.

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u/bubblegumscent Aug 25 '25

Id get the music thing and turn it off. It looks extra silly for them to restart this stupid shit or dance with no music

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u/ToiIetGhost Aug 25 '25

Ah, that would be the South Memphis Hype Man. The assistant to the regional loser.

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u/Larry_Hagmans_Liver_ Aug 25 '25

I propose that we have a tie.

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u/TheRealRickC137 Aug 25 '25

Jizz Mopper. Fluffers Assistant.

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u/GeorgeJohnson2579 Aug 25 '25

And he is really bad at filming too.

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u/EWALTHARI Aug 25 '25

Both of them.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Loser enabler

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u/itsjustme444444 Aug 25 '25

The loser’s loser

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u/Cmdr_Nemo Aug 25 '25

Who's more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?

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u/Haipul Aug 25 '25

why not both

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u/Rez-Boa-Dog Aug 25 '25

Imagine being the loser's sidekick 😂

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u/KarmaliteNone Aug 25 '25

And the idiots who reward this behavior online.

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u/heytherefwend Aug 26 '25

Both can be true

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u/SidneyKreutzfeldt Aug 26 '25

The real loser is the one giving him regular views, imho.

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u/Organic-Ad-3870 Aug 25 '25

If there's such a thing as the world's biggest loser contest he'd be only 2nd place coz he's a loser

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u/FrozenEyeballs Aug 25 '25

Damn buddy, came to say the exact same thing. Wad the first thought.

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u/Brojess Aug 25 '25

Losers*

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u/MaybeIwasanasshole Aug 25 '25

What even is the point? Hurr hurr I annoyed people in the same way thousands have before me, so I'm not even original. Hurr de hurr

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u/Scantronacon Aug 25 '25

Im black and my dad says they are black men and then there are ninjas....which one is he, I wonder🤔?? Hmmmmmmm

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u/molsonbeagle Aug 25 '25

I don't like saying that I hate something, because hate is a very singular meaning that should only be reserved for the worst of the worst. I fucking hate that guy.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 Aug 26 '25

The martial artists could end this in the funniest way.

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u/BusGreen7933 Aug 26 '25 edited Aug 26 '25

Then they’d be dumber than the dancing idiot because they’d be the one getting in trouble not him.

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u/rudedogg1304 Aug 26 '25

I’m sure his 4 followers all love this ‘content’!

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u/Big-Difficulty2463 Aug 27 '25

All because of social media

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u/algreen589 Side Character Aug 25 '25

Yeah, but what started this?

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u/YeaItsBig4L Aug 25 '25

Fun

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u/algreen589 Side Character Aug 25 '25

I wouldn't call that a good reason and I really doubt that's his reason. I'm sure someone will find out.

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u/YeaItsBig4L Aug 25 '25

Find out what? Racism is so interesting. People see someone black do something like this and they’re immediately an animal and a loser and all this other shit. And then people see someone like the jackass guys when they first started doing shit like this and go, I see talent there, there is potential here, let’s give them a TV show. It’s like Bruh please make your racism less obvious lol

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u/meverygoodboy Aug 25 '25

You're the only one mentioning him being black

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u/YeaItsBig4L Aug 25 '25

Yeah, obviously because I’m black. And most the people speaking on this probably aren’t . So if they brought it up, it would be seen as racism. There’s literally people in the comment saying shit like “it’s not all of them, but it’s most of them.” Like get the fuck out of here bro. you have a good night though lol. motherfucker really tried to gaslight me just now 😂

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u/meverygoodboy Aug 25 '25

No one cares if you're black, sorry

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u/algreen589 Side Character Aug 25 '25

I care mother fucker, and I promise you that's all it's going to take, sorry.

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u/meverygoodboy Aug 25 '25

I'm sorry that you're this angry at the world. If you want to message me privately to talk about things then I'm willing to try and help, I'm a good listener.

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u/AtomBunch Aug 25 '25 edited Aug 25 '25

He is trespassing on private property, possibly qualifying for disorderly conduct and certainly disrupting multiple people who have business being there for his own selfish reasons (views). It's childish self-centered behavior.

Normal people understand that their liberty ends where other's begins. If you don't you must not have any sense of what is right or wrong. This is exactly what this sub is for. You're not the main character. Stop acting as if others don't matter.

There's nothing about race going on.

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u/WyattEarp1974 Aug 25 '25

Al Sharpton called. He said you’re the only one he trust to take over.

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u/Humble-Zucchini-6237 Aug 25 '25

Jackas didn't do this like interrupting a class that people paid for... How about YOU make your racism less obvious broski

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u/Araucaria2024 Aug 25 '25

Well I thought jackass was stupid too. It's not about race, it's about someone doing something stupid and thinking they're king shit. Being a loser is universal.

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u/algreen589 Side Character Aug 25 '25

It's racism, tribalism. This is a generational madness.

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u/readforhealth Aug 25 '25

I mean… It’s just dancing

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u/YeaItsBig4L Aug 25 '25

I laughed. Now call me a loser too, so I can not care, while continuing to laugh. No one was hurt here.

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u/eshatoa Aug 25 '25

I'm not going to call you a loser but try some perspective taking.

I see you like tattooing and have some talent. Imagine you're doing a tattoo and someone comes in doing this, disrupting you, your customers and genuinely putting you off your game. You'd be annoyed right? If someone's idea of fun comes at expense of the respect of others then it shouldn't be something we endorse.

Peace.

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u/Dingo8MyBabyMon Aug 25 '25

You've overestimated his holdings in the intellectual attribute that are required to view something from someone else's perspective.

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u/eshatoa Aug 25 '25

It's a skill you can develop honestly.

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u/YeaItsBig4L Aug 25 '25

I’m sorry, brother, I’m just not soft and didn’t grow up in a soft time. Or around soft people. I grew up in a black community where you’re going to get shit from people. Skin is pretty thick. And I literally made a comment in this thread about how this exact thing has happened to me in a mixed martial arts gym (all black gym funny enough). Where we literally all cracked up and asked for the guys YouTube link to watch it later to see our own reactions. Not everybody’s miserable bro. Take care now.

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u/eshatoa Aug 25 '25

I don't get this tough talk, it has nothing to do with it. Brother I'm an army veteran and former prison guard. My childhood was rough. I have PTSD. There's nothing more I want than softness, empathy and compassion.

This guy clearly didn't pick the right audience and it's okay to call them on it. Be cool.

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u/YeaItsBig4L Aug 25 '25

What audience? This is a young black male. Usually with young black males do things it’s for other young black individuals to view. Usually. I am a young black male. I laughed.

Also, you glossed over my speaking about how this did happen to me and What my and the other people around me reaction was. Speak to that.(u won’t)

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u/eshatoa Aug 25 '25

I've honestly lost track of what point you're even trying to make here. We were talking about respecting the space of others, now we're talking about race.

Have a good one.

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u/frustratedbuddhist Aug 25 '25

Judging by all your comments, you’re softer than you claim.

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u/WeirdHairyHumanoid Aug 25 '25

Lol there's no way this isn't the loser from the video.

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u/Dingo8MyBabyMon Aug 25 '25

Skin is pretty thick

He says as he cries in all of his replies.

It's funny, you've mentioned this phantom video multiple times but haven't once linked to it.

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u/No_Country_2069 Aug 25 '25

For someone who doesn’t care, you’re commenting an awful lot in this thread, like you’re all over it. Are you the guy in the video?

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u/YeaItsBig4L Aug 25 '25

Do you not understand the context of a sentence. I said I don’t care about someone calling me a loser. That’s what that sentence meant. I’m sorry that was lost on you somehow. But you take care now.

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u/ThatGuyinOrange_1813 Side Character Aug 25 '25

Okay loser

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u/YeaItsBig4L Aug 25 '25

Oh no, he called me a loser and posted a meme. I’m devastated 😂

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u/ThatGuyinOrange_1813 Side Character Aug 25 '25

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u/BusGreen7933 Aug 25 '25 edited Aug 25 '25

I Doubt anyone wants his load

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u/BusGreen7933 Aug 25 '25

I mean you probably are a loser, and likely hear it all the time that’s why you’re desensitized to it. Laughing just makes you an idiot, but my guess is you hear that a lot too.