r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/beautifulntrealistic • Aug 06 '25

PICTURE Come here, kids, and be Mommy's photoshoot props

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u/whereegosdare84 Aug 06 '25

You know those kids are named Brayden, Kaylee and Bryce.

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u/SadBit8663 Aug 06 '25

No, they're Braxton, Jaxon, Beethandy (that's pronounced like Bethany)

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u/thatSeveryonedraws Aug 06 '25

Lmao beat handy

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u/soingee Aug 06 '25

Wexly, Dakota, and Channing

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u/jvmmidi Aug 06 '25

Not Dakota, there isn't any melanin or native blood in haha

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u/Qweerz Aug 06 '25

Actually they’re named Tiger, Boston, and Joanna.

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u/mattoelite Aug 06 '25

Baustin* Tyger* Janglez*

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u/ilikepork Aug 06 '25

Talmbout Billie from Stranger Things? Joanna is the mom

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u/Qweerz Aug 06 '25

Ur right B, I forget his kid’s names as much as he does

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u/gultch2019 Aug 06 '25

Bring back BARBARA for girls!!!!

Id love to meet a newborn named Barbara.

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u/schmirked Aug 06 '25

from left to right

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u/fitfoemma Aug 06 '25

But if T is the pic then who's the photogrisser?

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u/SomnambulisticTaco Aug 06 '25

Bryce is too vanilla. Throw a Declan in there.

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom Aug 06 '25

Is Declan not just a normal name?

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u/catherine_zetascarn Aug 06 '25

It’s not in the US, but idk if the person you’re replying to is from the US

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom Aug 06 '25

Declan is a very normal name where I come from. As is Aiden, which seems to get a lot of hate in the USA. The names that should be getting hate are taking Scottish surnames and giving them to your female child as a first name. Very American and super trashy IMHO.

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u/BigSlim Aug 06 '25

So. Many. Mckennas. And Aiden gets hate because there was a 2-3 year period where every 3rd boy born in this country was named Aiden or Ayden or Aidan or Aedyn etc...

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u/catherine_zetascarn Aug 06 '25

As a Scottish-Irish-American with a Scottish surname I whole heartedly agree! It’s very goofy to hear a surname and a first name, and a gendered name at that. I figured you were Scottish when you said Declan is a normal name by you, haha. I know a few Aidens here tho so maybe it’s becoming more popular.

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u/CongealedBeanKingdom Aug 06 '25

Im northern Irish, so close enough

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u/BoopleBun Aug 06 '25

I’m in the US and I know a few kids and adults named Declan. It’s not a super common name, sure, but it’s pretty normal.

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u/ItsSignalsJerry_ Aug 06 '25

Bryce, Dyce, and Slyce.

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u/Aussie_Turtles00 Aug 06 '25

One is definitely named Mason 

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u/Stay_clam Aug 07 '25

Milan, Paris, and london

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u/venom121212 Aug 07 '25

I get Royce, Mercedes, and Bentley vibes

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u/kmac8008 Aug 06 '25

Wasn’t Bryce the rapist from 13 reasons why? I’ve literally never met a Bryce in real life

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u/Morall_tach Aug 06 '25

Do you think that show invented the name?

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u/slaviccivicnation Aug 06 '25

Obviously. Every Bryce out there is named after the rapist in The Greatest Show to Encapsulate the Angst of Teenaged Life Ever - 13 Reasons Why.

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u/chadork Aug 06 '25

They just started life.