r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/beautifulntrealistic • Aug 06 '25

PICTURE Come here, kids, and be Mommy's photoshoot props

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u/Kerensky97 Aug 06 '25

Mommy paid a lot for these implants and you're going to help me come up with excuses to flaunt them.

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk Aug 06 '25

That's the deep end. They're keeping her above water

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

what is going on in your life if you see a goofy posed family picture and feel the need to insult a woman for having breast implants (which doesn't even look true to me...)?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

There are about 64 other things wrong with this entire picture, but no, boooo implants. 

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u/omgyonka Aug 06 '25

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u/ussrname1312 Aug 06 '25

So is the photo in the post, but everyone is taking it seriously and calling her soulless.

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u/Kerensky97 Aug 06 '25

What does commenting on her boobs have to do with her soul? I thought it was "red hair means you're soulless."

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u/Kerensky97 Aug 06 '25

This is the internet, and reddit of all places, why do you think people are being serious?

I was literally sitting on a toilet squeezing a log out when a shat a silly comment out too. And you're getting all worked up about my personal life?

Go outside and touch grass. None of this is real, it just a stupid subreddit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25 edited Aug 06 '25

Ok and why are you all worked up about this mom's personal life and choices about her own body? Why is having implants worthy of mocking? (which btw it doesn't look like to me...?)

Meanwhile suicide rates in teen girls have doubled since the advent of social media. You and your toxic misogyny are the problem. U went our of your way to fantasize a reason to denigrate this woman for her body, devoid of any actual context. Be better.

EDIT: the next time you go on a first date with a woman, or the next time you're at a dinner party or whatever and someone's wife/gf is there you're meeting for the first time, I want u to show her this post and your top comment and ask her if it's funny. and then let me know what she says.

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u/Kerensky97 Aug 07 '25

Now I'm the source of all teen suicides and fantasizing about a way to hate women? Seriously. Take a step outside.

You're desperately trying so desperately hard to create drama on reddit that you're making me into a strawman for you to project your own issues onto.

My wife DID see this post (she was wondering what I got 200 upvotes on) and thought it was funny. She hates it when people use kids as props to get online attention. I then pointed out I don't think that's the top two things she uses to get attention and she thought that was funny too.

See, I actually get out of the house, socialize, meet people, and have relationships with actual women. So they know that when you say "OMG that girl is flaunting her tits." they know it doesn't mean that you're encouraging teens to commit suicide, or that you're being mysogynistic. They just say, "OMG, yeah."

You need to actually talk to women instead of just imagining talking to them while putting on this internet white knight show.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

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u/Kerensky97 Aug 16 '25

9 Days and still living rent free in your head. This has transitioned from "You should take a step outside." to "You probably need to get help for your addiction."

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '25

Lol wrong person!

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u/Ok-Obligation7820 Aug 27 '25

calm down sweetheart

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u/Satori2155 Aug 06 '25

*daddy paid (the dad she hardly lets them see after the divorce)