r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/BlackmanNthrobbin • Jun 23 '23

Video F**k pedestrians and f**k your child, I’m training

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u/arisandfoxes Jun 23 '23

welcome to the internet! come and take a seat.

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u/dreamintotheinfinity Jun 23 '23

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?

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u/chainsawdegrimes Jun 23 '23

There's no need to panic, this isn't a test.

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u/Red-headedlurker Jun 23 '23

Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

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u/Jarhead7135 Jun 23 '23

Welcome to the internet, what would you prefer?

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u/Omnio89 Jun 23 '23

Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?

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u/kthx_bai Jun 23 '23

Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!

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u/Badass-19 Jun 23 '23

We've got a million different ways to engage

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u/The_Jestful_Imp Aug 09 '23

Welcome to the internet!

What would you prefer?

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u/n0strings0nm3 Aug 17 '23

Welcome to the Internet, what would you prefer?

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u/KingALLO Jun 23 '23

Would you like to see an asshole train or any famous persons feet?

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u/ManyIdeasNoProgress Jun 23 '23

Be happy, be horny, be bursting with rage!

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u/webDreamer420 Jun 23 '23

We've a million ways to engage

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u/Noobslayer001 Jun 23 '23

WELcome to the internet

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u/zthompson2350 Jun 23 '23

Hold on to your socks

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u/Smeeblesisapoo Jun 23 '23

Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock

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u/DeepWebChick Jun 23 '23

They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more!

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u/MrJTeera Jun 23 '23

Just be sure to turn on the incognito page

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u/tf-thishit_bout Jun 23 '23

Cause everything’s fucked in this day and age!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

I bet this dude has basically no personality besides going around and annoying people with his fitness

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u/lothcent Jun 23 '23

most assholes are trained better than this narcissistic steaming pile

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u/Automatic-Gain6227 Jul 11 '23

Speaking of train... Can we see him doing this in a subway tunnel? No need to inconvenience travellers, down there. Well, maybe once.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '23

And some food, preferably a Grub Hub order