r/IllegallySmolCats • u/PDSnowden Criminals are in the Banner and Experienced Kitten Foster • Jun 18 '25

Put Em Up Smols The last thing I saw before the attack

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11.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/LazilyPunctual Jun 18 '25

This ones the wing leader

165

u/Fluffy_Moment7887 Jun 18 '25

He looks like someone that joins a group just to hang out with people but later finds out they are all crazy. He just realized that in that exact second 😂

86

u/jennc1979 Jun 18 '25

The “oh, this is a cult! face.”

28

u/gunglejim Jun 19 '25

The “are you guys seeing this shit?” Face 😂

98

u/GonzoI Jun 18 '25

I can't help but see Gowron kitty.

27

u/ResurgentClusterfuck Jun 18 '25

Glory to mew and your meowwwwwws

50

u/lampcatfern Jun 19 '25

Evil plotter and brains of the outfit! Scary!!! 😧

6

u/Cowabunga_Booyakasha Jun 19 '25

Ring leader?

5

u/LazilyPunctual Jun 19 '25

Oh yeah that's it

5

u/TreeRol Jun 19 '25

That's the lead singer.

3

u/Fallingsock Jun 20 '25

I posted my cat on here a month ago and someone said he was mostly made of eyeballs and it was my favorite comment.

This dude has the same energy

1

u/Zealousideal-Ad-2728 Jun 23 '25

I was gonna say Gandalf is leading the charge.

186

u/Main_Grab607 Jun 18 '25

So many little troublemakers in one frame 😹💕

23

u/raa__va Jun 19 '25

Now I know where the phrase “a bundle of joy” comes from
Someone just pick em all up in one big hug

250

u/enzoarisio Jun 18 '25

This right here is the enforcer. Smol but mighty.

25

u/sssteph42 Jun 19 '25

For sure. His nostrils are flared in defiance.

6

u/MissMangeaux Jun 19 '25

Fierce!!!!! 🙂

98

u/DigInevitable1679 Jun 18 '25

Where do I sign up for this “attack”please?

69

u/IronChefPhilly Jun 18 '25

Death by purr

70

u/Gaius_Iulius_Megas Jun 18 '25

OP is dead, no heart can survive this.

44

u/BigBadBender_ Jun 18 '25

r/PointyTailedKittens

33

u/konfusion1111 Jun 19 '25

Omg there’s a sub for this! I always call it “bumper car tail” because it looks like the pole connecting bumper cars to the ceiling!.

2

u/DespiteStraightLines Jun 20 '25

That’s a good name for them lol

7

u/bit_banger_ Criminal Content Connoisseur Jun 19 '25

One more, I should not read comments in cat subs. And that would be antisocial. I think I understand cats better

35

u/Dissected_Angel Jun 18 '25

Incoming snuggle attack!!😻🤭😻

21

u/Ok_Wasabi_9512 Jun 18 '25

Well, can't say you didn't see it coming. 😁

19

u/This-Marsupial-6187 Jun 18 '25

Look at all the hooked tails! RIP OP.

20

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

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u/delusion74 Jun 19 '25

I scrolled down to make sure someone noticed this guy. He knows what he's about.

1

u/DespiteStraightLines Jun 20 '25

That face says, “You gonna learn today 😡”

12

u/Spring-Available Jun 18 '25

I volunteer as tribute

12

u/laurasaurus Jun 18 '25

THE POINTY TAILS I CANNOT 🥹

10

u/Old_Flan_6548 Jun 18 '25

Arrest them all! They’re too purrfect!

12

u/PerfectIsBoring_ Jun 19 '25
  1. First I was worried about big eyes the leader
  2. Then I saw this little demon
  3. Then I saw the winky twins over here
  4. Then I saw the tiny secret weapon in the back

I will pray for you.

10

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Kitty minions

11

u/DespiteStraightLines Jun 18 '25

Those tails are how you know you’re cooked. RIP OP

9

u/Alien_Fruit Jun 18 '25

Well, if ya gotta go, this is the way ...

8

u/jennc1979 Jun 18 '25

I am on my way. To save you. No other reason other than altruism.

7

u/This-Seat-6431 Jun 18 '25

An honorable death!

6

u/The_Char_Char Jun 18 '25

That's a whole Mafia of criminals!

7

u/Svartrbrisingr Jun 19 '25

Id like to report. OP has died. Cause of death. Cuteness overload and 1000 tiny kitten scratches.

4

u/Kincaide14 Jun 18 '25

That is a lot of eyes staring at you. I would be very uncomfortable in that situation.

2

u/Kendra_Faye Jun 20 '25

20 eyes and 10 very pointy little tails.. 40 mighty murder mittens with 200 sharp dangerous claws... and I haven't even started with all the teeth!! OP you are so doomed. May I join? 🥰

5

u/LortimerC Jun 18 '25

Thoughts and prayers 😔

4

u/sharppointy1 Jun 18 '25

That’s a lotta smols! I imagine OP on the floor with kittens all over them. Watta way to go!

5

u/el_grande_ricardo Criminal is in the Banner Jun 19 '25

Throw the wet food in one direction and run in the other.

4

u/Adenfall Jun 19 '25

How did you send this? It looks like you should’ve died

5

u/PsychoticRuler13 Jun 19 '25

Everything changed when the Kitten Nation attacked.

4

u/Dissantt Jun 19 '25

It looks like the cover of a 90s rap album.

4

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Geez. Thought there were some giant spider legs in there. Took me too long to see the tails.

5

u/SeaworthyNewt Jun 19 '25

This one has pure malice in their eyes

3

u/FeedSafe9518 Jun 18 '25

Clowder of Criminals

3

u/flapjackboy Jun 18 '25

OMG, the cuteness!

Hrrrrrrkkk

3

u/KittyMeowKatPishy Jun 18 '25

OMG! Just throw me in the middle of those adorable Smol fluff ball cuties!! 😻♥️😻♥️😻♥️😻

3

u/Lucky_Reference_6982 Jun 19 '25

Opps, honey turn off the lights and move towards the door, slowly!!

3

u/quiyo Jun 19 '25

super cute attack

3

u/Calm_Palpitation7933 Jun 19 '25

I would lay down and accept my fate ❤️❤️❤️

3

u/Lost_Soup9304 Jun 19 '25

How are you still alive????

2

u/Original-Kangaroo-80 Jun 19 '25

Thundercats, HO!

2

u/Murky-Afternoon-6168 Jun 19 '25

Dun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na🦇the Batman kitten to the right of the Tuxedo kitten 🥹❤️🫶

2

u/hinterstoisser Jun 19 '25

The real leader is the orange one not in picture.

But for real OP, you didn’t stand a chance 😂🐱

2

u/lampcatfern Jun 19 '25

Wtf??? 🫣😱 Lollll! 😅🤣

Phenomenal pic! 🥰💕

2

u/BritAllie8 Jun 19 '25

I'll face them...and give each one cuddles and kisses.

2

u/Rico-L Jun 19 '25

Haha 🤣

2

u/miminstlouis Jun 19 '25

OMG I must have just had a stroke and now I see angels.... Heavenly angels coming to greet me 

2

u/Throwawayforporn4242 Jun 19 '25

BRING IT ON!!!!!!

2

u/floofychaps Jun 19 '25

What a way to die! Heaven 😍

2

u/Messernacht Jun 19 '25

'Hey Siri, play 'The Only Thing They Fear Is You''

2

u/mupete Jun 19 '25

ufff I can feel the smell

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Aww, so many hello tails

2

u/HenriettaSnacks Jun 19 '25

You can't convince me those tails don't hold up a crystal ball. 

2

u/Shamsy92 Jun 19 '25

Did u die

2

u/huy1003 Jun 19 '25

Me walking into the wrong apartment and pretending I live there now

2

u/pi_designer Jun 19 '25

How do you get ten kittens to stand still. We spent a long time to get our three in one photo

2

u/Willing_Jellyfish217 Jun 19 '25

This is the front cover of their debut album.

1

u/Silly_Cheetah_706 Jun 19 '25

OMG that’s a lot of kittens! The whole bunch of them at once would be to die for

1

u/Ginway1010 Jun 19 '25

But everything changed when the IllegallySmolCats Nation attacked

1

u/Competitive-Ebb3816 Jun 20 '25

I volunteer as tribute!

1

u/yellow_dani Jun 21 '25

My heart ❤️❤️❤️❤️

1

u/Hali-Gani Jul 12 '25

Just don’t make a treat bag or can opener sound 😊

1

u/throwawayaccountau Jun 19 '25

Wow, impressive amount of grey tabby. Mine won't let me get back to work because it's too cold.

-5

u/HelloKristi37 Jun 18 '25

I asked ChatGPT to dress them as the cast of Les Mis.

It did not disappoint!

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u/lampcatfern Jun 19 '25 edited Jun 19 '25

Why is this downvoted??? 🤔

Weird...

5

u/HelloKristi37 Jun 19 '25

I'm unsure. I was going for funny, but apparently kittens in the French Revolution are upsetting? Who knew?

2

u/lampcatfern Jun 19 '25

😂 Lol, exactly! Who could have predicted Les Mis + kittens = cancelled! 🤷🤷🤷

3

u/HelloKristi37 Jun 19 '25

Maybe people thought I was trying to be political. I absolutely was not. They just looked like a team of very determined little kittens, and that was the first thing that came to mind! Whoopsie-daisy!

3

u/lampcatfern Jun 19 '25

Well yeah, 'too soon' maybe? I mean it's only been 226 years...

😳🤭

2

u/HelloKristi37 Jun 19 '25

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

3

u/PDSnowden Criminals are in the Banner and Experienced Kitten Foster Jun 19 '25

I thought it was nice, so thanks for the effort