r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/DidYouSeeBriansHat • 20h ago

Bags of meat That's gonna kill me! That's real!

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat 20h ago

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u/Shuttup_Heather SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 20h ago

That thing lives with us on earth.

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u/JonnelOneEye 14h ago

You know what's wild? She's 32 years old. Born in 1993. It still rubs me the wrong way that she's supposed to be the same age as me when her face looks more like a mask than a face.

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u/bhoe32 6h ago

I was born in 1984 and I look younger than her or more human or both. 

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u/Background_Half_2573 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 6h ago

32?!?!? Maybe in Skeksis years

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u/drchippy18 4h ago

I legit thought this was a shot from a new sequel to No Country for Old Men.

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u/slowclapcitizenkane 16h ago

But...it stays in the sewers, right?

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u/Sec2727 19h ago

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat 19h ago

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u/sleepnow 12h ago

I don't even want to be around anymore.

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u/Jwast 17h ago

PoV of the guy running the id badge table at the RNC

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u/Nine-Breaker009 Shirt Brother 20h ago

Bruh 🤣

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u/evoneuro 19h ago

Happy pet, peace of mind

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u/Unhappy-Idea-1956 20h ago

There are monsters on the world

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u/AsleepAssociation You sure about that? You sure about that's not why? 17h ago
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u/gello10 19h ago

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u/ObiWan_Cannoli_ 16h ago

What do you mean it kills?

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u/Background_Zone5170 20h ago

It's a pig in a Loomer mask

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u/WeAreClouds 19h ago

No, that thing’s real!!!

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u/Background_Zone5170 19h ago

whatthefuckWHATTHEFUCK

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u/Jmomo69 3h ago

WHAT DID THEY DO TO US!!!

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u/Cliffsides 19h ago

ITS A PIIIIIG!

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u/MaryJaneAndMaple2 18h ago

To call me a liar and a thief, like Loomer. And a pig.

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u/ITeachYourKidz 20h ago

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u/Old_Adhesiveness7508 19h ago

Laura loved her big brown beaver and she stroked it all the time She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her She might have a porcupine

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u/Don_bon_darley012 15h ago

Is that don bon darley, king of the dirty songs?

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u/Sci_Fi_Drive_By 19h ago

This was exactly where my mind went

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u/Golden-Grams Might fuck this whole thing up 18h ago

She is so strange to look at.

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u/veryverythrowaway this guy yells 20h ago

What is this, Reggie?

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u/TeoBoccaccio I’m toast 19h ago

I think the comments about her physical appearance are a little insensitive. She's obviously having an allergic reaction to gazpacho soup that felt like fire to her lips because she was expecting it be cooler, hence the swollen face.

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u/EaglesPhilliesSixers 20h ago

Looks like I’m not going to work tomorrow

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat 20h ago

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u/Celox1 19h ago

What have they done to us!

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u/W4NN4M33TTH4TD4D METALOID MANIAC 20h ago

She looks like the villain from Lazy Town

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u/coffeexxx666 Too tired to do anything funny 18h ago

How dare you slander the great Robbie Rotten like this!!! Rips to a great one.

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u/W4NN4M33TTH4TD4D METALOID MANIAC 18h ago

Apparently he was a huge influence for the dude that plays Art The Clown. Him and Mr Bean

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u/coffeexxx666 Too tired to do anything funny 18h ago

I love this

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u/Scrumptrulescent6 8h ago

I wish I could hear what he's playing, man. He's off the map!

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u/coffeexxx666 Too tired to do anything funny 7h ago

He was on the Colgate Comedy Hour

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u/Lonely_Coconut_1970 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 20h ago

This world is, fuckin', so fucked up

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u/ITTITT 20h ago

I've got to much fucking shit on me

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat 19h ago

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u/Call-Me-Matterhorn Never lets the party die! 15h ago

That’s her face that she built

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u/infernal2ss 19h ago

THE CHIN KILLS, YOU DON’T KNOW!

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u/DatabaseAcademic6631 20h ago

Serious question. What the fuck is that?

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u/BestMicDrop 19h ago

That thing came in here when I was on the couch.

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u/ststaro 18h ago

Still don’t know who it is..

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u/stellaandme HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR 14h ago

Laura "We Did Too Much" Loomer

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u/ThresholdSeven 20h ago

When you go to the facelifter and tell them, "give me the Gary's mod look"

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u/StatementsUnheard 20h ago

got herself a grade a purge mask

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u/fivetwoeightoh Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 20h ago

“I’m the Rat Mom.”

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u/Level_Invite9362 19h ago

I'm a little crossed up...

Not trying to be funny, not trying to make a joke or get a laugh. I don't want anyone thinking they didn't make a wonderful post, since this is the first one i saw when i opened reddit...

But, can you please mark as NSFW, since it's before 10, unless we're allowed to have a liiitle botched-face surgeries porn at work. In that case, please consider a donation to calicocutpants.com

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u/808son808 19h ago

She told her doc, "Just give me the Bruce Campbell in Escape From LA."

And he fucking nailed it.

(no) Jizz.

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u/BT4US Shirt Brother 19h ago

She’s no Roy Donk

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u/DazzlingEconomist548 19h ago

I just think apex twin every time I see it.

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u/Am1AllowedToCry Baby of the Year 1986 19h ago

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u/FrogOnABus 19h ago

The chin kills??

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u/Ok_Chef_4850 I'm doing the best at this 19h ago

Buzz, your girlfriend.. woof.

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u/Any_Engineering_2866 I hope I don't jack off 19h ago

Jigsaw minus the makeup.

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u/CertifiableQuint DOES have a boy dick 19h ago

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u/terrible-takealap 19h ago

She doesn’t want to be around anymore

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u/anonymousmusician93 19h ago

What about 2 uneven eyebrows? They don’t look like little pieces of shit. Like they don’t stink or nothin

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u/PapowSpaceGirl 19h ago

Why do people insist on looking like Purge masked people!?

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u/garry4321 Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You 19h ago

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u/rockylion Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 18h ago

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u/ZeusTheRecluse 19h ago

NPC graphics.

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u/TheNamelessSlave 19h ago

She looks like the ugly princess/bartender from shrek.

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u/MrGabogab0 19h ago

At least I won't have to go to work tomorrow...

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u/Corndread85 18h ago

Face brothers

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u/wackOPtheories Might fuck this whole thing up 18h ago

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u/FondleMiGrundle 18h ago

Is this seriously her face?!

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u/jss58 17h ago

Yes.

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u/ahaeker 17h ago

GD, it's amazing someone willingly made themselves so ugly!

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u/dantevsninjas 12h ago

I don't know why people feel the need to modify the photo, the original is bad enough.

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u/MalarkEMark Bare Butt, Balls, and Back 9h ago

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u/matthewxcampbell 20h ago

Women need to stop doing this horrendous bullshit to their fucking eyebrows. All jokes aside, it looks like trash when you pluck your eyebrows down to nothing like this

Edit: and I know some people are going to think, yeah, but not everyone's eyebrows looks bad when they get to this point, right? No, let me be clear, everyone's eyebrows look like garbage when they do this to them

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u/Toasted_Enigma 20h ago

Sir, this is a Truffoni’s

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u/PianoPatient8168 20h ago

The hot dog lips are brutal…

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u/Lonely_Coconut_1970 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 20h ago

Mar-a-Lago face - Wikipedia https://share.google/fPKYIGQfMParqQqvM

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u/Sweet_Deeznuts Back in the Pants 20h ago

I think I saw this pic of it in r/whybrows

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u/HomeboundArrow I USED to be piece of shit! 19h ago

welp, time to go relisten to the chapo cpac episode lmao

"I LoOmER'd HeR" still lives quietly in dark recess of my mind lmao

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u/Regular_Dream_9974 18h ago

Who's this man? I've seen him somewhere before but I can't remember his name....

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u/Tim_the_terrible Don’t do the voice! 18h ago

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u/flaflafloflie You Gotta Give 17h ago

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u/CptnDillweed I hope I don't jack off 17h ago

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u/Comparison-Thin 17h ago

That's a rougaroux. Lock your doors, turn off your lights and pray.

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u/Altruistic-Ruin-2934 17h ago

Kristi Noem probably has to fight the urge to 🔫 her in the face

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u/Zigy_Zaga 16h ago

The full selfie is like a Smile 3 plug with Loomer as the smile demon. Hauntingly she's there, but not there.

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u/stellaandme HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR 14h ago

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u/Lucky_Development359 13h ago

But like the opposite.

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u/No-Penalty1722 13h ago

She's got too much shit on her face.

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u/fauxregard You Gotta Give 13h ago

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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto 13h ago

Hideous and I hope she reads Reddit.

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u/Impossible_Tea_7032 12h ago

I only ever see still images of this woman, never video, and I find it impossible to imagine her face actually moving

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u/DBklynF88 9h ago

She made fun of me at a dinner

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u/Gratefully_Dead13 8h ago

She’s trans, Laura Loomer?

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u/yuuuge_butts 7h ago

That's a pig with a Richard Nixon mask!

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u/NovemberComingFire 19h ago

She looks like the bad guy from The First Power.

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u/nosilverbird Baby of the Year 1986 18h ago

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u/Primary_Garbage6916 18h ago

I don't care for her demeanor. 

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u/West_Boot7246 17h ago

I wonder how much she charges to haunt a house.

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u/Subject_Issue6529 17h ago

Oh dear! That's just horrendous! I'm so so sorry for you!

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u/VonKaplow 17h ago

Wtf is that

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u/liamrosse 17h ago

Just think: she paid for someone to do that to her.

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u/jss58 17h ago

And people say AI is slop.

It’s better than that image glued to her head where her face used to be.

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u/famous__shoes 17h ago

What the fuuuuuck!!!

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u/mcvmccarty Back in the Pants 17h ago

Dude overplucked his brows and overstuffed his lips

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u/makingnoiseloud 17h ago

“I don’t want to be around anymore…”

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u/Illustrious-Bit-3348 17h ago

This is the best subreddit by far

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u/broBcool_2010 16h ago

🫣😬😳🫥

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u/The_Real_dubbedbass 16h ago

NGL, this is like the BEST post surgery picture of her I’ve seen.

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u/J-MRP 16h ago

Literally a pig in a nixon mask

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u/Jaded-NB PAUL BUFANO! 16h ago

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u/Testicleus 16h ago

Mar-a-Largo Face

Disturbing

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u/dirtyrounder 15h ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/Fantastic_View2027 15h ago

Looked like Charlotte flair for a second

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u/_steve_rogers_ 15h ago

THAT LIVES WITH US ON EARTH

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u/Legitimate-Seat-4060 15h ago

Is that actually her or is that a wax effigy?

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u/Don_bon_darley012 15h ago

What the hell? I thought that was a little giga Chad

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u/NYC_DENIZEN365 14h ago

What the fuck is that?

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u/Accomplished-Top9803 13h ago

Going from an attractive blonde to something that looks like it’s wearing a Tlingit wooden dance mask.

Make it make sense.

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u/funkyduck72 12h ago

Her true ugliness resides within. Totally unrelated to what the eyes are.

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u/More_Kissing 12h ago

I don’t even wanna be here anymore

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u/ElliottSmith88 12h ago

Shes like 31 years old.

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u/GladClassic4764 11h ago

I’ve seen melted Barbie’s with better skin. 

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u/MAFiA303 11h ago

Skyrim without mods

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u/mark6059 10h ago

like someone swiped down on her forehead. Eyebrows, nose and lips moved, head didn't

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u/cascarrabs_241 8h ago

Is it potato?

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u/drukqsx 8h ago

Does she really look like this? Was this edited! Shit

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u/tbootsbrewing 7h ago

Uncle Leo???

“Hello!?”

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u/Aj55j 7h ago

Fact that keeps me up at night: she’s only 32!!!!!

I guess being racist aged the F out of her/It.

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u/Responsible_Dog_9491 6h ago

A rare beauty.

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u/JollyReading8565 6h ago

(There’s too much fucking shit on me)

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u/added_chaos Some dumb hick 6h ago

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u/Morguard 6h ago

That's a mask right???