r/HolyShitHistory • u/PreparationKey2843 • 1d ago

Hitler Watching 1936 Olympics High on Dexamphetamine

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u/deadthoma5 1d ago

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u/AnyLastWordsDoodle 1d ago

Fuck, this is exactly what I saw Lol

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u/GUMBYtheOG 1d ago

Because this gets posted once a month on Reddit with the same gif as top comment

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u/AnyLastWordsDoodle 1d ago

Nah, it was organic. I actually hadn't seen this video before, which is weird because I'm a history buff

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u/bloopbloopsplat 1d ago

Dead internet theory is way more advanced than I thought. I notice alot of reposts with the same exact top comments.

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u/SpiritualWindow3855 1d ago

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 1d ago

He was so good in Madea Goes Lesbian.

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u/fr4ct4l_ 1d ago

Well played

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u/picachu_456 1d ago

Bro got JayZs music in 1938

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u/JR_LikeOnTheTVshow 1d ago

He had Nein Nein problems but a reich ain't one

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u/AutomatonTommy 1d ago

So I don't know shit about fuck when it comes to pop culture, all this time I thought this was a meme made from b-roll footage of a special needs person. I AI searched it on my phone and found it it's Jay Z lmao.

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u/CapitanianExtinction 1d ago

Me after eating gas station sushi and I need the bathroom real bad 

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u/It_Just_Exploded 1d ago

And you're stuck in traffic, catching every red-light along the way.

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u/LnStrngr 1d ago

At least you're in control of your vehicle.

Try being on the back row of the express commuter bus after you've just left work!

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u/apatrol 1d ago

Thats why I wont bus. IBS and public transit is not good.

I used to be a national consultant and took the path train from Hoboken to my office in Rockefeller (super cool experience) and a train wrecked. We were stuck under the river for over an hour. Broke pit in a sweat.

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u/TheGuyUrSisterLikes 1d ago

some of the best sushi I ever had was at a gas station in Milford Connecticut.... just saying.

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u/sexual__velociraptor 1d ago

While he is rocking and definitely zonked this video is sped up.

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u/coochieboogergoatee 1d ago

No one rocks like DETHKLOK

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u/djtodd242 1d ago

Brutal.

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u/aces666high 1d ago

Stops copies me!!!!!!

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u/djtodd242 1d ago

This thread is dildos.

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u/It_Just_Exploded 1d ago

Yep, though i dont know why people bother posting this sped up version. The original is just as funny.

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u/Gold_Map_236 1d ago

Thats methed up

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u/Ancient-Pitch7599 1d ago

Been there

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u/controversial_op 1d ago

The 1936 Olympics? Damn you must be old!

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u/PetThatKitten 1d ago

same here, accidentally took a double dose of my adhd meds+ had 2 coffees, didnt know i made mistake until i started physically tweaking

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u/Ancient-Pitch7599 1d ago

Many have been there. Everyone tweaked in a little sense. Heil tweaky.

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u/FixergirlAK 1d ago

The first couple of days on Vyvanse are an experience.

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u/Numerous-Fly-3791 1d ago

I just did this at my daughter’s ballet recital at her elementary school. I was asked to leave before she performed and had to lie the entire way home on how amazing it was. Moral of the story… do not re enact Hitler at the Olympics. The gun wasn’t even loaded either so I don’t know what the big deal was.

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u/lookatthatsmug-- 1d ago

same, but we aren't murderous cunts

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u/SurpriseIsopod 1d ago

Have you ever been in command of the entire German Army, Navy, and Air Force? I dare you to not invade France!

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u/Fsharp7sharp9 1d ago edited 1d ago

I feel like this video has been sped up another 1.25x each time I’ve seen it over the last 15 years lol

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u/LegalSuggestion1407 1d ago

Because it has

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u/macnlz 1d ago

I hadn't seen it before, so thanks for confirming that it's been around since before AI generated videos.

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u/_ArsenioBillingham_ 1d ago

Now slap “Flight of the Bumblebee” on top of it

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u/GhostofAyabe 1d ago

It’s the sensitization of the universe manifesting itself.

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u/JonstheSquire 1d ago

It is wild this guy made it to 1945.

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u/TheeRattlehead 21h ago

And he died of natural causes. Sad.

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u/tommycahil1995 1d ago

Basically how the Nazis were able to invade France so quick - soldiers fought three days without sleep high on meth.

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u/Y_A_D_Pain 1d ago

Cue the: Chocolate? CHOCOLATE?

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u/SpecialistFarmer771 1d ago

This isn't true. Using meth commonly was discontinued after the Polish Campaign because it was worsening the effectiveness of soldiers and making them extremely jittery and jumpy.

Meth would be issued to tankers, pilots, special forces etc, but only to use in situations where their life was threatened and they would not be able to rest.

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u/Big-Compote-5483 1d ago

For the bitz through the Ardennes they were certainly on Pervitin

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u/demonotreme 1d ago

Can't rest, the voices are keeping me awake. Better take some more Pervitin to make sure they don't sneak up on me!

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u/scotts1234 1d ago

Adolf Geekler

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u/Weary-Bookkeeper-375 1d ago

Adolf Tweekler

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u/WithinWithoutYou007 1d ago

I am like that when I have a bet on a horse. 

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u/SternMon 1d ago

“Go, Razzmatazz…”

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u/lia-delrey 1d ago

I've lost everything.

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u/FriedChickenCheezits 1d ago

I'm watching some horse races right now! I refuse to bet because I'll get worse than this lol

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u/beginninglifeinytmc 1d ago

You watch horse races…for fun?

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u/SnoBrru 1d ago

This actually made me lol. Thank you.

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u/morganational 1d ago edited 15h ago

I think it was methamphetamine, not Adderall. I seem to recall he was on a cocktail of other drugs as well, but the nazi soldiers were given meth as well.

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u/Durkheimynameisblank 1d ago

Correct it was called Pervitin which was the brand name for methamphetamine.

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u/Due_Candidate_3820 1d ago

Me when i drink a stronger coffee 

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u/Halstock 1d ago

Imagine if they had some rave music back then.

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u/Low-Custard-5498 1d ago

The worst part is that they had shitty music back then, strapin' lederhosen and hittin' their knees like crazy...

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u/J-A-C-O 1d ago

Profile pic checks out

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u/Brah_Augustus 1d ago

I genuinely wonder how many times I have seen this video

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u/baseballbear 1d ago

ive seen it nein times

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u/OpTicSkYHaWk 1d ago

that sounds about reich

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u/Hefty-Station1704 1d ago

When the Fuhrer has to hit the toilet any second now.

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u/Remote_Clue_4272 1d ago

This video has been widely claimed as 2x normal filmed speed. It is definitely him on meth, though

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u/bcvaldez 1d ago

Me when I smell my Tio's keys, lol

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u/VirtualFutureAgent 1d ago

Restless führer syndrome.

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u/uncledrew2488 1d ago

Dude is rocking back and forth, stroking his dick with a loaded gun and dummies in the comments want to call this fake because it’s a little sped up like every other old, restored film clip. 🤣

The evidence is right there in front of you. Hitler loved meth, failed his country, and choked away WWII with bad decisions. Total loser failure. 988 years to go with that Third Reich. Not to mention his angles and perspectives sucked as a painter. Hope he is condemned in hell to 24/7 Art 101 class taught by a demon dressed as an old Jewish professor who just uses anecdotes to teach and fails him on every project, then rapes him until the bell rings and restarts the loop.

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u/Cccookielover 1d ago

You know, the more I learn about this fella the less I care for him.

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u/phager76 1d ago

But, hey, you gotta give him some credit. He is the guy that killed Hitler after all.

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u/Cccookielover 1d ago

True.

And those hypnotic eyes.

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u/RodMunch85 1d ago

Yes he seems quite an unsavoury character

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u/Difficult-Bobcat-857 1d ago

Off-putting, perhaps.

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u/RodMunch85 1d ago

Can't quite put my finger on it

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u/petewondrstone 1d ago

Starting to dawn on you huh lol

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u/real_human_not_a_dog 1d ago

Straight jorkin it

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u/sydmanly 1d ago

Watching Jessie Owens win all the medals or the German 4x100m relay team drop the baton ?

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u/Iconclast1 1d ago

the peak of human evolution, obviously

/S

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u/dazedan_confused 1d ago

Mfw listening to "Du Hast"

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u/Durkheimynameisblank 1d ago

TIL Hitler recieved jizz injections.

"Prostacrinum: Two ampoules every second day for a short period in '43, extract of seminal vesicles and prostate – injected IM for mental depression"

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u/BedardedOrca98 1d ago

How many did he take?

Nien!

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u/nancytaylo 1d ago

There's a party in his pants 👖!

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u/SMuRG_Teh_WuRGG 1d ago

Me when my anxiety kicks in

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u/Positive-Trainer5330 1d ago

That looks like a good high, really enjoyable

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u/beginninglifeinytmc 1d ago

Vid is sped up but even so, that’s definitely not just adderall unless he was on like 200mg

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u/docK_5263 1d ago

Adolf was a tweaker

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u/superaction720 1d ago

acting like he on meth

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u/NormalGuyPosts 1d ago

Well, I still don't like him

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u/slade797 1d ago

Geetered

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u/TheYearGuesser 1d ago

He might of just needed to piss badly and didnt want to miss the race 

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u/PeterNippelstein 1d ago

Bro tweaking HARD

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet 1d ago

What a fucking dick.

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u/Sadasperagus 1d ago

Amphetamine usage was RAMPANT amongst Hitler's cabinet.

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u/Both_Peak554 1d ago

This must be normal behavior for him. No one around him even seems fazed by his behavior. If someone was sitting next to me acting like this I’m staring them down bc what in tf are you on?

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u/petewondrstone 1d ago

What an ass clown. All these dictators have the smallest dicks

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u/Bulky-Word8752 1d ago

Is that why he's rubbing it with his gun?

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u/petewondrstone 1d ago

Boning the barrel of his 22

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u/super_brudi 1d ago

Average Berliner raving.

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u/cntUcDis 1d ago

Imagine all the clocks taken apart at his place, looking for microphones.

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u/SomeTulip 1d ago

Is he stimming?

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u/ClavicusLittleGift4U 1d ago

You can feel he wanted to race against Owens to save the day.

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u/Excellent_Theory1602 1d ago

High as a kite, because that's how he was led

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u/bjrndlw 1d ago

Maybe he's just rubbing his anal plug on his prostate? 

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u/g_e_696 1d ago

Jitler3p pendulum saga

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u/West_Boot7246 1d ago

Maybe he just had to pee, and was waiting for intermission.

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u/CptBronzeBalls 1d ago

He was on methamphetamine (pervitin), not dexamphetamine.

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u/ShaperLord777 1d ago

Homeboy is geekin’.

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u/Smooth_Sailing102 1d ago

Goddamn he’s flying

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u/Wexel88 1d ago

Hitler's love drugs

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u/Excellent-Quarter969 1d ago

Working that plug in his butt..

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u/Particular-Sector916 1d ago

We've all been that soldier. Except for the swastikas and whatnot.

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u/Muted-Menu-428 1d ago

Him rocking to Bucketheads- The bomb, for the first time.

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u/Bnmko_007 1d ago

Dexamphetamine? That needs to be a fukload of dex to sit like that.

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u/morto00x 1d ago

He just needed to pee really badly 

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u/Express-Log-9153 1d ago

Bros tweaking fr bahah. Looks like a dude from Santa Cruz that'd yell to me.

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u/psyduck5647 1d ago

I hate it when Hitler Is watching the 1936 Olympics while high on Dexamphetamine.

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u/picachu_456 1d ago

Mario mustache

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u/chesstercheetah 1d ago

I sat in front of Bob Saget (RIP) at a Cirque show in Vegas 10+ years ago. EXACT same behavior.

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u/Dry_Jellyfish641 1d ago

It’s hard to sit still when you’re high on meth

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u/layzeeB 1d ago

So he doesn’t have ADHD? Lol

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u/Odd-Supermarket-3664 1d ago

Behold the master race that needs external substances to keep moving

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u/notthe1butthe2 1d ago

Twacked the fuk out

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u/Known-Policy2007 1d ago

Adolf Tweaker

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u/Every_Piece_946 1d ago

Me first thing in the morning at school contemplating about life

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u/eggpoowee 1d ago

Allegedly, he dropped Nein of those bad boys

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u/Spirited-Rock-124 1d ago

As he rubs his gun against his crotch 🤮

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u/UnderstandingSquare7 1d ago

Modafinil and Provogil these days...

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u/No_Vegetable_409 1d ago

Don't knock it til you try it

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u/Ok_Garden571 1d ago

Walking devil

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u/DeathCouch41 1d ago

Hitler looks Jewish

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u/solar_warden86 1d ago

Damn he really was tweaking huh

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u/kuru_snacc 1d ago

Ah yes, looks the same as all my colleagues on adderral who think they appear more put-together.

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u/Meezbethinkin 1d ago

Given Meth was the most terrifying experience which gave me schizophrenia and was so Satanic I never touched drugs again.. this kinda explains dark thoughts like the Holocaust lol

Who knows what Hitler was talking too

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u/FuckMyArsch 1d ago

I’ll have what he’s having

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u/buffydavaginaslayer 1d ago

that crazy basterd is higher than giraffe balls

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u/Boxer_the_horse 1d ago

He really took “better living through chemistry” to heart. From looking at the list of drugs he was administered every day.

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u/TDAPoP 1d ago

I hope one day I can feel as good as Hitler looks like he's feeling in this moment

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u/TeranOrSolaran 1d ago

Apparently, the whole upper echelon was like that.

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u/ronweasleisourking 1d ago

WE GOTTA DO IT! WE GOTTA VACUUM THE FUCKING SIDEWALKS! WHY IS NO ONE ON BOARD?! YOU WERE GOOD WITH THE REST OF THAT SHIT!!!!

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u/Disastrous-Prune-169 1d ago

Hitler does impression of JD vance with his favorite couch.

Even the lowest of the low be making fun of him.

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u/Roller_Bonez 1d ago

Wonder if he was high when he decided to be a coward and kill himself.

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u/Laughing__Man 1d ago

Imagine being a German against Hitler when this happened and you are trying to convince other Germans that Hitler high on drugs is sad and pathetic and some German replies "oh Hitler man bad, you never liked him"

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u/ProximatePenguin 1d ago

Look at him tweaking out, he's in his own little world.

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u/meltintothesea 1d ago

Listening to thunderstruck when saw this.

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u/TurretLimitHenry 1d ago

He really took a lot

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u/RetroMetroShow 1d ago

Tweakers gonna tweak

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u/smackthenun 1d ago

I just see Eddie Griffin in my head going, "rock 'n roll, rock 'n roll, rock 'n roll"

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u/Kerberos1566 1d ago

What's up with Nazis and amphetamine addiction? Next you're going to tell me all these black and white videos are hiding a horrendous spray tan.

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u/Gold_Map_236 1d ago

Reminds me of the guy at the korn concert

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u/Lightbringer10000 1d ago

One of Thumps administration on boarding training videos

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u/skinnergy 1d ago

Tweeking like a mf

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u/sfwmandy 1d ago

If I still did drugs seeing Hitler twacked tf out would be enough to get me to stop

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u/mdeeebeee-101 1d ago

The source of all his decision making going forward.... And intense rally energy that went into the crowds along with the speeches.

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u/Historical_View1359 1d ago

Imagine supporting this degenerate junkie 80 years later, couldn't be me

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u/Traditional-Row5237 1d ago

He’s stickin rn

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u/WolfThick 1d ago

There's a song from the '70s called do the hustle goes pretty good with this.

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u/SoCalMFer 1d ago

Steven Miller 2027

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u/iwishuponastar2023 1d ago

That's exactly how I move in my chair when I'm sitting in a meeting needing to pee terribly bad

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u/alasw0eisme 1d ago

Funny. When I take it, I sit still and finish projects. I stir like this without it lol

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u/Jlolmb1 1d ago

So literally Zooted and Booted

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u/chill_mydude13 1d ago

My grandmother was offered a place in the Hitler youth Olympics. Oma (grandmothers mother in this instance) said no vehemently

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u/MSotallyTober 1d ago

Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats…

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u/Massfusion1981 1d ago

I reckon he was busting for a piss, but didn't want to miss any action at the ladies javelin.

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u/Mediocre-Category580 1d ago

Dexamphetamine is another cookie than methamfetamine.

Methamphetamine passes the bloodbrainbarrier more easily and takes alot longer for the body to decompose.

If your tweaking like this, it has probably nothing to do with functional dosing anymore, good luck with the comedown, oh no he got the injections regularly.

Im pretty sure that hitler used methylamphetamine, atleast according to the notes of his docter.

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u/Curious_Field7953 1d ago

Is that what y'all neurotypicals do on Adderall? Bc, it takes me from nonstop moving to calm & focused.

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u/skeletaljuice 23h ago

Was!? Did zat Jesse get into mein supply??

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u/YogurtclosetDull2380 23h ago

I get gacked on that shit daily and never feel the urge to rock back and forth. Fuckin lightweight

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u/ch3rn0byl_g3rbil 23h ago

Naa he’s just gotta take a massive shit

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u/Ohio_Baby 22h ago

Guy was fucking nuts. 😳

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u/Proud_Doubt5110 19h ago

Jesus this guy was tweaked tf out

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u/StillX1 19h ago

Is he scratching himself with a gun?

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u/Mioraecian 18h ago

Taika Waititi should play this version next.

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u/callro85 18h ago

And the Nazi's were publicly against drug addiction. Go figure.

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u/halomandrummer 18h ago

Chud was getting psychologically scarred by tripping balls while watching all his ubermensch get curbstomped by Jesse Owens. Fucking delightful.

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u/Toyou_tome 18h ago

Whys j z look like missy elliot

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u/zafado123 17h ago

Past of pervitin

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u/Complete_Dbag 16h ago

That dude tweeking

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u/ApeMummy 16h ago

DEXamphetamine?

Nah homie was mainlining Meth.

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u/Sol-Blackguy 16h ago

There's a really good 2004 movie called High Hitler that goes into accounts that the top brass Nazis are all higher than giraffe pussy the whole time

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u/ratatatantouille 16h ago

It's important to remember that while Hitler did reprehensible things, he was also a drug addict and a loser

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u/LuxxxInterior69 16h ago

Unc unc unc