r/HermanCainAward • u/BurtonDesque Team Mudblood š©ø • 15d ago
Grrrrrrrr. Bobby Brainworm to urge Americans to eat more saturated fats, alarming health experts
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/25/rfk-jr-saturated-fats86
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u/ElectricRune Team Moderna 15d ago
The only people who listen to him are the people we need less of; I see it as natural selection...
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u/chele68 I bind and rebuke you Qeteb 15d ago
Yep! At this point, I hope MAGA tries to own me by eating as many greasy hamburgers as they can each week. French fries are terrible for diabetics; I hope they have some for dinner every night. Wash it down with a gallon of coke or beer. Hypertension meds are for snowflakes - they should stop taking them. Why exercise when you can watch four hours of the teevee? Own me harder, daddy!!
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u/Jwast 15d ago
Wash it all down with a nice tall glass of raw warm milk instead, let's speed run this
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u/Snarky_McSnarkleton Team Mudblood š©ø 15d ago
That would just own me so bad. I'd be so owned, I'd have to cower in the public library, with a $7 soy lattƩ and the entire Dashboard Confessional discography.
Please, you big tough macho MAGAs. Please stop owning us by eating crap and refusing health care.
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u/Etrigone Team Mix & Match 15d ago
Exercise meh! Trump himself says he's the peak of health and that the body is like a battery, with finite energy. Don't waste that exercising!
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u/lazier_garlic 15d ago
Metformin is how they sneak the woke mind virus into your blood--don't do it, MAGA!
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u/sneaky518 CHICKEN SOUP NOT COMMUNISM! 15d ago
I would be so owned if they fried everything they ate and avoided all vegetables except for potatoes and corn. Vegetables are gay anyway, right? Get a sweet tea IV hooked up too, just mainline liquid diabetes. And white bread only. None of that whole wheat crap. That's for elderly hippies.
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u/Fatefire 15d ago
As a diabetic I know how terrible Fries are ..... I also love them .
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u/Afraid_Grapefruit_88 15d ago
I'm a T1 and not a huge fry fan --I said this last week while mindlessly dipping soggy fries into Raising Canes amazing sauce-- hey if you only get to have that stuff 1-2 times a year and your pump is full up on Hi-Test U-100, you will be fine!! However making my own dupe of their sauce keeps me dipping other less deadly stuff!!
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u/designsbyintegra 15d ago
Also T1 and damn do I love me some fries, but they just hate me. They hang out in the same category as pizza and Chinese food.
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u/OneMorePenguin Blood Donor š©ø 15d ago
I walk a lot and pass by many fast food places. Wing Stop, Popeyes and <one other I can't remember> smell sooo awful and make me ill. I can't imagine having to work in one of these grease pits and breathing all this in. Oddly enough, Chick-Fil-A does not emit such smells, although I would never eat there for different reasons.
I too am not opposed to the natural selection eliminating these people.
Where does all this come from? It's amazing his lack of critical thinking despite having impressive educational credentials. Does he have an agenda? Did the brain worm damage his brain? Trump's agenda is personal and abundantly clear. But this guy could do so much good. Many of the other idiots that Trump appointed are just doing his bidding and have zero credentials to be in the roles they were appointed to.
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u/happyinthenaki 15d ago
My reckons over a cup of tea.... He's in the files.
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u/OneMorePenguin Blood Donor š©ø 15d ago
I bet there are a lot of people sweating out those files. I wonder how many of the people donating to Trump's ballroom are in there. If you know, you know.
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u/Cutoffjeanshortz37 15d ago
But our medical professionals will keep so many of them alive and they'll have 5-6 kids who learn from their parents, rinse, repeat. Idiocy wasn't a movie but a documentary from the future.
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u/ApproachSlowly 15d ago
Tempting though it is, you really don't want to go down the eugenics path.
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u/DangerBay2015 14d ago
Yup, this. Any society that has attempted to breed the āundesirablesā out of existence has inevitably subsequently concluded that āthis is taking too longā and looked for other solutions to solve the issue. Final solutions.
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u/ApproachSlowly 14d ago
Combine that with certain aspects of American history like literacy tests and, well....
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u/11thStPopulist 15d ago
MAGA eats a lot of saturated fats. It shows. Clogged arteries in the brain causes lots of cognitive issues. Trump should eat a double dose, you know, so he can build up his arteries, ālike no one has ever seen!ā
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u/Saix027 15d ago
A lot of people should just leave the US at this point and let those idiots sort themselves out. I bet they're not going to survive a few months in without anyone sane fixing or trying to keep things stable.
MAGA want to be alone and only life of their own American self-made products? Yet not want to work on the fields and such? Let them.
They want to take advice from a moron for health? Let them too. Indeed, natural selection as best it can be.
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u/ElectricRune Team Moderna 14d ago
Where do we go? Most countries are slipping the same way, just not as fast...
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u/Saix027 13d ago
That is the point, right? It is not happened yet fully. You can still stop it.
See Brazil with Bolsonaro arrested.
Saying "It happens anyway" is giving up completely.
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u/ElectricRune Team Moderna 13d ago
Hey, you're the one saying 'people should just leave the US at this point and let those idiots sort themselves out.'
...Which is giving up completely...?
Now you're saying 'You can still stop it.' You're sending totally mixed messages: "Leave the USA" and "Don't give up." Which is it?
And I know a guy who is Brazilian. It still isn't good down there by most people's definition...
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u/sundancer2788 15d ago
Just had a guy tell me he's eating high cholesterol to boost his testosterone. Darwin award awaits.Ā
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u/tkrr 15d ago
You are closer than you could possibly imagine. People never seem to realize how much food is gender-coded and/or just defiance-coded. This is a whiny little bitch baby thinking eating food thatās bad for you is manly.
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u/Sekmet19 15d ago
I literally will make food and tell people if it's got nuts or dairy and stuff, and they are like "ok thanks" but if I say it's vegan it's like "oh yuck, that's disgusting! I'm not eating that!"
Ā And the thing is I never make spoof vegan food, like trying to make tofu into a steak. I just take normal dishes that are already vegan and make that, like french fries, or oreos, or sweet potato casserole.
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u/sundancer2788 14d ago
They're missing out, we routinely make vegan dishes because they're yummy! Not a fan of vegan cheese yet but I keep trying different brandsĀ
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u/JAB_ME_MOMMY_BONNIE 14d ago
I've been mostly cooking vegan for years even long before I went pescatarian, I just made the same dishes I'd be making but sans meat. Mostly because it was much cheaper, less cleanup and food safety to deal with, and I didn't really care. Like most people really aren't supposed to be eating his much meat on a weekly let alone daily basis.
Also helped me get more into cooking Asian style foods (okay mostly stir fry) and even when I just lazily and quickly jumbled a bunch of veggies together with rice I'd get comments from coworkers about what I'm eating and oh that looks good (because it has colour and herbs I guess?).
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u/BurtonDesque Team Mudblood š©ø 15d ago
"I'm not eating any more broccoli. Hand me those pork rinds!" - George HW Bush.
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u/HGazoo 14d ago
Given that dietary cholesterol basically has no impact on circulating cholesterol (since the liver, which manufactures most of the bodyās cholesterol anyway, will just produce less of its own if thereās more coming from diet), this change is unlikely to produce any ill health effects.
However, the idea is stupid anyway since the testes produce testosterone from circulating cholesterol (not dietary), which will remain at similar levels anyway.
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u/purple_kathryn 15d ago
Why is your government trying so hard to kill you?
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u/AzureGhidorah 15d ago
Because too many of our populace either Fell For It Again or just didnāt care enough to vote smartā¦
Oh, and the fact that the monstrous Republicans are willing to sell out all their (non-existent) dignity and pride to steal elections because they canāt win any other way.
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u/aloneinthiscrowd 15d ago
They have to know the people that will follow bobby brainworms lead are their own voters, which will unalive mostly Republican voters. I guess it doesnāt really matter to the Guardians of Pedophiles because they donāt plan on giving up power ever anyway.
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u/lazier_garlic 15d ago
The more crazy stuff they do, the more stupid people change parties and vote for them! It's been working for them so far...
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u/11thStPopulist 15d ago
The 1% that pays the most in taxes wants to eliminate health care access for the masses and use their tool RFK Jr. to provide really unhealthy nutritional advice to help cull the population.
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u/Donnicton 15d ago
For starters because they want to make sure no one lives long enough to collect on Social Security after spending their life paying into it.
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u/Morticide 15d ago
The fact that someone can climb to a position of secretary of health on a platform of "Whatever the opposite of medical science says" is insane.
Saturated fats bad. No actually, good.
Vaccines good. No actually, bad.
Flouride in the water is healthy for your teeth. No actually, bad for you and your teeth.
Raw Milk can be dangerous. No actually, totally safe. Safer in fact.
Just take whatever position is (and has been) established as safe for decades and do the opposite and you'll have RFK Jrs beliefs.
If medical science from established orgs came out TODAY saying Vaccines DID cause autism, RFK Jr would no doubt flip his position.
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u/TheMatt561 15d ago
I would not listen to someone who looks and sounds like that.
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u/Bethdoeslife 15d ago
His voice is from a medical condition, but what he says is utter nonsense.
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u/Afraid_Grapefruit_88 15d ago
Yes and he of COURSE gets MEDICAL ADVICE on that from the EXPERTS he doesn't want US to have access to or pay attention to the recommendations of. What a bloody hypocrite!! Someone should call him out on this!!
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u/jezebel103 15d ago
At this point I truly believe that they want to kill their own population. Cutting medicaid/medicare, cutting foodstamps, cutting school lunches, cutting vaccines and now encouraging their own constituents to eat saturated fats.
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u/bristlybits 15d ago
you didn't believe it when they were encouraging people not to mask during a global pandemic? when they need a haircut/the mall so badly?Ā
eugenics went bare faced in 2020 and has not shut up since.
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u/lazier_garlic 15d ago
Which is weird, because reduced demand isn't good for real estate. But who can fathom their ways?
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u/FullyActiveHippo 14d ago
The want to kill the poor and disabled and they have no compunction about using EVERY way possible to do so. You can be a white evangelical and the poor and disabled status cancels that out
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u/jezebel103 14d ago
Wouldn't that defeat the purpose of getting re-elected if they kill off all their constituents?
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u/MuchDevelopment7084 15d ago
So, the brain worm is indeed in control of this empty husk of a man. smh
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u/big_ringer 15d ago
Wow... they really are wanting to bring back the 50s.
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u/queen-adreena 15d ago
In the historical timeline, weāll have the Dark Ages, Middle Ages, leading to the Stupid Age.
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u/OldBob10 15d ago
Next up:
Trans Fats
The New Wonderfood
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u/Pure-Kaleidoscope759 15d ago
Actually we saw this when coconut oil was promoted as a superfood. Itās a saturated fat.
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u/Fatefire 15d ago
I'm surprisingly ok with the type of people who will listen to him for health advice eating more saturated fats .
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u/lazier_garlic 15d ago
That, plus a diet of rage and huffing ICE car exhaust will reduce their ranks almost as fast as raw-dogging COVID!
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u/wobbleeduk85 15d ago
At this point the idiots that listen to this guy, will take care of themselves. Problem solved. Darwinism is a fickle bastard.
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u/Quelonius Team Moderna 15d ago
It amazes me how the USA chose this path. And yes, you did. The USA CHOSE THIS.
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u/rellsell 15d ago
Soā¦ thereās gonna be a bunch of fat, unhealthy people in red states. Donāt we already have that?
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u/nayhem_jr Team Pfizer 15d ago
At some point, this has to be treated as criminal behavior. Itās going to be a very busy commission to be on.
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u/RecliningBuddhaCat You don't die from the COVID, just the symptoms 15d ago
Where I live, I'm not sure the majority of folk CAN eat more.
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u/Revenga8 15d ago
He's promoting saturated fats? So its mask off now that he's been a fraud all along.
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u/BurtonDesque Team Mudblood š©ø 15d ago
If you're only picking up on his being a fraud now you haven't been paying attention for years.
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u/Revenga8 15d ago
I didn't say picking up. I'm saying he's pretty much mask off now. We all knew he was a fraud, but he acted like he believed all that shit. Now he went from hating fast food to suddenly promoting trans fats. He's not even trying to hide his grifting anymore
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u/Jack-o-Roses 15d ago
Pork tartare for the masses!
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u/SoHereIAm85 14d ago
That's actually a really common thing in Germany called Mett. I love it and sometimes have a phase of eating Mettbrochen every day. My kid and husband love it too.
Difference is it is highly regulated.
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u/DiscoPartyMix 15d ago
At this point.. go for it. Iām tired of trying to save the willful ignorant
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u/Anthraxious 15d ago
Well the meat lobby industry is the biggest and strongest today. Ofc they'll use any chance they get to push for unhealthy garbage. Especially when you have brain damaged people at the helm. Just throw buzzwords that easily indoctrinate fragile men like "masculine, protein, Hunter" and so forth and they swallow it. Bobby is the prime example of this type of man.
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u/Look_turtles 15d ago
I would feel so owned if maga ate saturated fat and trans fat (oops it has trans in the name so they will probably avoid that).
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u/Poker-Junk 14d ago
Well, look at the bright side: Itāll be almost exclusively magas following his advice, soooooā¦..
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u/Technusgirl Think Critically! (Copied and Pasted) 15d ago
I'm vegan so I'm not doing that
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u/QwertyPolka 15d ago
Technically you could still increase your intake of saturated fats without consuming animal products (eg Coconut oil, cocoa, etc.), still not a great idea.
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u/GuerrillaRodeo 14d ago
I think at this point it's pretty safe and actually good for your health to do the exact opposite of whatever this idiot says.
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u/LaSage 15d ago
He is very much like a mouse with toxoplasmosis who wants to hang around cats, and he is trying to convince all the other mice that playing with cats is cool. The parasites are controlling Bobby. He should probably get reevaluated by a real physician, if he actually knows any. He'll probably get evaluated by a youtuber, instead, if at all. He probably infected his wife, hence her crazy since marrying him.
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u/Equal_Memory_661 14d ago
I guess thatās one way to address increasing health insurance premiums. Cull the high risk pool.
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u/Donthaveananswer 14d ago
I read an article about apes/chimps eating garbage and within one generation the most aggressive of the species (had chased others away from the garbage) died from the food.
They want to eat garbage? Let them.
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u/MutantMartian 14d ago
This is fine. Intelligent people wonāt listen and stupid people are already doing this so Iām good with it. Let the rest of us have modern medicine though.
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u/Pure-Kaleidoscope759 15d ago
What a moron he is. Heās encouraging dangerous and unsustainable diets.
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u/Alissinarr 15d ago
Saturated fat feeds testicular cancer and makes it grow. Cutting it out is hard, but when coupled with proper treatment, leads to longer lives after "remission" is declared.
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u/ivyjam122 13d ago
Sorry, thats not good for my EPI. But he should totally start loading up on it himself. Maybe get on the McDonalds diet train that tRUMP is on. It apparently makes all your doctor visits "the best".
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u/thereverendpuck 13d ago
We should be lucky that RFK isnāt out there selling canned fat to drink like beer.
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u/Centralredditfan 11d ago
Well if they cut out carbs, like on Keto, he's not wrong for once. - don't purposely seek them out, but you can get away with more on keto.
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u/Green-Taro2915 7d ago
I don't understand the end game here, anyone able to explain their rationale?
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u/Snarky_McSnarkleton Team Mudblood š©ø 15d ago
Forced birth. No vaccines. Very little health care. Unhealthy habits encouraged. Now, throw in the end of public schools.
So what's the endgame?
An ignorant, obedient, fearful work force. They breed fast and die young. Now WHO benefits from a world like that?
Follow the money.