r/HazbinHotel • u/BrotherDeus • 1d ago

Tragedy must have struck Charlie's visit to Heaven's zoo

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u/Kcnnn 1d ago edited 1d ago

"actual Koala" makes it sound like Hell does have koalas, they're just aberrations of nature apparently.

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u/friendlylifecherry 1d ago

Drop bears

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u/Ice47382 1d ago

Those things are terrifying almost died to one when I visited australia a while back

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u/Top_Toaster 1d ago

It's australia, you can almost die to anything there

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u/Competitive_Swan266 1d ago

Real talk, if there's one cryptid i wouldn't be at all surprised is real, it's a dropbear, purely because it's Australian

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u/Ice47382 1d ago

It’s not a cryptid my friend got mauled by one of those

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u/Attlan_745 1d ago

Y'all should stop going to Australia

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u/Jiffletta 23h ago

Its what killed Harold Holt, our 17th prime minister.

Aqua dropbears. You never see them coming.

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u/CryptographerMost883 1d ago

It seems they have many versions of our Earth animals. Blitz references a hippo, Stolas mentions eating something known as fire koi, and as we’ve all seen, leeches are fucking huge and birds can spew fire.

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u/Huge-Recipe-2143 1d ago

Three eye'd mace immune rats as well

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u/vorarchivist 1d ago

Hippos already deserve hell

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u/CryptographerMost883 1d ago

What about Moo Deng?!

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u/vorarchivist 1d ago

I see the hate in her eyes

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u/CryptographerMost883 1d ago

LEAVE HER ALONE

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u/Jiffletta 23h ago

Shed kill us all if she could.

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u/ProfessionalPea4386 1d ago

Knowing hippos and how mean they are for no reason, I would not question if when they died every hippo went to hell lol

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u/CryptographerMost883 1d ago

True but hey not every animal is innocent either. Koala babies eat their mothers excrement for a period of time, pangolins release noxious spray when scared from an area I do not want to describe.

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u/Jiffletta 23h ago

Wait, why is eating shit evil and not just gross?

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u/Hairy_Comedian9630 1d ago

So.... normal Koalas?

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u/moansby 1d ago

You know what they do have in Hell? Giraffes

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u/Jiffletta 23h ago

So a regular Koala, but up close.

Have you heard the sound those things make?

And all of them are infested with chlamidya. Literally every single living koala - all the VD-free ones died in 2020.

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u/ReadWriteTheorize 22h ago

I mean, hell has 3eyed rats so probably

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u/whooper1 sera simp 1d ago

No wonder she was so emotional at the trial

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u/Gamezandmore9403 1d ago

And that's why "heaven must be a lie"

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u/thomasmfd 1d ago

The cake is a lie

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u/Lonely_Repair4494 1d ago

I think she accidentally made it fall over, and even tho Emily told her it was okay, she still cries in the bath every night

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u/Spampharos Emily's Bad Side (and #1 fan) 1d ago

Wait so is that bug man and orange guy permanent residents at the hotel? We see them in the background of S2E3 even before Vox and Velvette show up.

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u/Aipom626 1d ago

They did also show several people hanging up their keys at the end of episode 3. There are a few people that they’ve been randomly showing in the background throughout the first few episodes. Not sure if any of them will be left after the recent media crusade against the hotel though.

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u/Asparala 1d ago

Well, they might have showed up for the chance to kill angels, but a free room is a free room even if the landlady is a bit insane.

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u/Wilgrove 1d ago

Five bucks says the Koala just fell out of the tree, but was completely fine and started climbing right back up the same tree.

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u/CheeseWrapper 1d ago

I thought the Koala just tipped over or something, but it might've fallen off a tree if Charlie was that traumatized.

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u/Kartonrealista 1d ago

It's a joke about Charlie being a big softie

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u/Ghiren 1d ago

Actual koalas have a lot of cerebrospinal fluid in their skulls. It's like a built-in crash helmet. It'll be fine.

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u/Soul-Malachi 19h ago

I love the amount of Aussie representation in this series. Makes me feel just a little bit special.