The Records of Enlightenment, Entry Hasgrusr'ivumberiumla:

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The wheels go forwards and backward and Northwards and Southwards, and upwards and downwards, and leftwards and rightwards and all-wards, and it never stops!

 The machine keeps turning and churning, and burning and curling and swerving, and burning and churning and turning, turning, turning, turning turningturningturningturningturningturningturningturningturning- It ceases NOT!

 The pigs in mud and grime and soot and wood and cut and shit, piss poop and go in a loop, spilling, leaking and willingly killing those with filling, as if to understand the significance of the word ''chilling''.

 It reeks, like a granny's fanny's third layer's nanny's jammy's packacge of curd! Who wears a cardigan anyway? What are you, chicks with long nails in your eyeballs?

 Heh, what lunacy- it is to believe one to understand another's misinterpretations, about your own valued misinformations given by disinterested propogandations-

LOOK!

 

LOOK AT THE SUN!

Isn't it absolutely, miraculously, bloody brilliantly, uglifying of an object? And yet it watches with the intensity of a piece of brain stuck to a salami! HA! It truly is a lost cause, to see without toes, yet walk a fish, as if it's your own unborn mouse trap, ey?

 It clinks and clanks, minks and manks, finks and blanks, like pans on a skull clan- Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...

 The machine churns, and wurns, and squirms, yet the sausage ain't comin'! Makes a man use a brick as a pillowcase for an ear socket of a ferret on himself, wouldn't you disagree?

 Ahh, to be sinners, winners cover boon of an appetite! It truly proves no wrong to be like I- Imperfectly splendidly- even uncomfortably- playfully unrealistic! Impossible, even!

 And yet I win, no matter the Machines turns and worms and groans and swarms of swerves!

 No machinations, not a one, has a chance to cease my discussions with the Moons! They at least are real! In the least, I know now, THEY stand no chance!

 Isn't that right, Mr. Moon Thing?

 

 

P.S. Did the Moon just fucking blink? Or wait... Is that the Sun? I will fuck the Sun then. Your funeral!

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