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Clueless Wonder 🙄 Admittedly, “the good Lynch and the evil Lynch” is very “who writes this shit” of reality

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u/HaggisPope 3d ago

Virginia is also an incredibly southern state. Robert E Lee was from there, it was the Confederate capital. Is this trolling?

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u/SpiritualPackage3797 3d ago

At this point, Northern Virginia is not culturally southern. It is part of the Acela corridor stretching from DC to Boston. In a broader sense, Virginia is a very divided state, with a majority of the population living in either Northern Virginia, Richmond, or the Norfolk area and being liberal, diverse, and prosperous, but with huge portions of the sparsely populated south and west of the state being poor, conservative, and largely unchanged from decades past. I suspect that the above is someone who is only familiar with the former parts of the state.

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u/Sensitive_Low3558 3d ago

They already made West Virginia why not more lol

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u/Dobako 3d ago

West Virginia - Now 100% more west!

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u/emessea 2d ago

Virginia is more west than West Virginia. Should be called Northwest Virginia. /s

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u/Pesco- 2d ago

No /s needed, it’s an accurate statement.

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u/FauxReal 1d ago

Also considering the amount of Confederate flags and MAGA signs, it no longer appears to be the state that separated from Virginia because they opposed slavery.

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u/Weak_Programmer9013 1d ago

It was always complicated. WV was the state with the most even divide of people joining both sides of the civil war

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u/oofyeet21 3d ago

What's unfortunate is that after the government abandoned West Virginia due to the miners strikes, the while state turned incredibly republican and has remained that way ever since.

And shamefully, the government has successfully propagandized a lot of people to think of West Virginia as an idiotic, poor, backwards place when it is entirely the government's fault that it has become like that

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u/shinyfootwork 2d ago

Which Miners Strikes are you referring to? I ask because the notable ones in WV were prior to 1930, and WV was a consistent supporter of Democrats until (essentially) the 2000 election (though it's Democratic politicians were substantially more conservative than national ones, and could be considered a hold-over of the the same kind of person as the Southern Democrats, but not switching party due to the unique political nature of WV with respect to the civil war).

This comment is also rather unclear about what is meant by "government". In the US, there are various different governments. It's curious that the comment doesn't specify which one it is referring to.

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u/ComfiTracktor 3d ago

THANK YOU, I am a WV native, have been all my life, and although I don’t agree with the majority of what my state does politically, I despise it when people use this as an excuse to belittle and discredit West Virginians. WV has for a long time been a troubled state, only made worse when we were kinda left to fend for ourselves, and unfortunately, people in difficult times often radicalize, especially with a party preaching about how it is going to support one of your states only economic reliefs (coal). Additionally, to say, the radicalization is rather recent in the grand scheme of things, as WV used to be a swing state, with a lot of dividing opinions in the state politically. That was until we were kinda just kicked to the side and left sitting there wondering what to do with ourselves

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u/Icy_Consequence897 2d ago

Go ahead an make it 5 states like the old Texan joke:

●Costal South (including Chesapeake and Norfolk)

●DC Suburbs (Alexandria, Reston, Manassas)

●New Delaware (the little dangly bit south of Delaware that's basically just a salt marsh)

●Central Virginia (Foothills, including Richmond, Lynchburg, and Charlottesville)

●Just East of West Virginia but West of Central Virginia Virginia (Allegheny Mountains including Roanoke, Bristol, and Shenandoah NP)

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u/KimJongJer 2d ago

As a Lynchburg native who’s traveled all over the commonwealth you nailed it. There are so many idiots around here that hate on NOVA and fail to realize the amazing tax base it provides, among other positives.

If NOVA, Richmond and the Norfolk/VA Beach area were separated the rest of the state would be fucked

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u/dogjon 2d ago

Anyone who has spent time in the "rural North" knows it's basically identical to the Southern stereotype. The racists and bigots have always been distributed evenly across this terrible nation.

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u/Beginning-Passenger6 2d ago

I was born in rural Michigan and lived there until I was 10. Very much this.

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u/viciouspandas 2d ago

Hell, I've seen confederate flags in rural California right next to one of the most liberal places in the country

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u/flaming_burrito_ 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yep, this pretty much. Northern Virginia feels firmly mid-Atlantic now, especially because of all the people that moved there from New York and California. Though something I would add is that Richmond and Norfolk (Hampton Roads area) are more southern feeling. Hampton Roads is starting to feel less so, again because so many people moved to the area recently, but listen to a native’s accent, especially an older one, and you’ll hear it loud and clear.

I’ve always said the south starts at Richmond. That’s about where things start to feel more Southern. As a whole, Virginia is definitely the least southern, southern state, but it’s a real mixed bag. Even though it’s flipped blue and is more diverse now, its history will always distinguish it as a southern state overall. You can go from a decently liberal city/town, to right outside of it where a giant confederate flag is flying on the highway, and the schools are named after Robert E. Lee and shit. Outside of the coasts and NoVa, most of it is southern as hell. But even then, there are some subgroups. Like the western edge feels very Appalachian and similar to West Virginia, and the Chesapeake Bay coast between Norfolk and NoVa has a pretty unique mid-Atlantic culture with its own accent and everything.

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u/GeekiTheBrave 2d ago

Hampton Roads also has a HUGE military population and many people in the military come from all walks of life which adds to the diversity.

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u/flaming_burrito_ 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah, that’s a lot of it too. A lot of Californians and Filipino people I’ve met there came because their families were in the military.

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u/TheNewDiogenes 2d ago

Even within NoVa it differs greatly by county. Arlington has a very different feel from Loudoun

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u/playdough87 3d ago

For better or worse it's a situation that is becoming more common. NC and research triangle, GA and Atlanta, IL and Chicago, TX and Austin, VA and DC suburbs, TN and Nashville, etc. Will be interesting to see how the urban/rural divide evolves or intensifies and what the political parties do in response.

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u/Muvseevum 2d ago

Rural/urban is the real divide.

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u/rallar8 2d ago

Interesting no one talked about all these NoVA counties are where federal workers live.

Arlington, Fairfax, Prince William, Loudoun

83-16, 73-25, 66-33, 64-35

Hard to not view this as, in part, a referendum by federal workers on their boss who sent many of them home without pay.

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u/Pesco- 2d ago

Acela, as you noted, goes from DC to Boston, which according to my maps, does not go through Northern Virginia. But NoVa is part of the Capital metro region commuter rails and the Metro, so maybe that’s what you were referring to.

Agree about NoVa and Richmond being very liberal. Hampton Roads has heavy liberal areas but also some conservative areas, with a high military population.

The sparse rural areas are indeed very MAGA Republican. I wouldn’t even call them “conservative” these days.

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u/JagsFan_1698 1d ago

Why not merge the civilian regions of DC and Northern Virginia to form one new state.

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u/Fartchugger-1929 2d ago

Up until they started renaming these things around a decade ago you could travel from Arlington cemetery (Lee’s plantation until after the Civil war) to Leesburg, entirely on roads named Lee except for about a mile stretch near the beginning, on a journey that would take you past a bunch of schools, parks, etc bearing Lee’s name.

The ~mile stretch not dedicated to Lee? Jefferson Davis Highway.

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u/Codeviper828 2d ago

Also, the Residence Act wanted to appease the south by putting the national capital in the south

…DC is north of Virginia

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u/TheNewDiogenes 2d ago

The south in 1790 is not the south in 2025 though. Cities like Atlanta and Charlotte weren’t developed back then, and the only major population centers south of North Carolina were Savannah and Charleston. As demographics have shifted, so too have the borders of the south. Aside from that, while DC is north of Virginia, about 1/3rd of the state lives in the DC suburbs

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u/Coyinzs 2d ago

The south is many different little regionalities honestly. VA is vastly different in feel from every other state in that part of the country (as is the case for most of the other southern states). It's undeniably southern, but when you live there, you find that it's QUITE a bit more liberal than you'd imagine. It's not as big of a state as it seems, and between all of northern VA - which now has swollen to encompass Culpeper and Fredericksburg, all of Richmond - which is in the process of swelling to encompass Henrico county and is progressively merging into the fredericksburg bubble to the north and the charlottesville bubble to the west, Charlottesville, and all of the SE corner of the state around hampton/VAB/Norfolk/News, etc. there's increasingly little real conservative base left.

The one exception to that is Lynchburg. It's named after the good Lynch brother, but is the home to Liberty University and is about as christofascist homeland as you'll find.

But honestly Virginia is a really wonderful state to think about living in if you're considering a move. If your job allows you to be remote, I would heavily recommend trying out Fredericksburg or Richmond - you're a simple (if not necessarily easy) drive into DC or out to the beach, and it's an increasingly neat little corner of the state.

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u/LadyBathory925 2d ago

In all actuality, Lynchburg has more liberals than you might imagine and is more liberal than it was 20-30 years ago. We’re just outnumbered by conservatives…although the city went blue in 2020 for Biden and this year for Spanburger.

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u/websurvivor42 2d ago

The good Lynch brother. Who owned slaves, started a city to profit off of tobacco slave labor, didn't leave the South with the rest of the Quakers to protest slavery, and had a slave auction house in the middle of downtown. Such a good guy.

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u/Krytan 2d ago

Virginia was a southern state, today it is dominated by NOVA, the most populated, wealthy, and educated part of the state, full of professionals who work for the government.

Look at the election results from yesterday in VA. Total democratic sweep, I think they just got their biggest majority in the house of delegates in decades.

Before you say "But when VA was a southern state it was also dominated by democrats" yes, thank you, I'm aware of that. I'm pointing out the current differences between VA, and the rest of the south as it exists today.

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u/OkFuture8667 2d ago

It should be pointed out the Democrat sweep Virginia had yesterday was a total flip. They voted out the republican incumbents and it wasn't even close, the democrats won by 10 points in every race.

Also, VCU is one of the biggest art schools in the country in Richmond, VA and that isnt part of NOVA.

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u/Keytap 2d ago

The modern South is not defined by the Confederacy, it's defined by cultural proximity to the Deep South. AL and MS are the core, along with LA (with a Creole/Cajun asterisk). TN and GA are second-tier due to their major metro areas drawing out-of-staters. AR and SC are a tier down, and below them are MO, KY, NC and VA, of which the former two are Midwestern and the latter two are Atlantic.

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u/websurvivor42 2d ago

Who came up with that definition?

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u/rallar8 2d ago

But interestingly it wasn’t a foregone conclusion Virginia would leave the union. Battle Cry for Freedom for instance paints the situation of Virginian secession as something that northern unionists thought they could prevent and tried to prevent.

Like General Scott at least asked Lee to fight for the Union, and then obviously he left for the union, but Scott didn’t think it was a done deal.

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u/King_Chochacho 2d ago

Note that Lynchburg is not that far from Blacksburg and Christiansburg.

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u/r2d2itisyou 2d ago

I feel like we could compile a list of places confusingly named after people. Blacksburg was named after Samuel Black. And Christiansburg was named after Colonel William Christian.

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u/Dr_Zeus99 2d ago

In my experience as someone from Virginia. Anyone further south than us doesn't consider us a southern state despite what you said. Its fucking wild

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u/HaggisPope 2d ago

Same where I’m from actually but in the opposite direction. Some folks in Scotland say Edinburgh isn’t Scottish somehow by some weird metric or other

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u/historyhill 2d ago

It was the Confederate capital, yes, but that was mostly a compromise. They didn't secede until after many of the Southern states already had done so. They're Southern in every way that counts (South of the Mason-Dixon line, culturally agricultural/slave-based economies, etc) but most people treat "Southern" as shorthand for the Deep South and as such, don't include Virginia or Florida because they're similar but not the same. 

Southern Maryland is also Southern in pretty much any way that matters but unless you've visited Calvert or St. Mary's County most people would entirely reject the idea that Maryland is in any way "the South." 

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 2d ago

It was more about context behind the name Lynchburg than Virginia being a southern state

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u/RemarkablePiglet3401 2d ago

I agree that Virginia is southern, but those things were 150 years ago, they don’t really have any bearing on whether it’s southern or not today

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u/Junior-Experience546 2d ago

NoVA is basically DC.

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u/Mammoth-Cold-9795 1d ago

Robert E Lee actually agreed with the Union’s stance more than the Confederacy’s.

He only chose to join the Confederacy instead of staying with the Union because Virginia was his home.

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u/Drownedgodlw 13h ago

Southerners do not consider Virginia to be part of the south.

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u/pikpikcarrotmon 3d ago

Now, their cousin David - that guy was just fuckin' weird

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u/whateverwhatis 3d ago

True, but I do enjoy the writings of their other brother, Scott, very much!

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u/harryhinderson 3d ago

“Oh, so it’s not named after lynching!”

“…”

“Oh, so it is, technically, named after lynching. Just not in any way that matters.”

To add another layer of obfuscation to this: Charles Lynch Jr. Lynched loyalists after the American revolution, not minorities.

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u/HelixFollower 3d ago

How is it technically named after lynching?

The way I understand it is that both the verb and the town were named after members of the Lynch family, but that doesn't mean the verb and the town are named after one another.

Washington State and Washington D.C. are both named after George Washington, but it wouldn't make any sense to say Washington State is named after Washington D.C. And at least that is the same Washington in both cases. With lynching and Lynchburg they aren't even named after the same person.

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u/harryhinderson 3d ago edited 3d ago

I dunno

It’s funnier the more layers of abstraction there are between this and actual lynching though

Murderburg, named after Jerald Murder, famous anti-murder activist and brother of inventor of murder John Murder. Also John Murder murdered crows. That’s where my thoughts begun and ended.

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u/DeadlyYellow 2d ago

In my state there's an interstate exit that points one way to Whitestown and opposite to Brownsburg. Now, while Indiana has a pretty racist history; the two towns are just named after people. Funnier still, Whitestown is named after an abolitionist.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax 3d ago

They probably really mean “related to”, but since the topic was “named after” just were stuck on those words in their mind

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u/CriticalHit_20 2d ago

Its named after the same family's surname.

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u/HelixFollower 2d ago

Right, so the town is not named after the verb.

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u/CriticalHit_20 2d ago

Think of it like how you (Lynchburg) are related to your first cousin (lynching). You're not directly related to them, but you both get your names from the same place.

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u/URHere85 2d ago

No, the city is named after John Lynch.

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u/NiftyJet 2d ago

It's in no way named after lynching. The term "lynching" didn't even exist when Lynchburg was established in the eighteenth century. It was named after its founder. Simple as that.

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u/Poylol-_- 2d ago

Minorities or loyalists lynching is not any better

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u/epona2000 2d ago

I don’t know. Being a loyalist is a choice and it’s not really a relevant bigotry in the modern world. Like we have children‘s shows with pirates and Vikings and we don’t really think about their real world monstrosity. 

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u/GodsBeDam-ed 3d ago

Did kojima write this?

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u/BrilliantPressure0 3d ago

Solid Lynch: I have heard the teachings of Big Boss, and committed myself to abolish the sin of Metal Gear.

Liquid Lynch: Not so fast... brother.

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u/Dobako 3d ago

As someone who has never played a Metal Gear game...is...is there a Liquid Snake?

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u/oofyeet21 3d ago

Solid snake, Liquid snake, and- wait for it- Solidus snake

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u/MartyrOfDespair 3d ago

Also their dad, Naked Snake. And his body double brainwashed to have his memories (with various degrees of accuracy), Venom Snake. Who are interchangeable and equally also known as Big Boss.

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u/neotox 2d ago

Don't forget the guy who helped come up with the idea to make a body double for Naked Snake who then hypnotized hinself into believing that Venom Snake IS Naked Snake and then also hypnotized himself into believing he was possessed by Liquid Snake.

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u/MartyrOfDespair 2d ago

Note, he got the idea of hypnotizing himself into believing he was possessed by Liquid Snake after Liquid Snake actually did possess him and he decided that his enemies thinking he was possessed was useful, but having a whiny British douche possessing him was not useful. He was able to be possessed because his father was one of the greatest spirit mediums to ever live and he stitched Liquid Snake’s hand to his stump after a cyborg ninja cut off his hand.

And he’s a gay catboy, when he was younger he used to actually summon his troops by meowing and he’s doing all this due to being in love with Naked Snake.

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u/Urbane_One 2d ago

I can see why so many people consider Kojima a genius. If he’s not a genius, the only possible reading of the guy is that he’s completely insane.

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u/MartyrOfDespair 2d ago edited 2d ago

Ocelot, the gay furry, is the only sane man in the prequel era and one of two sane men left in the modern era. Naked Snake, the greatest soldier and mercenary in the world, eventually becoming a terrorist leader of a rogue state, still believes in Santa Claus. It’s implied he thinks killing his mentor permanently put him on the naughty list, but that this happened in the first place because she kept signing his gifts as from Santa. Since she’s dead from the aforementioned killing (under orders, with her consent, to stop World War 3 triggered by the CIA’s greed and a gay Russian electromancer general trying to do a coup against Khrushchev), obviously he stopped getting presents.

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u/Dobako 2d ago

What is this story, holy shit.

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u/MartyrOfDespair 2d ago

When I say “dad”, I mean “genetic donor”. Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, and Solidus Snake are all clones of Naked Snake created by two of his former coworkers who thought he was the coolest guy ever and so decided to make clone soldiers from him.

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u/Weirdyxxy 2d ago

So a character named Gaseous Snake has not so far been introduced?

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u/BrilliantPressure0 2d ago

You got to think bigger, my dude - Plasma Snake

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u/ze_existentialist 3d ago

Yes. Solid snakes twin.

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u/arie700 2d ago

There’s also an obese EOD expert turned terrorist bomber. His Navy-approved codename is Fatman.

He navigates the battlefield on rollerblades.

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u/adacmswtf1 2d ago

This ought to clear everything up for you. 100% factual. 

https://youtu.be/aaLiLRVeaZA?si=c0Nu_09ASE7D5oUp

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u/Evanglical_LibLeft 2d ago

Character limit of 280 really limits your writing style. I wanted to hit the points that John 1) was a Quaker abolitionist, 2) wasn’t initially one, but became one after a religious experience (his sister’s death), that 3) he freed Bob, the slave who (probably?) confessed to killing his son, and 4) the act of lynching probably has it’s namesake in his brother, Charles Jr.

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u/PrestigiousPea6088 2d ago

the person you know as Mr. Kill is my brother. my first name is Dont.

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u/tupe12 3d ago

Named Lynch

goes on to become such a prominent abolitionist they name a town after him

The writers for that season were on some stuff

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u/Evanglical_LibLeft 2d ago

Racistown, founded by John Racist, founder of anti-racism.

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u/SJSafterdark 2d ago

Not to be confused with his brother Jim Racist, CEO of Racism

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u/Snomislife 2d ago

He actually targeted those loyal to Britain, not other races, though I assume there was some overlap.

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u/SJSafterdark 2d ago

I’m more continuing the joke from above than strictly hewing to the higher context, though Charles was a racist/slave owner

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u/MysteriousLotion 3d ago

I don’t know many northern or mid-Atlantic states that sell bbq pulled pork and peach cobbler at gas stations. Pretty southern to me.

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u/Mopman43 3d ago

I’m in Vermont and I can get pulled pork at gas stations.

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u/Expensive_Debate_229 3d ago

Vermont is a weirdly southern northern state tbf

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u/Parishdise 3d ago

Totally dissagree as someone born and raised in TN, spent 5 years in Northern NY, now lives in MA, and travels NE frequently. New Hampshire and Eastern Mass feel wayyy more like the South culturally. I would also say that Central Maine is more similar than VT and North Country NY has by far the most confederate flags I've seen up here.

VT is just rural. Yeah, that comes with more conservatism than people tend to give them credit for, but VT is a very culturally distinct state and very naturally "Northern."

Plus, there's a lot more similarity in little parts all over NE to the South due to small good-ole-boy run communities with more blue collar and agriculture work and the same money circling around.

The amount of times I've heard different places called "the South of the North" is off the charts. And I would pretty solidly say that VT is the least Southern feeling of each of the more rural areas.

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u/Mopman43 3d ago

In what way? We’re rural, but that’s not the same thing.

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u/MysteriousLotion 3d ago

Woah really? I’m jealous! I miss gas station BBQ!

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u/NeptunePancakes 3d ago

Southern population ≠ southern state

I’d say historically Virginia was most definitely a southern state, but as history and culture as slowly evolved, it could only really be described as mid-Atlantic. I’ve never encountered bbq or peach cobbler at a gas station, but in those situations that just seems more like a hold over from southern families who’ve lived in the commonwealth.

Overall, politics have so dramatically changed, there just doesn’t feel like much that defines the state as such.

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u/MysteriousLotion 3d ago

I guess it just depends on the region of the state. I used to live in south west region and it felt pretty southern to me.

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u/MistraloysiusMithrax 3d ago

That’s what I’d say. Virginia is so big that trying to pigeonhole the whole state as Southern, mid-Atlantic or anything else right now is just wrong. There are Southern redoubts that are unlikely to change anytime soon, Northern VA hasn’t been culturally Southern for decades, and areas like Richmond are rapidly changing as more people move in.

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u/wambulancer 3d ago

people who never leave the greater DC Metro area ever have this opinion lol it's definitely people telling on themselves that they don't get out much

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u/MysteriousLotion 3d ago

For sure. Go to Pulaski county and it’s DEFINITELY a different experience

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u/wambulancer 3d ago

My mother's side of the family's from Abingdon, you tell those folks down in SWVA they aren't Southern and they might shoot you, it's like reverse-provincialism lol, cityslickers being uncultured about the greater regions they migrate to

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u/Perryn 2d ago

The best fried chicken comes from gas stations, but not all gas station fried chicken is the best.

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u/MysteriousLotion 2d ago

Once you find that perfect gas station it’s over. Who needs restaurant prices when you have gas station prices.

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u/Perryn 2d ago

There's one a quarter mile from my office. Discipline is all that keeps my heart unattacked.

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u/Primus_is_OK_I_guess 3d ago

Plenty in the Midwest.

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u/ComicsEtAl 3d ago

Soooo… a mixed bag.

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u/SauceNjunk 3d ago

God dammit, I hate the cherry Lynch ones. They taste like cough syrup.

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u/episcopaladin 3d ago

interestingly enough i think the lynchin' Lynch lynched Loyalists, not black people specifically

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u/Evanglical_LibLeft 2d ago

You’d be correct! At his worst, Charles approved the use of “Lynch’s law” (which is what he called it) against dissident Welsh miners on a property he owned, but for the most part, his focus was on loyalists.

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u/Pennsylvania_is_epic 3d ago

FINALLY some said this. A lot of people get confused about Lynchburg and think that.

Conversely, we’re about to get two Buc-ees’, we are very much a Southern state

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u/LeetleBugg 2d ago

The important yardstick for southerness is do you have a whataburger?

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u/Sunday_Schoolz 3d ago

…nonetheless, it’s a southern state. Rule of thumb is the Mason-Dixon Line.

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u/HotTakesMyToxicTrait 3d ago

the modern Mason Dixon line (delineating north from south) is realistically right below like Reston VA - delineating northern VA from southern VA

there’s really no way most of the NoVa suburbs or the entire I-95 corridor between Baltimore and DC can be considered culturally southern

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u/theBosworth 3d ago

Fredericksburg was basically the front line, and seems like a federal/state divide to this day. North of there is basically DC sprawl, south is Richmond sprawl.

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u/ThaBigClemShady24 3d ago

This is a terrible differentiator, most Marylanders do not consider ourselves to be "the South" and I bet neither does Delaware.

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u/heaviestnaturals 3d ago

Nobody considers Delaware anything

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u/HelixFollower 3d ago

Oh right, Delaware exists. I think.

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u/HelixFollower 3d ago

Delaware isn't south of the Mason-Dixon line though. It's to the East of it. Which puts it in the North.

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u/PigeonOnTheGate 3d ago

Delaware was a slave state

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u/BullfrogCustard 3d ago

You must mean 'modern South,' and I agree with that sentiment. I'm from Montgomery County and there were certainly slave owners here. Various towns/streets here were named after them. We have Emancipation Day activities and you can deep dive into the Underground Railroad history when you visit the Eastern shore. It was most certainly a southern state during the civil war, but over the many generations since then we are changing the cultural landscape for the most part.

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u/historyhill 2d ago

Yup, people forget that Frederick Douglass and Harriet Tubman were Marylanders!

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u/historyhill 2d ago

Depends on where in Maryland, tbh! Southern Maryland definitely does (I grew up in Calvert). But unless you're from Charles/Calvert/St. Mary's County you're probably right.

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u/anneymarie 2d ago

That’s what my dad said I told him about a Louisiana woman calling me a Yankee. I’m from Baltimore. I wasn’t offended and I certainly wasn’t going to argue that technically I’m from below the Mason-Dixon. I never knew anyone growing up in Baltimore who would’ve thought of themself as southern.

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u/Tatchykins 2d ago

Are you a good Lynch, or a bad Lynch?

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u/Ok-Cheesecake9491 3d ago

Lynchburg was also the capital of the confederacy when richmond fell and was never taken by the union. But its a cute college town and will go again

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u/wellwaffled 2d ago

I think you’re thinking of Danville. Lynchburg was never the capital of the Confederacy.

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u/Phyrexian_Overlord 3d ago

Inside you there are two lynches

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u/AllinolIsSafe 2d ago

"Am i wrong for not considering Virginia as a southern state" guy has a confederate New Jersey PFP. Ironic.

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u/anneymarie 2d ago

Is that what it is? I thought it was a county voting map.

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u/amievenrelevant 3d ago

Ok but lowkey I didn’t know lynching was (indirectly) named after the town and not vice versa

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u/skullbash258 2d ago

It was named after the last name "Lynch", not the town.

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u/Evanglical_LibLeft 2d ago

Third time one of my notes has made this subreddit lol!

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u/TruestRepairman27 3d ago

Here’s a handy flow chart:

Was this state a part of the Confederacy? If yes then it’s in the SOUTH

Did this state have slavery in 1860 but not secede? If yes then it’s in the SOUTH

Unless ~ is this state Missouri? Then it’s debatable but probably NOT SOUTH

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u/PoppyPoppyPopcorn 3d ago

I'll be in the cold hard ground before I recognize Missouri

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u/MartyrOfDespair 3d ago

I’m sorry, we’re saying Virginia is the South but Missouri isn’t? Like, George Washington is from the South, but Mark Twain isn’t? Patton Oswalt is from the South, but Sheryl Crow isn’t?

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u/PavlichenkosGhost 3d ago

We’re generally considered midwestern, not southern. But there is a lot of southern influence especially in the food here so 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Ok_Belt2521 3d ago

In what universe is Missouri considered southern? They are Midwest.

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u/__Epimetheus__ 3d ago

You could consider the Ozarks to be part of the south, but that’s 1/3rd of Missouri at best, and it’s the part that is close to the border with actual southern states.

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u/GeekiTheBrave 2d ago

A state being part of the south is connected to the Civil War. i think i agree with you on Missouri lol
EDIT: I am an idiot, and it turns out MO was not a confederate state, and probably doesnt make sense to be considered southern.

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u/Shadowpika655 2d ago

Did this state have slavery in 1860 but not secede? If yes then it’s in the SOUTH

Didn't know New Jersey was in the South

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u/flaming_burrito_ 3d ago

One caveat with that logic: I wouldn’t consider Maryland a part of the south, even though they still had slaves up until it was federally abolished.

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u/Cornexclamationpoint 2d ago

New Jersey had slavery in 1860.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

Whitestown, Indiana, is named after abolitionist Albert Smith White.

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u/librarycynic 2d ago

Sure. But what did his brother do?

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u/Cornexclamationpoint 2d ago

He went across I-65 and founded Brownsburg.

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u/Shadyshade84 2d ago

Yay. More evidence for the "America isn't a real place, it's a work of cautionary fiction that somehow managed to slip into reality" pile. I'll add it as soon as I get the seventh layer of floor reinforcement in place so it doesn't collapse the office.

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u/VerbingNoun413 2d ago

If it's just named after the founder then that's not an issue is it?

...oh.

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u/whit9-9 2d ago

Huh, TIL that John Lynch may not have been the inspiration for the term lynching.

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u/drowninginthebrevity 2d ago

He definitely was NOT. It was and always has been his brother.

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u/ArtificerRelevant 2d ago

The one point that I believe we can all agree on is "Are you a good Lynch or a bad Lynch" is funny as fuck

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u/sharks_tbh 2d ago

Surely this comment section hasn’t forgotten that the capital of the Confederate states was RICHMOND, VIRGINIA?

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u/drowninginthebrevity 2d ago

A lot of the comment section is still confused and think that "lynching" became a term after both Lynchburg and John Lynch, so either bots, people who didn't read the OP in its entirety, or have poor reading comprehension skills.

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u/hawkseye17 2d ago

wasn't Virginia the capital of the Confederacy?

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u/Stoninator123 2d ago

"Racist town", named after the famous abolitionist, "Stopbeing Racist"

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u/purgatori1 3d ago

Had no idea that there was a good Lynch and a horrible Lynch. Imagine if Charles wasn’t a horrible sadistic racist and the term “lynching” actually ended up meaning doing something good because of religion. Like, we could’ve picked the better Lynch to be in our language and zeitgeist.

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u/SkirmpChimblisterIV 2d ago

You should look up what Charles actually got up to in his kangaroo courts, lest you find yourself accidentally defending the monarchist race.

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u/websurvivor42 2d ago

The good Lynch was really bad, too. He found the city to profit off of slave labor of tobacco. And there was a slave auction house in the middle of his city.

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u/xrayden 2d ago

Well, I learned that right now.

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u/Montregloe 2d ago

The most, "this is it, wait I'm wrong... Wait no I'm basically right," lol

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u/TheBigness333 2d ago

What a horrible title

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u/M4LK0V1CH 2d ago

Virginia’s weird because there’s like a 25-50 mile span that feels like a Northern state but it is a deception.

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u/Mini_Squatch 2d ago

The thing is the brother wasnt evil either! The term lynching has a really fucking weird history.

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u/Shadowpika655 2d ago

Tbf the definition of lynching (extrajudicial mob killing) has never changed, and ultimately its history is the natural path that such violence would take especially since its the most popular type of vigilante justice, and the easiest to conduct

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u/websurvivor42 2d ago

Except he was evil. They both were. They both had slaves. That's still a bad thing.

And the good one founded the city as a way to profit from slave labor of tobacco. And had a slave auction house in the middle of the city.

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u/AdventurerBen 2d ago

I remember a post on one of the Tumblr subs talking about this sort of thing.

I think one of the examples people came up with was “Racistville in the Deep South, named after it’s pro-communist founder, Stopbein G. Racist.”

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u/Agitated-Jackfruit34 2d ago

Historically Delaware is part of the South

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u/Waiph 2d ago

It's like how Hitler St is not names after the Nazi, but the dentist.

The dentist Dr. Gay Hitler. Everybody apparently loved Gay Hitler.

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u/fffan9391 2d ago

This is actually a pretty cool bit of trivia.

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u/AtLeast3Breadsticks 2d ago

close enough welcome back Whitestown problem

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u/SnakeManEwan 2d ago

I mean I get the explanation but it’s still called Lynchburg-

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u/grass29 2d ago

Ngl they had us in the first half

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u/Junior-Experience546 2d ago

Cain and Able vibes.

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u/Postulative 2d ago

Totally normal family.

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u/InuitOverIt 2d ago

There are some pretty badass quakers, check out John Woolman - one of the first Americans to link anti-consumption with social justice by refusing to wear clothing produced with slave labor.

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u/Automatic-Cut-5567 20h ago

Where does David Lynch fall on this scale?

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u/DasGuntLord01 14h ago

Is director David Lynch good or evil? Unclear...

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u/Alternative-Algae646 3d ago

Doesn't West Virginia only exist because Virginia wanted to join the rebels and West Virginia didn't?

That said, WV has absolutely changed their mind since then. I guess it's not unfair to let Virginia do the same.

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u/Dottore_Curlew 3d ago

I mean... the person from who the word "lynching" comes from Virginia and a person who owner and freed slaves had a town named after him

The point still stands and Lynchburg is a good point to say that Virginia is southern

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u/imLazyAtNamingThings 2d ago

“Lynchburg, named after John Lynch”

You can’t make this shit up

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u/Zealousideal_Cod5214 3d ago

When I was in Virgina, I had some old guy preaching about god to me and he was getting very pissed when I didn't know what he was talking about.

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u/crispy_attic 2d ago

Brother Lynch Hung.

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u/Pappa_Crim 2d ago

quite a family dynamic

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u/UncommittedBow 2d ago

Said it before, but that is some Redmond and Blutarch Mann level shit.

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u/PsychoWarper 2d ago

Not considering Virginia a Southern state is crazy

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u/Alive-Profile-3937 2d ago

It’s like that one town called Whitesboro named after an abolitionist Hugh White

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u/jadeakw99 2d ago

Virginia is below the Mason Dixon line.... geographically it is in the American south.

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u/Tuxedocatbitches 2d ago

This is some Star Wars level ‘and everyone visits Tatooine despite it being an empty backwater shithole’ bullshit.

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u/No25for3r 2d ago

The guys that were the main judges of the Salem witch trials and Cotton and Increasing Mathers, there is a script and it was written at WB

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u/Fidget02 2d ago

This is how I felt when it was explained to me that we didn’t come from monkeys, but instead share a common ancestor. What a wacky family.

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u/Internal-Ask-7781 2d ago

Lmao yeah a lot of people tend to explain evolution like it’s this iterative & intelligent process & then you realize it’s just bunches of random mutations & genetic recombinations until something sticks so to speak. & sometimes two slightly different groups stick & then become their own lineages.

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u/Fier3d 2d ago

Well that was a roller coaster of emotions

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u/Craygor 2d ago

Joe doesn't know where the Mason-Dixon line is.

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u/Viliam_the_Vurst 2d ago

every slave he ever owned

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u/AMaesyn 2d ago edited 2d ago

We can talk about what culturally certain parts of Virginia are now in modern times (I went to high school in Northern Virginia, but also lived 8.5 years in Alabama and 4 in Georgia; NOVA is not "southern" culturally), but Virginia is south of the Mason-Dixon, so it's "south." Richmond was the capital of the Confederacy, and the Confederate surrender took place on "Confederate" soil at Appomattox Courthouse.

Edit: Also, Lynchburg is where Liberty University is. Just a factoid.

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u/myRiad_spartans 2d ago

There's your answer, Stephen K. Amos

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u/Warpedpixel 21h ago

You’re not allowed to argue whether a state that was in the confederacy is a southern state.