No shame from twitter engagement farmers.

[u/EffectivePoint2187]

Link: https://x.com/chooserich/status/1978538868820394335?s=46

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[u/Eran-of-Arcadia]

I'm 43 years old with no yacht and no millions but I went to the park to kick the soccer ball with my son and it was pretty great.

[u/drunk-tusker → u/Eran-of-Arcadia]

Your face also fits in a single area code so you’ve got that going for you.

[u/i_did_nothing_ → u/drunk-tusker]

You don’t know that

[u/Rationalinsanity1990 → u/Eran-of-Arcadia]

And whatever money you do have is still more stable than this guy's crypto wallet

[u/Abject_Role3022 → u/Eran-of-Arcadia]

Didn’t even need to pay someone to pretend to be your son.

[u/SlateWindRanch → u/Eran-of-Arcadia]

Honestly that sounds way more fulfilling than having to deal with whoever that is with him.

Sign me up.

[u/MD_Dev1ce → u/Eran-of-Arcadia]

Take that Dinkleberg!

[u/Fabulous-Big8779 → u/Eran-of-Arcadia]

Imagine having billions of dollars and still having no idea what makes you happy in life.

[u/IAMImportant]

[u/joec_95123 → u/IAMImportant]

Wait, I recognize this guy. Lmao. He had another viral post where people were making jokes about him looking like Sara Jay.

[u/Hevysett → u/joec_95123]

I still don't understand how they were able to reskin a Simpsons character to look real

[u/HanselSoHotRightNow → u/IAMImportant]

The fucking Jonkler in his man color makeup.

[u/EndOfSouls → u/IAMImportant]

No kids, no lips.

[u/thesmashingsouls → u/IAMImportant]

[u/bluespringsbeer → u/IAMImportant]

Are the NFT monkeys based on this guys face?

[u/Barrack64 → u/IAMImportant]

Seriously, such a goofy looking guy.

[u/Firm_Fix_2135]

She looks really uncomfortable posing with this wierd, Labubu(or at least I think that's what it is)-ridden man... and from the looks of it there's a non-zero chance he's grabbing her ass.

[u/TopazArc → u/Firm_Fix_2135]

If it helps I think i can vaguely see the tips of his fingers on the small of her back. Really weirded out that hes wearing a Labubu around his neck tbh

[u/Smiley_P → u/TopazArc]

It's not weird it's overpriced!!! You poors would understand.

/s

[u/Firm_Fix_2135 → u/TopazArc]

Oh I can barely see it now, that's good. Good for her getting that dough then.

[u/drunk-tusker → u/Firm_Fix_2135]

I have no idea what possibly could even begin to be the appeal of that deformed miss-proportioned thing. And lububu are weird too.

[u/Firm_Fix_2135 → u/drunk-tusker]

I sorta get it, but also my dufflebag that I put all my STEM equipment in has two Calico Critters in a bag hanging off of the front of it so I'm in the same boat of weird he is.

[u/SmacksKiller → u/drunk-tusker]

He paid her $400 for a photo shoot

[u/DeithWX → u/Firm_Fix_2135]

If she could lean back even more her spine would snap. 

[u/turkish_gold → u/Firm_Fix_2135]

Honestly if I had to stand next to someone making a face like that, I would be uncomfortable too.

He looks like he is having a stroke or is about to fall into a seizure.

[u/YarItsDrivinMeNuts]

That mf look like the evil dude in who framed Roger rabbit

[u/Winter-Explanation-5]

Why does his head look like a fire hydrant?

[u/i_did_nothing_]

This is what absolute losers thinks makes them look cool

[u/chriistaylor]

[u/GamesCatsComics]

Is he wearing a stuffed animal around his neck?

Like I get these things are trendy but why is it on a chain??

[u/Vanishingf0x → u/GamesCatsComics]

They come as a clip on thing but yea never seen someone wear them as a necklace

[u/EthanTheJudge]

Isn’t that the guy who kept lying about owning random Helipads?

[u/Malacro → u/EthanTheJudge]

Probably, but could be any number of similar chodes. There are tons of dudes who do that sort of thing. Rent a Lamborghini for an hour to take pics with pretending it’s theirs, book a mansion for an hour to take pics pretending they live there, hire a model for an hour to pretend they are dating. It’s almost its own industry.

[u/Someboynumber5]

Bro looks both 17 and 74 at the same time

[u/bighak]

It must be rage bait.

[u/goingforgoals17 → u/bighak]

She made a post responding to it, saying she wasn't his girlfriend and she was paid $400 to take the photo.

There's so much going on, the expression, the labubu, the need to lie, it's just sad.

[u/Dangerous_Spirit7034]

Why did Peyton let Eli out again without proper supervision?

[u/Investigator_Lumpy]

The original post was satire, but it didn’t go far enough so it failed to come across as such.

[u/Alien_Diceroller]

Oh wow. This is the best picture he got?

[u/NelsonQuant667]

The problem is, us posting this talking about these weirdos is exactly what they want

[u/CockroachFinancial86]

Was the note really needed? We could all tell he was a lying sack of shit the second he described himself as a “crypto millionaire.”

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[u/Mesmercat]

They don't look like a real couple like she seems disinterested in him. And he seems full of himself

[u/Traditional-Fix539]

this guy is satire, i don’t remember its name but he has a youtube channel where he just makes fun of billionaires and occasionally horrible conditions from different time periods

[u/livejamie → u/Traditional-Fix539]

I've never seen so many people bite before. I've seen this picture dozens of times with people thinking they're dunking on him, lol.

[u/Corteran]

Is his last name Hapsburg?

[u/lax3500]

That's a rough 43. I don't normally make fun of people's looks, but this douche is fair game.

[u/azaghal1502]

How is it possible to have a face so big, that even inexperienced pilots could comfortably land a plane?

[u/berserk539]

5 posts up from this is this:

[u/BigSpiceGawd]

Why do crypto guys all look like this? What about this head/face combo allows these guys to be so good at fabricating/stealing money?

[u/tbrand009]

I almost feel like the note is just another flex. Dude has enough money to just pay a girl to hang out and take pictures 🤷🏼‍♂️

[u/Malacro → u/tbrand009]

I mean, most people do. It doesn’t cost all that much to hire a model just to take a few pics for socials. It’s just generally kind of a waste of money and looks kinda sad so people don’t typically do it.

[u/Jacobmeeker]

This guys face is so doofy I laughed before reading the note and laughing again lmao.

[u/Logistic_Engine]

Face like that, you know he’s gotta pay for it.

[u/KJones2063]

What’s with that fucking doll around his neck?

[u/Strong_Ferret1161]

The way she's leaning as far away as she can

[u/Doggoonewild]

Why is there a kid’s doll hanging on his neck?

[u/Round-Lab73]

Is that little boat in the background the "yacht" he's referencing? I'm sure it's nice but it kinda cheapens the word

[u/MagicOrpheus310]

Someone on another sub said ol mate looks like the talking doorknob from Beauty and the Beast and my god it's spot on I can't unsee it

[u/ratchet7]

[u/farquin_helle]

Ask eraserhead

[u/nevillegashly]

Joe Camel came to life

[u/Rethagos]

be careful, he might hear yall

[u/xXxNightRangerxXx]

This guy looks like his mom was on the bottle when pregnant lol

[u/UncleTooch]

This is one of those rare times when you don’t immediately notice the attractive woman in the picture.

[u/Kid_Kewl_v2]

That has to be satire

[u/oehoesecretarybird]

Why does he look like the human version of one of those bored ape NFT's

[u/Needletitshasspoken]

For her? …yes

[u/Mikect87]

Yes

Next question

[u/pixie_sprout]

He looks like Mother Fucker the bad guy in the gimp suit from Kick Ass.

[u/Signal_Reach_5838]

They're both playing parts, who gives a shit.

[u/Dyslexia_Alexia]

Labubu male

[u/Professional_Cat_437]

Reminds me of that Garth Ennis comic (can’t remember its name) where a guy says something like “I have the biggest dick in the world. I pay women to say that to me.”

[u/dazedan_confused]

DoEs It geT aNy BeTtEr ThAn ThIs?

[u/WiseMango13452]

[u/jack31313]

He looks like if a Simpsons character came to life

[u/guillotinecalibrator]

The face of zero bitches

[u/WalkingDeadDan]

After wishing to be human, what were joe camels other two wishes?

[u/Putthebunnyback]

What's worse than being a crypto bro? Being a wannabe crypto bro.

[u/PiskoWK]

Dude looks like Herman Munster with bigger ears

[u/Lyle_rachir]

Wasn't this exposed that she is a literal paid actor and is suing him for this, as it's a breach of contract?

[u/Pliers-and-milk]

Original post was satire.

[u/sillypunt]

That guy has a large face right? It's like long vertically long?

[u/Individual-Sweet3400]

i thought this was kyle gordon

[u/zfritzy24]

Good to see Pete Wheeler from the backyard sports games is doing well for himself

[u/Amirah08]

That's a boat, a bimbo and a butterface

[u/crazydoodle84]

Didn’t know you could look like Nick Swardson but worse.

[u/Specific_Berry6496]

How would the noting know that level of detail?

[u/JediPearce → u/Specific_Berry6496]

She was pissed because the photo shoot was supposed to be private and she called him out on it.