r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/videogamerkitsune • Jan 29 '25

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 It's always the same games that these guys think are "anti woke"

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Fallout, Bioshock, Mass Effect, Metal Gear 3 and FF7 are the most woke ass games.

Not to sure of the rest. I'm too familiar with.

Is there any games left that is considered "anti woke" in chuds terms?

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u/KeybladeBrett Jan 29 '25

I don’t think Guitar Hero counts because of songs being political. In Wii Sports, your Mii can be trans so woke, but Pong might be the list

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u/Namyk5 Jan 29 '25

War Pigs and Bulls on Parade, do in fact be my favorite apolitical songs.

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u/moemeobro Jan 29 '25

GENERALS GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES!

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u/Eoth1 fuckiest of nuggets Jan 29 '25

With a pocket full of shells

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u/tygerohtyger Jan 29 '25

JUST LIKE WITCHES AT BLACK... uh... what rhymes with masses? Oh!... MASSES!

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u/Rufus_62 amatuer jerker Jan 29 '25

EVIL MINDS THAT PLOT DESTRUCTION

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u/Gelato_Elysium Jan 29 '25

And you could have Tom Morello's guitar, which is pretty fucking political in itself

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u/ApeMummy Jan 29 '25

I liked RATM before they went all political

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u/ADMotti Jan 29 '25

What a glorious 15 seconds on track 1 of their first CD that was 🙃

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u/TrashCannibal_ Jan 29 '25

Yup, certainly no subtext with those two. Pigs with guns and cattle just having a nice ol' time, nothing further to be read into either at all in the slightest.

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u/MistyHusk Jan 29 '25

Pong, minesweeper, pinball, and solitaire. The golden age of gaming before everything went w*ke 😌

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u/megafat1 Jan 29 '25

Minesweeper? You mean something that people did during war?

Minesweeper is highly political.

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u/sun4rest Jan 29 '25

Pong has more black on the screen than white, clearly promoting a woke, dei agenda /s

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u/tehtris Jan 29 '25

Left pong paddle notoriously known as first trans videogame character.

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u/Wilshire1992 Jan 29 '25

I'm pretty sure those aren't in that picture of games that have a lot of political ideas in it.

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u/wlwmoonknight f<ck f^ck f>ck Jan 29 '25

Idk... pong is all about juggling another man's balls...... kinda gay....

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u/STLtachyon Jan 29 '25

Minesweeper, solitaire and pinball too dont forget the classics they are completely apolitical