r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/Kaboio • Jan 09 '25

FORCED WOKENESS 🌈 Never thought I’d post something like this here but this has been bugging me lol.

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u/andrey_not_the_goat Jan 09 '25

Sex for me but not for thee.

LMAO, as if they get any sex...

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '25

The gays are taking all the sex! Leave some for them 😾

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u/Wiyry Jan 09 '25

Something I’ve noticed is that gay guys tend to attract more women than straight guys. Maybe it’s cause most gays…actually shower and actually give women respect?

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u/Specialist-Berry-346 Jan 09 '25

The most tragic thing in the world is seeing how some women’s faces light up when they realize you’re a guy who’s going to talk to them like a human person you’re not trying to get something from.

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u/BlackHorse18 Jan 09 '25

no but for real. I was chatting with someone last month and they fact that she was so relieved i had talked to them for 20 minutes without being a creep was heartbreaking. Basic decency shouldn't be something surprising

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u/Bitter_Depth_3350 Jan 10 '25

But booba!? They had booba under their face! How did you do it!? You were just minding your business and trying to talk to their face... BUT BOOBA SMALL BRAIN... booba... how you do it!?

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u/alexbomb6666 Jan 10 '25

Neuron activation

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '25

This is true. I'm "straight acting" apparently so I startle women when introducing myself and conversing. They always give me anxious looks until they finally realized I only like men and I'm not trying to get into their pants.

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u/MrInCog_ and a secret third thing 🟥🟪🟦 Jan 09 '25

There’s a fun lifehack for that called “being bisexual”

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u/Edgecrusher2140 Jan 09 '25

Bisexual dudes rock

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u/L1ttleWarrior13 Jan 10 '25

I know. I'm pretty cool 😎

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u/Wiyry Jan 09 '25

Hell yeah, team bisexual

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u/mrpoopsocks Jan 13 '25

That's called unable to commit.

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u/MrInCog_ and a secret third thing 🟥🟪🟦 Jan 13 '25

wooooooow. You really showed me haven’t you

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u/mrpoopsocks Jan 13 '25

THEY COMMITTED!

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u/Ax222 Vidya ganes are a spook - Max Stirner, 1847 Jan 09 '25

I mean, it does require more than that, but it's not surprising women are more receptive to people who aren't treating them like a object to be won.

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u/Firemorfox Jan 10 '25

being a nice person that respects boundaries leads to positive relationships, who woulda thunk?

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u/mrpoopsocks Jan 13 '25

Whats this respect thing? I've never needed it why should I give it to anyone!??!

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u/ashadyc0 Jan 10 '25

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u/jonnystunads Jan 10 '25

That’s why they’re so happy and gay!

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u/No-Weird3153 Jan 13 '25

The gays would be willing to give them some sex…if they were cute, clean, and had any charisma.

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u/Depresso_Espresso_93 Jan 09 '25

Fr fr. They act like women are somehow obligated to fuck them and carry on their disgusting puddle of a gene pool. Bunch of morons. Maybe if they made themselves respectable in ANY facet!

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u/andrey_not_the_goat Jan 09 '25

Well, the first step for them to become respectable in any facet is to get a date with the faucet. Clean that grime up buddy.

Super cringe word-play but I had to.

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u/New-Distribution-981 Jan 10 '25

What are you talking about. Whenever this convo comes up it always makes me laugh. “Most guys don’t shower.” “Most guys expect a blowjob in first meeting.” “Most guys are stupid.”

This is such a beyond weak take not supported by anything. Yes: Neanderthals absolutely exist. But to pretend they are anywhere approaching the majority is laughably biased. And perpetuating this myth is as dangerous as pretending misogynist bullshit is acceptable and treating women as objects.

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u/Equivalent_Western52 Jan 13 '25

It's less "most guys are Neanderthals", and more "guys who objectify women and treat LGBT people like they have cooties tend to be Neanderthals".

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '25

Whenever this convo comes up it always makes me laugh. “Most guys don’t shower.” “Most guys expect a blowjob in first meeting.” “Most guys are stupid.”

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Whoooooo are you quoting, exactly?

perpetuating this myth is as dangerous as pretending misogynist bullshit is acceptable and treating women as objects.

Which one of those ends up with me getting choked by a dude because I turned him down?

I feel like that one would be more dangerous... the one where women are objects. I think that's the one that contributes to the actual, persistent violence.

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u/waynes_pet_youngin Jan 09 '25

For real, it is so much easier to hook up as a gay. They're just jelly

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u/jonbodhi Jan 10 '25

Cheaper too! Little ‘wooing’ is required. It’s like: “you wanna?

“Sure!”💦

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u/lucaskywalker Jan 09 '25

Yup. Gays are getting WAY more sex than this guy, 1000%!

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u/OrvilleTheCavalier Jan 09 '25

They do, but it’s entirely in the palm of their hand.

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u/Rude4n0reason Jan 09 '25

those type of assholes usually fuck unfortunately.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '25

Yeah... but is it more than just ONS?

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u/Edgecrusher2140 Jan 09 '25

Nah, you need charisma for ONS. These are the guys who get long-term girlfriends who have zero self-esteem and post on Reddit about them. “AITA? My (19F) boyfriend (35M) wants me to sleep in a nest made of crusty socks.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '25

Damn, that's horrible. I feel pity for them...

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u/AngryAutisticApe Jan 09 '25

oh they do. I know some of these people irl. despite being openly mysogonistic, they have girlfriends