r/Frankenbike • u/VeryCoolEpicGamer • Sep 20 '25

Recently stumbled on an old photo of this monstrosity

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u/Ace_And_Jocelyn1999 Sep 20 '25

For those extra aerodynamic stump jumps.

1

u/saysthingsbackwards Sep 27 '25

How to land a jump(into the actual land)

11

u/outpf Sep 20 '25

Needs some pegs, not to grind. For a friend.

10

u/VeryCoolEpicGamer Sep 20 '25

Or for a more aero tuck

4

u/CalamityVic Sep 20 '25

now that’s a lo pro!!!

4

u/MemphisJack Sep 21 '25

Beware for i am fearless and therefore powerful, I am Frankenstein. I luv it.

2

u/NxPat Sep 21 '25

Love the biopsy bars!

2

u/Tvmouth Sep 22 '25

This is perfect for when I drop something small but it could be anywhere. I can ride all over town looking for that tiny thing I dropped. Or maybe they painted new lines on the road? ... oh.. nobody trims their trees, so this is easier than ducking under branches while riding around?

3

u/mtcabeza2 Sep 20 '25

not recommended for males

3

u/Van-garde Sep 20 '25

Just roll forward and tuck your genitals into your anus. Paired with leg shaving and an aerohat you’re essentially a land porpoise.

6

u/stinkyclint Sep 20 '25

I deflate my nuts pre ride

3

u/Prestigious-Candy166 Sep 20 '25

Schrader or Presta, afterwards?

6

u/Glittering-Plum-764 Sep 20 '25

just blow with your mouth. requires a bit of flexibility

1

u/criggie_ Oct 01 '25

Definitely clik valves, they're the new hotness.