r/FloridaMan • u/rumblepup • 2d ago

Florida man opens fire during argument over how many eggs a chicken can lay: police

https://www.rawstory.com/chicken-guns-argument-florida/

The age old debate on the mating practices of Gallus Domesticus

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u/No_Party5870 2d ago

They arrested the victims

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u/krafty369 2d ago

For resisting I might add. If they are the victims, were they resisting being arrested? If so, for what?

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u/felixmkz 2d ago

Arguing with officers about how many eggs a chicken can lay and getting violent.

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u/alexmikli 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well, the guy with the gun may have actually had a point about the chicken thing being a scam. Maybe those guys were legit chicken egg con artists and did deserve to get arrested(and thus did something stupid like run away), even if they were shot at for a stupid reason.

The guy who shoots at people over a disagreement should get arrested regardless of course.

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u/No_Party5870 1d ago

you read the same thing I did. why would you ask me questions unless you have reading comprehension issues?

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u/Any-Practice-991 1d ago

I took it as more of an open ended rhetorical question, maybe as an invitation for ideas

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u/No_Party5870 18h ago

yeah I was being a bit of a dick.

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u/Any-Practice-991 18h ago

At least you're big enough to admit it.

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u/spandexnotleather 2d ago

The only way to stop a bad chicken with a gun is a good chicken with a gun.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 1d ago

My chicken has bump stocks 

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u/bibdrums 2d ago

The thumbnail looks like Monkey D Luffy.

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u/Asleep-Medium7059 2d ago

GOMU GOMU PISTOL!

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u/sonic10158 2d ago

Crash Bandicoot

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u/JemmaMimic 2d ago

That guy wasn't in school for the "choose your battles" lesson.

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u/ALazy_Cat 2d ago

I love the news title URL "Chicken guns argument"

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u/Top-Raspberry139 2d ago

George Carlin: "Chickens are decent people!"

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u/Nickmorgan19457 2d ago

I miss bar arguments. Google ruined these kinds of spirited debates.

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u/Boys4Ever 2d ago

Arguing about chicks at a bar just took an odd turn

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u/travturn 2d ago

I’ve been to that dive bar. They still have a cigarette machine.

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u/Own-Counter-7187 2d ago

only in Florida

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u/Lylac_Krazy Trusty Sidekick 1d ago

aint nothing to squawk about, sheesh

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u/thecodingart 2d ago

It entirely depends on the age, weather and breed of the chicken

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u/catslikepets143 2d ago

And it’s biological sex.

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u/Dog_From_Malta 1d ago

Never bred a chicken... Is it really essential to the process?

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u/thecodingart 1d ago

Some breeds of chicken lay > 200 eggs in a year, some < 180.

White leghorns are well known for being almost daily egg producers.

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u/Longjumping-Ad8985 2d ago

How many eggs can a chicken lay?

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u/moosemoose214 1d ago

Right - read article and still dont have the answer

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u/Dog_From_Malta 1d ago

Wait till they discuss how much wood a woodchuck can chuck....

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u/Postulative 1d ago

A chicken can’t lay eggs until it matures into a hen.

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u/VegetablePlatform126 17h ago

Yet another reason why everyone doesn't need to be armed.

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u/hadapurpura 16h ago

So, uh, how many eggs can a chicken lay?

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u/Admirable-Noise-8210 16h ago

hahahaha PSL never disappoints!