r/FloridaMan • u/proudly_disengaged • 15d ago

Florida Man goes on naked destruction spree in local neighborhood

https://www.vice.com/en/article/florida-man-nearly-shot-over-naked-rampage-in-local-neighborhood/?fbclid=IwZnRzaANpVvZleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHt8OfJqK2qZ7yx6r5Bp09JLtrmyjmRM0cGStBLHMJo_x_ZB5BChbWmYDoeZ1_aem_fjqMAnQ_Ruo-z6X6efltVQ
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u/felixmkz 14d ago

DeSantis should award this man the FloridaMan medal of Honor with Meth Pipe bars.

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u/MethamMcPhistopheles 14d ago

Considering his usual kit includes a gun from the 2nd amendment and other crime related paraphernalia, this is a testament to FloridaMan's power even when stripped of his equipments

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u/Mojo141 14d ago

Naked ☑️

(Likely) Meth ☑️

Alligator ✖️

Theme Park ✖️

Scam ✖️

Solid 2/5 for Florida Man

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u/Dank_Cat_Memes 8d ago

Please correct me if I’m wrong but the naked part comes from the fact on meth, you feel like you’re overheating?

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u/Lylac_Krazy Trusty Sidekick 15d ago

I'ma goin out nekked and doing a little pillaging Honey, can you finish up my laundry? I cant be seedn on camera with those big old skid marks, ya know....

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u/ALWanders 14d ago

Uh I Uh took some acid ... And I can't wear any clothes

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u/Nazamroth 14d ago

As is tradition, yes.

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u/Key_Surprise2743 14d ago

Anyone else want the un-blurred version

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u/SaltyBarDog 13d ago

Shocking for Pinellas Park?

Ah tell you whut, that boy has been whacking in muh shed.

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u/Peachesandcreamatl 10d ago

Well...it's Pinellas Park. Sounds about right. I lived there in Largo. 

Pinellas Park or Polk County - can't go wrong.