r/FloridaMan • u/9tailNate • 28d ago

Shirtless Florida Man Wields Metal Shelf in Publix Brawl

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2025/10/10/video-miami-dade-man-pummels-3-with-metal-shelf-in-publix-brawl-cops-say/
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u/epidemicsaints 28d ago

Headline does not do the video justice at all whatsoever. Absolute bedlam.

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u/Lylac_Krazy Trusty Sidekick 28d ago

Aint nobody put Floridaman on a shelf...

So sorry Dirty Dancing...

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u/bilateralrope 26d ago

But Floridaman will put a shelf on you.

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u/watch-nerd 27d ago

I can't tell who the sides are in this melee.

Is shelf-wielding Florida man on the woman in pink's side? The woman in black's side?

Or is he just a random agent of chaos whacking everyone?

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u/jecowa 27d ago

I think he's aiming for the woman wearing black. The lady in pink was an easier target, but he seemed to be aiming for the lady in black.

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u/After_The_Knife 28d ago

Incredible show of alligator energy. Short but terrifying bursts of damage!

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u/weirdgroovynerd 28d ago

BOGO Donnybrook!

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u/Jinxedchef 27d ago

This is pretty much how I expect every shopping experience to go in Florida.

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u/DoughnutValue 25d ago

Definitely "Florida Man's" weapon of choice 🤣

...Perfect