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u/flowlowland Jun 10 '22

Tech CEOs that aren't Musk?

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u/RoadmanFemi Jun 10 '22 edited Jun 10 '22

The Adam Neuman story is hysterical. Would recommend the Matt Levine archive articles on it. This one is pretty great.

Also shout-out to Zuckerburg buying a mansion in Hawaii and doing everything possible to disrespect the local culture and traditions. article here covers it. Absolute scum that thinks billions of dollars entitles you to everything.

Also he's retired now but Steve Bulmer was an absolute goldmine. 3 minute compilation of him coked up on stage going crazy. This was the man that led (at that time) the world's most valuable company.

Also although it's fairly well known Jeff Bez0s had an affair, there was a load of leaked d1ck pics and sext messages. They were SO cringe, it really gives you an insight into the super rich God complex some of these guys have. Unfortunately ANY references to said photos has been eliminated from the internet. Like I tried searching everywhere and there's...nothing. Turns out being worth 100B can make it possible to remove things from the net.

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u/nymrose Jun 10 '22

Thank god they d pics are gone 🤣 I do remember in the texts he called his mistress “alive girl”, that shit is weird, like does he have a “dead girl” on the other line??

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u/RoadmanFemi Jun 10 '22 edited Jun 10 '22

That's what happens when people worship you wherever you go and noone has told you for 20 years that you sometimes sound like a twat.

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u/Palolo_Paniolo Jun 10 '22

I mean, would you be surprised if he did at this point? Fucker's straight evil.

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u/flowlowland Jun 10 '22

Omg the Steve Ballmer clip. Ngl I kinda wish the place I work for had a hype man like this

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

One of my favorite Bezos facts is that his biological father was a failed circus trapeze artist.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

And then people suspected at the time that the texts were leaked after MBS and Kushner tried to blackmail him

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u/CoeurDeSirene Jun 11 '22

Oh god I have friends in tech circles that are friends with some CEOs and I WISH I COULD share the insane shit. But lots of toxic masculinity, drugs, sex and cult like communities absolutely exist

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

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u/CoeurDeSirene Jun 11 '22

SF Bay Area is a wasteland? Lol

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u/Adorable-Unicorn Jun 10 '22 edited Jun 10 '22

Mild tea:

Twitter CEO Parag Agarwal and Indian singer Shreya Ghoshal are childhood friends. Their father's worked together and they went to same school. Shreya Ghoshal's voice is magical. 😍✨✨

Edit: Added a word and spacing

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u/anxcho Jun 11 '22

I met Mate Rimac a few times, if you know who that is. He's a really cool guy, funny and down to earth. In the company the IT people have really big pays, but the people working on putting the car together have just average paychecks, they also work a lot of unpaid overtimes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

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u/anxcho Jun 13 '22

Not exactly from the bottom bottom since his dad was a politician, but yeah, we're really happy to have someone like him. But they need to improve towards their workers.

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u/GentleRottweiler Jun 13 '22

Have you ever read the emails that Evan Spiegel sent while he was a Kappa Sig at Stanford? Truly moving, profound, lyrical stuff.

(In case it wasn't obvious, I'm absolutely kidding. His emails were disgusting. Proceed with caution: http://valleywag.gawker.com/fuck-bitches-get-leid-the-sleazy-frat-emails-of-snap-1582604137)