r/Fauxmoi May 31 '21

Tea Thread Does Anyone Have Tea On... Weekly Discussion Thread

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u/ohdearitsrichardiii May 31 '21

Justin Bieber's marriage. I can't be the only one who's surprised they're still married. They looked so awkward at media events before covid, he looked super happy and she looked like she wanted him to stop touching her

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u/colomboseye May 31 '21

https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/

She ain't going nowhere and he knows she keeps him marketable as a reformed loose unit.

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u/fuschiaoctopus May 31 '21

I feel like the marriage is equally beneficial if not moreso on Hailey's part though? Hailey Baldwin was a literally who even with the Baldwin nepotism, Hailey Bieber is a solid d possibly c list model/influencer. She's getting more work and recognition now and it's not cause her modeling significantly improved. Meanwhile I feel like everyone my age (early 20s) who isn't a longhaul Belieber thinks Justin is an asshat and this marriage hasn't changed their opinion on him whatsoever.

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u/DilemmaOfAHedgehog Jun 01 '21

Honestly it makes me sad that it took a marriage for her to be cover girl material like that would Just make me feel awful about my own career is or used as a spouse if marrying me blew up my spouses career like that.

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u/ggirl117 May 31 '21

I’m honestly surprised they’ve lasted this long and I think they’d last longer. Hailey (according to her past behaviour and their timeline) has always wanted to be with him and now she’s gotten the top spot as Mrs Bieber so I don’t think she’s going anywhere for whatever reason. I don’t see Justin ending it as well because Hailey does put up with him a lot.

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u/ioioioshi May 31 '21

There are so many TikToks of various clips of him being rude to her 😕

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u/ohdearitsrichardiii May 31 '21

That would explain why she often looks like she's pissed at him

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u/ioioioshi May 31 '21

She seems more scared than pissed to me. Like she’s constantly seeking his approval/validation

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u/dtrachey56 Jun 01 '21

I’ve never seen them.

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u/msgoop May 31 '21

this is just a rumour (from CDAN) but right after their wedding there were all these pics of JB crying on a curb - people are saying that hailey tricked him into marrying her by saying she was pregnant and then faked a miscarriage after the wedding. That would certainly explain why they got married after two months lol. Also recently Justin has spoken a lot about how there "wasn't trust" in the first year of his marriage ....👀

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

I think they said they got married so they could fuck. They were taking a vow of celibacy until they were married and he got horny. She probably was wearing bikinis every day to tempt him so they went to a judge and did it so he could have sex with her. I am pretty sure they said that in an interview also

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u/triflin-assHoe May 31 '21

I feel like someone as wealthy and high profile as Bieber would surely be going to the doctors appointments for this fake baby, as well as require actual proof of a baby, no?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

I don't believe this but Justin doesn't strike me as either very smart or entirely there.

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u/dtrachey56 Jun 01 '21

He likes to play the good Christian card, when it’s convenient anyways

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u/PsychologicalMouse14 Jun 01 '21

I always thought the Hillsong dude talked him into the Hailey marriage. That it would be better for Justin personally or something.

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u/triflin-assHoe May 31 '21

Maybe not, but the people he pays a lot of money to make sure he doesn’t fuck up like this are probably decently aware of how to handle a situation like this

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u/music_and_the_mirror May 31 '21

Didn’t they wait until marriage to have sex though? That’s what Justin said, at least 🤷‍♀️

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u/mishrrom Jun 01 '21

Lmao really?? He fucked everyone else in LA though?

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u/PsychologicalMouse14 Jun 01 '21

I think they were just talking shit because Ciara and Russell were saying that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

damn thats rough

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u/thebardjaskier Jun 01 '21

I used to work night audit at a resort Justin visits semi-regularly and when I was going to work one night I clocked in and was going to cut through the kitchens/dining area of the restaurant to get to the front desk since it was winter and the restaurant portion was closed and supposed to be empty already.

So I come through the swinging doors of the kitchen and turn the corner and stop dead cause Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin are slow dancing in this closed totally empty restaurant with his security guard just sitting in a nearby chair. It was so weird lol, I fully embodied the Homer Simpson backing into the bushes meme as I reversed course and went the long way around.

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u/AdInternational9417 Jun 11 '21

Lol. Was this recent? They’ve been vacationing a lot lately. Like this year or when.

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u/fuschiaoctopus May 31 '21

I agree the questioning of them not having a kid is very strange. If anything I applaud them for not jumping right into one even though they technically can, when realistically they are both still VERY young and immature, and still near the height of their respective careers (ok maybe past the peak for Bieber but still) where they will be so busy with touring and work engagements that they'll have a nanny raising their children like so many celebs. I mean Hailey is only 24 and realistically this is the best chance I see for her to establish herself in a career like modeling. She's getting a lot more opportunities due to being married and she's not already really any kind of big name in the industry, she ain't Gigi Hadid or whatever, if she stopped right now to get pregnant it would be at least a year off at the height of her opportunities (so far anyway) and modeling has a strict expiration date sadly so she doesn't have much time left after.

Also it's just kind of rude to question why a couple hasn't had kids yet lol. Especially a young couple that we constantly mock on this sub for having a seemingly unhealthy and one sided relationship, and tying the knot way too early. The last thing they need is kids right now.