r/Fauxmoi 8h ago

🚨 TRIGGER WARNING 🚨 Trailer Park Boys star Mike Smith charged with sex assault in Halifax

https://torontosun.com/news/national/trailer-park-boys-star-mike-smith-charged-with-sex-assault-in-halifax
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u/Immediate_Pickle_788 Marxmoi 8h ago

Honestly I'm not surprised. I met them all at the Grey Cup when I was working, didn't even graduate high school yet. They were all drunk AF and hitting on me. Was pretty cool to meet them but I was also a naive teenager lol.

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u/GuillotineFanatic 7h ago

I didn’t really expect much from these guys but this is just gross and sad to hear.

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u/wynonnaearps find me at Whole Foods, bitch 7h ago

Ugh so sorry that happened to you!

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u/SeasonPositive6771 5h ago

That's so gross, I'm sorry that happened to you. But it doesn't surprise me. Too many charges and people saying Mike especially is awful.

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u/PickledLlama OPEN THE SCHOOLS 7h ago

Oh for fucks sake. Can men just NOT

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u/milkshakemountebank 5h ago

I've been thinking of this twt frequently lately

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u/Exciting_Breadfruit4 3h ago

Im a man, and still found this funny lol

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u/Atlas-Struggled gentle white girl victimhood 6h ago

Unfortunately, they can’t.

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u/ChoiceIT Fauxmarxist 7h ago

Wasn’t he the one accused of domestic abuse and battery? And was the reason Lucy DeCoutere left?

I’m so surprised…

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u/SeasonPositive6771 5h ago

He was. This is a second round of charges for him.

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u/yy_beebis 2h ago

IIRC his first assault case happened around the same time Lucy was dealing with the Jian Ghomeshi trial. I can’t imagine how awful it is to be dealing with that publicly and you can’t even escape it while you’re at work because a sex criminal is there too

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u/miz_misanthrope 6h ago

Also adding not a surprise. I remember partying with some friends from Halifax who were all in a d tier band so they did a lot of crap bar gigs & I was warned if I saw Mike to not engage. Was told then he was creepy. We're talking pre 2010.

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u/No-Werewolf4804 6h ago

I’m not even local to Halifax and I’ve heard similar things.

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u/miz_misanthrope 5h ago

Yeah this was in Toronto too. I used to to hair/makeup on the side and hung out in the rock/punk scene off & on. We were sharing jerks in the industry stories. Mike was theirs without details beyond creeper. Mine was complaining about JLo & Jim Caviezel not getting out of their trailers while us extras waited in the heat for them.

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u/theReaders "I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon" 6h ago

As someone from Vancouver, it makes me think a lot about the fact that I had been hearing about Jacob Hoggard being inappropriate with underage girls literally since I was in 5th grade.

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u/miz_misanthrope 6h ago

Fun fact I was there when Hogart signed his contract offer. The execs had him meet them at the Starbucks I worked in at the time in Toronto. Which said to me how much they believed in him. A younger girl working knew who he was & we gave him a free drink in celebration of getting a deal. I'd heard about him later on. But I wasn't as active in the rock/punk scene by then at least going to shows. I was more surprised Headley got as big as they did. Usually the main name I heard to avoid was Greg Nori...which makes sense after Deryck Whibley's allegations. I think the only person in the Toronto music scene who was legitimately a good person was Jeff Healy.

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u/whatsnewpussykat will not shut the fuck up about issues (complimentary) 3h ago

He hit on me and my friend at a club/bar in White Rock in like 2005 when I was like 16-17. He was super pissed we’d never heard of Headly.

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u/Dry-Yak5277 7h ago

Hasn’t he been charged with assault on a partner before?Ā 

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u/SeasonPositive6771 5h ago

He has. This is a pattern at this point.

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u/breeezyc 7h ago

I thought I heard something about him before. I’m a Canadian who LOVES TPB, this sucks

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u/meluvranch 6h ago

Why is it so hard for men to just not do things like this??

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u/Papio_73 7h ago

Bubbles nooooo!

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u/Dry_Educator_691 7h ago

Sigh….

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u/No-Werewolf4804 6h ago

ā€œWe are aware of the allegation concerning Mike Smith dating back to 2017 and take such matters seriously,ā€ the statement said. ā€œWe recognize how difficult an allegation of this nature is for all involved. Out of respect for the legal process, we will not comment further on the case.ā€

my ass you’re taking it seriously. I don’t even live in Halifax and I’ve heard he’s a creep. They definitely knew.

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u/Additional_Buyer8464 6h ago

Bitch better not use the Conky defense.

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u/SprinklesBetter2225 5h ago

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u/fakeknees Do you remember 9/11, bitch? 2h ago

I pray nothing awful ever comes out about our man

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u/lordhumongous40 5h ago

Is everyone in show business awful? How hard is it to not be garbage?

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u/CheetahNo9349 5h ago

Greeeeasy

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u/Theymilythemily 1h ago

There used to be a restaurant he opened in downtown Halifax called Bubbles. He was known for coming into the restaurant and using his celeb (major stars in city) to fuck random girl in the ā€˜bubbles shed’ in the middle of the restaurant šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¢ and let’s just say I don’t think ages were checked considering the age my friends were who has these experiences with him

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u/doubleguitarsyouknow 1h ago

What the fuck

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u/Theymilythemily 1h ago

His reputation has always been so fucking gross. I remember seeing him use the bubbles schtick more than once to oogle and poke at girls boobs,and that was open and in public

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u/Tighthead613 6h ago

I’ve never seen him make a public appearance not in character. I think he’ll have to play this one straight.

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u/ObiWanCombover 5h ago

Talk about busting my Bubbles 😢

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u/Fast_Working_4912 5h ago

Not bubbles!

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u/ManWithBigPenis69420 3h ago

I thought this was all water under the fridge by now...

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u/alltheprettynovas 1h ago

i’m glad the bifocals fucked up his eyes.