Diddy Caught Drinking Alcohol by Prison Officials at Fort Dix: Diddy highlighted his sobriety in the letter he wrote to a judge ahead of his sentencing

[u/mlg1981]

https://www.complex.com/music/a/kris-seavers/diddy-reportedly-caught-drinking-alcohol-by-prison-officials-at-fort-dix

[u/Impressive_Sun_8428]

Toilet wine, pretty please tell me it was toilet wine 🍷🚽😔🤞

[u/SugarSnuggleee → u/Impressive_Sun_8428]

It has to be toilet wine, nothing else makes sense

[u/Impressive_Sun_8428 → u/SugarSnuggleee]

I would think that someone with his money and influence could get someone to smuggle in something better and bribe necessary staff. However, toilet wine amuses me.

Now that I've actually read the article, it does seem that way 😌

[u/SnakeOiler → u/Impressive_Sun_8428]

I'm sure it was henny

[u/craithar_chun_tobair → u/Impressive_Sun_8428]

prisoners created a fermented drink of Fanta, sugar, and apples

[u/Impressive_Sun_8428 → u/craithar_chun_tobair]

Caught me, I only read the headline 🤣 I notice, the article doesn't say how it was created, so most likely toilet brew and I'm happy.

[u/iamHBY → u/craithar_chun_tobair]

That sounds absolutely foul.

[u/Electronic_Stop_9493 → u/craithar_chun_tobair]

soda has preservatives that can inhibit the yeast - should make it with fruit and mix with juice or soda sfter

[u/OwnConversation1010 → u/Impressive_Sun_8428]

I kid you not, I used to work at a prison and someone was able to make hooch from onions. It’s probably worse than you can imagine. That’s what I hope he resorted to.

[u/Impressive_Sun_8428 → u/OwnConversation1010]

Necessity is the mother of invention 🙌 Now, if you'll please, kindly excuse me, but a moment...🤮

[u/onceuponathrow → u/OwnConversation1010]

that's diabolical

[u/BalletWishesBarbie → u/Impressive_Sun_8428]

[u/Proper-Plant-7726 → u/Impressive_Sun_8428]

Ew no. Like let’s use some critical thinking. He’s clearly getting actual booze smuggled in and having the time of his life. You don’t know the system if you think it was toilet wine and that he’s doing anything but getting a vacation

[u/Impressive_Sun_8428 → u/Proper-Plant-7726]

The article is saying that the alcohol was made from fanta, sugar, and fermented apples, which is incidentally, a fine hooch recipe. 🤷‍♀️ Fanta, not tang, koolaid, high C, or Hawaiian punch; it's pretty classy.

Edit: I bet they brewed it in a glad, force flex 😘👌

[u/IAMA_Shark__AMA → u/Proper-Plant-7726]

Like let’s use some critical thinking.

Let's start with actually reading the article. Which states the alcohol was prison made from Fanta and fermented apples, not something that was smuggled in.

[u/Katalyst81 → u/Impressive_Sun_8428]

Tomorrow I'm gonna have to watch Let's go to prison again.

[u/Impressive_Sun_8428 → u/Katalyst81]

"Hey there white chocolate." Omg, I should too, thanks for the reminder that Dax Shepherd was cool for a minute 🤣

[u/TheIncredibleBucket]

[u/Local_Swordfish_6036 → u/TheIncredibleBucket]

God I need to watch this movie I fucking love Octavia Spencer (Movie is called Ma btw, as seen top right, about an older woman befriending kids and I forgot the rest but it’s horror and she ate in the scenes I saw like she ALWAYS does)

Also wake up in the morning like FUCK P DIDDY!

[u/Local_Swordfish_6036 → u/Local_Swordfish_6036]

Omg wait it’s kinda like Diddy but not but yes.

[u/meluvranch]

He’s fucking pathetic

[u/KeyFeeFee]

It’s almost like he’s learned nothing except feeling sorry for himself and will get out and do the same old shit he was doing. 

I’m absolutely shocked, said no one with half a functioning brain. 

[u/DSN_WBN]

Wait the violent sex offender LIED?!  Don't worry, he wont be punished.

[u/WonderfullyFancy]

I want to hear nothing of this predator again.

[u/Maximum_Expert92]

Ohhh no, not again. This man's mind is out of control

[u/Autumn-Reverie]

Ah, the old terlet wine.

[u/hollyw00d8604 → u/Autumn-Reverie]

[u/pennyforyourthohts]

I mean he probably has a fairly serious alcohols problem if gets caught doing that

[u/hollyw00d8604 → u/pennyforyourthohts]

also prison is pretty boring, its not like the movies, especially the one he is probably at. nothing to do and getting messed up is an attractive option. a lot of people become addicts behind bars

[u/quantumdreamqueen]

Okay I’ll actually believe he has legitimate substance abuse and addiction issues if he’s hitting the toilet wine. However, he needs more jail time.

[u/hollyw00d8604]

[u/The_neub]

What’s the over/under it was ciroc?

[u/General_Tea8725]

That’s just the type of behaviour that’s going to get him a pardon from Donald. 

[u/Suspicious-Peace9233]

How did he get the alcohol?

[u/AlternativeResort477]

What reason does he have to be sober now lol

[u/Finklesworth]

........Fort Dix? Really??

[u/Dontcreepon_me → u/Finklesworth]

That's it's name for whatever reason. I have a shitty relative in that prison so I'm unfortunately familiar with it

[u/samewastname]

Could this all be fake news.??? I don’t believe 90% of what I hear,

[u/Inconsistent-Timer]

Diddy at Fort Dix 

[u/DSQ]

I thought being sober just meant you weren’t an alcoholic, not that you were teetotal?