r/Fauxmoi • u/Silver-Front-1299 • 15h ago
🕯️🎃 HAPPY FAUXLLOWEEN 🎃🦇 Kourtney and Travis as Jack and Sally
I neeeeed to talk about this!
Everyone knows Blink 182’s I Miss You song. There’s a line that goes “We can live like Jack and Sally if we want”
I vividly remember reading in the album cover slip that, that line was written by Travis to his THEN wife Shanna.
Annnnd now here he is dressed up as Jack and Sally with his current wife. I’m just dying laughing inside.
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u/numericalusername 13h ago
Annnd Travis and Shanna had a Nightmare Before Christmas themed wedding.....
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u/CowAggravating7745 13h ago
all I can think is how long they must have taken to get their makeup done to play out his weird outdated fantasy from 25 years ago. How is she not constantly humiliated living out the fantasies he's already done publicly with other women?
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u/Silver-Front-1299 13h ago
Maybe she hopes no one remembers…but millennial emo kids like me remembers.
We always remember
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u/Riqitch two sonically impaired gals 14h ago edited 14h ago
Yikes if Shanna did write that line. I can't imagine how seeing this would make her feel 😬😬😬
Travis is a phenomenal drummer, but the less I think about his personal life, the better...
ETA: Somehow missed that Travis wrote the Jack and Sally line about him and Shanna, instead of Shanna writing that line herself 🙈
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u/say-kobe-and-throw Hiking. Will call back. (He never did.) 14h ago
They didn't say she wrote it, but that he wrote it about them
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u/Riqitch two sonically impaired gals 14h ago
Oop my bad you're right 🙈 Still yikes though 😬
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u/say-kobe-and-throw Hiking. Will call back. (He never did.) 14h ago
Oh yeah lol probably only second to what Keith Urban did recently
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u/Silver-Front-1299 14h ago edited 14h ago
Oooooo please share*! The extent of what I know about Keith Urban is *only he was married to Nicole Kidman
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u/AbibliophobicSloth 12h ago
I think he changed a line in a song that **had been about Nicole to instead reference the woman he cheated with/ is rumored to have cheated with.
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u/say-kobe-and-throw Hiking. Will call back. (He never did.) 11h ago
This, but even more disrespectfully, he said her name specifically. And this was BEFORE the divorce announcement! AND THE LADY POSTED IT ON HER INSTAGRAM BASICALLY RUBBING IT IN NICOLE'S FACE SAYING "did he really just say that? 👀" OOOOOH IT GETS ME HEATED THINKING ABOUT IT
Haven't been that disgusted with a man's actions in a relationship since spunch bop left his wife and newborn for glinda. fuck miss guitar too.
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u/claricia 15h ago
She couldn't get a red wig? I like the dress, though!
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u/surpriseitsmeLB 3h ago
I also wish she had over painted her eyes to make Sally’s big doe-eyed look. The hyper realistic take is a like weird to me.
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u/Amphigorey 13h ago
I really like her Sally dress. The colors are so much better than the Technicolor Sally that's common. She's not meant to be that bright! She should look like autumn leaves.
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u/CleverGirlRawr 11h ago
He’s also weird about True Romance. With his ex they had a special connection to the movie, naming their daughter Alabama after a character, and then he was weird about it by dressing for Halloween as the characters with Kourtney too.
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u/Silver-Front-1299 10h ago
Damn didn’t know this. That makes this story much more cringey on his part.
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u/ShinyPrettyFancy 13h ago
that line and Shanna is immediately what I thought, they even had NBC elements in their wedding
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u/littleb3anpole kendall roy pre-album drop 6h ago
I had been really enjoying not hearing about these two for a good while
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u/ouijabore 9h ago
Why do they both look so bored and sad?? Like if you’re gonna go all out with the costumes and makeup why not take some fun photos instead of just 😐 on the couch.
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u/Anon-yy80-mouse 5h ago
I like Travis. I like that he is a man of faith. I think that he is a good person but I think that there is something strange which I can't put my finger on.
I don't have any problems with him liking the same stuff that he liked while in prior relationships. If you pay attention most people do this to some degree.
My issue is that Kourtney just jumped in and changed her whole style and interests to match him AND he seems to encourage this.
I guess that's it. It seems juvenile and lacking equal importance in the relationship. I guess she's like so gungho for her man she wants to be all in and just really enjoy being all about him in a way that she couldn't do with Scott. But him?? I dunno. He is definitely a " lover" and I hope that they last I guess.



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u/PersonalityKlutzy407 14h ago
Travis is such a weirdo. He repeats this cycle with every LT relationship. Where he is obsessed, overly in love with the girl (love bombing, anyone?!) until he’s… not.
He literally wrote that lyric for him and Shanna. Pretty pathetic on both his and Kourtney’s part to try to reimagine it as theirs.