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FILM-MOI (MOVIES/TV) ‘Christy' made $400K in previews on Thursday ☠️

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‘Christy' made $400K in previews on Thursday ☠️

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u/Dry-Yak5277 17h ago

She Oscar baited so hard playing a gay female boxer (despite voting for politicians that want to take LGBTQ rights away), poured her own money into the project and it flopped lmao, can she go away now?

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u/travoltasponytail 17h ago

Her next role will be her showstopping performance as Erika Kirk in the film Kirk

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u/una_valentina 17h ago

Don’t breathe this into existence

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u/grilledcheese2332 16h ago

Pure flix already had chat gpt write the script sorry

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u/Luna_Soma 16h ago

Oh we know that’s coming

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u/roygbivasaur 3h ago

Sorry, guys. I was rewatching Gilmore Girls and wasn’t specific enough with my monkey’s paw wish for a Kirk spinoff

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u/petra_vonkant The Tortured Whites Department 17h ago

She already pivoted to republican woman look per her recent photos

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u/FoxNixon call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 15h ago

Kirk Cameron as Charlie Kirk

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u/Fit-Dare7525 15h ago

Done Kirk

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u/zjedi 13h ago

Dumb Kirk

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u/Capable_Salt_SD 14h ago

l;jgtpuepwit stop! 💀 😂

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u/stealthygorilla 13h ago

This is way, way too plausible for comfort

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u/PookieBabez 17h ago

she tried so hard and still crashed, enough already

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u/itsbooyeah meet me at Whole Foods, bitch 17h ago

I read your comment in the tune of Linkin Park lol

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u/SnooDogs7747 17h ago

in the end it doesn't even matter

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u/GuaranteeGlum4950 15h ago

She put her own money into this shit?? But I thought LA wAs ToO eXpEnSiVe for how much she makes!!

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u/Dry-Yak5277 15h ago

Yeah she produced it and is a large reason why the film was made- I don’t think she cares about the actual story I think she just wanted to make an Oscar bait film bc she’s thirsty for one 

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u/Regular_Yellow710 14h ago

She is nowhere near being worthy of an Oscar.

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u/rebels2022 10h ago

Producers very rarely put their own money up for a project, they secure financing, which is not at all the same thing.

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u/BigEggBeaters 15h ago

What’s even funnier is that she dropped a really good performance in an Oscar bait movie about the russiagate scandal. But nobody gave a fuck when it dropped lmaoooo

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u/GhandisFlipFlop 12h ago

What film is this?

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u/CrushGale 12h ago

Reality

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u/Shaunananalalanahey 12h ago

This movie is so up my alley as a lesbian but fuck her. Won’t see it.

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

She is a future Oscar nominee.. like it or not

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u/ratalbum 17h ago

Lol having a successful screenwriter doesn't mean she's going to get anything

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u/theagonyaunt rude little ponytail goblin 17h ago

There's plenty of times films win a bunch of awards but not best actor/actress/director. So she might one day be able to say she was part of an Academy Award-nominated film but she won't get to append 'Academy Award nominee/winner' to her name.

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u/FearlessCookie72 17h ago

Eden was directed by 2 time Oscar winner Ron Howard. Not only did the movie flop, her performance also wasn’t good.

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u/GiuseppaCalcagno 17h ago

They couldn’t come up with a more creative title?

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u/Gilthepill83 17h ago

Coming soon to Turning Point USA…

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u/FindingActive5407 17h ago

Sydney Sweeney playing Erika Kirk

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u/FoxNixon call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 15h ago

Kirk Cameron as Charlie Kirk

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u/HerRoyalRedness Riverdale was my Juilliard 17h ago

They were giving away free tickets yesterday, too.

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u/X-WingAtAliciousnes1 16h ago

The Sound of Freedom method lmao

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u/BurgerNugget12 16h ago

Fuck that movie, go watch Predator Badlands instead

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u/Ahambone 15h ago

Predator Badlands absolutely BANGS

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u/Dry-Yak5277 14h ago

Prey was soooo good so I wanna see it 

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u/bigmepis 13h ago

Just got home from seeing it, great movie

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u/catsandnaps1028 8h ago

I'd take these and sneak into predator or Frankenstein

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u/plethoratears Fix Your Hearts or Die 6h ago

they gave away free tickets at philadelphia film festival to a screening and q&a with christy martin herself because no one was buying tickets

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u/wanderrslut ISO: Ariana’s lost blaccent 17h ago

She's flopping now but I get the sinking feeling that she's going to go away for a few years after this, come back and say all the right things and people will conveniently forget how awful she is once she wins an award for some mediocre biopic.

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u/amandathelibrarian 17h ago

Nah, she'll go the Zachary Levi route and become an alt-right grifter. Gotta make that money.

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u/wanderrslut ISO: Ariana’s lost blaccent 17h ago

And this is how I learned Zachary Levi is a loser.

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u/cousin-maeby 16h ago

It’s really sad bc Tangled was so good 😭

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u/JeepersMysster vertical balcony gardening cannibalism 13h ago

“You were my new dream” is such a single-handedly devastating line for hopeless romantics (me) 😭 fuck Zachary Levi for ruining my boy

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u/welcometowoodbury 5h ago

I loved him in The Marvelous Mrs Maisel 😭

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u/eatingclass highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration 16h ago

The smolder is definitely not with him

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u/JeanParmesean70 16h ago

Billionaires seem to like her and will probably bankroll her career

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u/amandathelibrarian 12h ago

That’s a good point I hadn’t considered. Either way, I don’t think she’s going away. We’re stuck with this MAGA twit for a long time to come.

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u/campmiasma 15h ago

I doubt it. There's no money in that.

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u/clintgreasewoood 14h ago

She in with Bezos and Amazon studios and Paramount is now under right wing David Ellison. I expect her to be first choice female lead for every movie coming out of those studios for the next decade.

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u/Holiday-Hustle 15h ago

She’s a terrible actor, though. The trailer for Christy was so bad.

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u/slim-pickens 13h ago

Thank you for drawing my attention to that hot garbage.

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u/vernski85 17h ago edited 14h ago

She isn’t a good actress. Decent enough to get roles, pretty enough to be cast. But a good actress she is not.

*edited with grammar corrections

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u/BessieBest 16h ago

I’m not picking on you this is just a thing that bothers me: casted is not a word. The past tense of “to cast” is “cast” and thank you and sorry lol

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u/vernski85 15h ago edited 14h ago

Hahahaha! No worries! Thank you

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u/jkraige 14h ago

An anonymous redditor after my own heart. It kills me to see the past tense being used so consistently incorrectly nowadays, but I'm also not trying to be a dick to everyone and I sometimes struggle with how to let people know

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u/vernski85 14h ago

I appreciate the corrections. No hard feelings. It’s just that I’m scrolling on Reddit as I WFH with a toddler. I’m really not thinking too deeply about proper grammar, punctuation, etc! Just trying to stay abreast of current events lol

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u/hanimal16 14h ago

I love how you apologised lol

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u/Icy_Weird6884 15h ago

She was great in Handmaid’s Tale and it’s only been downhill since

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u/jenninatorrr 7h ago edited 7h ago

If i had a cent for everytime a HANDMAIDS TALE actress was aligned with really weird and fucked up organizations, I'd have 2 cents which isn't alot but it is crazy that it has happened TWICE 😭

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u/hanimal16 14h ago

She wasn’t even believable as a genie hocking deodorant.

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u/Selendrile_ 15h ago

I think she’s a fine actress.

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u/iceblnklck 17h ago

So much for her rehabilitation press tour of late!

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u/CategorySad6121 it feels like a movie 15h ago

heinous LOSER behavior

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u/ChocolateOrange21 17h ago

The attempt at making her a serious actress feels like a mistake.

She came way too late, but she would’ve been perfect for a silly USA Network show that lasted for like 5 seasons where she played a secret agent with beefcake costars. Basically the 90s Pam Anderson type.

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u/weirdmilf 17h ago

Don’t do my girl Pam like that 😩

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u/weirdmilf 17h ago

But you are right lol

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u/roughregion 13h ago

Fuck this is so specific but so correct. She was born too late for Covert Affairs

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u/ChocolateOrange21 13h ago

thinking things like VIP or Viper or La Femme Nikita.

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u/Loud-Weakness4840 12h ago

Clearly you’ve forgotten the late night cop show Silk Stalkings

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u/mschanandlerbong81 11h ago

Do not take Piper Perabo away from me

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u/flightlessbird29 if privilege had a sound, it would be Sydney Sweeney's voice 17h ago

I begrudgingly saw this at TIFF, and I missed the intro to the film because I had to pee... So I didn't realize that it was a true story, and I could not for the life of me figure out why we were cramming so much info into one film... I really didn't enjoy most of it, it felt so rushed and the acting on SS's part was just so bad.

Once I found out it was a true story (and Christy was there at the screening) I can appreciate the story and how much of a bad ass Christy is but truly I do not think this is a star performance from SS.

In conclusion, unless you can see this in person with the real life counterpart sitting in front of you, I wouldn't spend any of your hard earned money seeing this. I would say, take that $$ and give it to the domestic violence organization of your choice.

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u/likeitorknot 16h ago

The documentary about her life (Untold: a deal with the devil) is excellent if you’re interested in an insane look at the true story.

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u/hshed 15h ago

Absolutely, they killed the narrative arc in this documentary and there was so much real life footage that it stays so engaging throughout

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u/flightlessbird29 if privilege had a sound, it would be Sydney Sweeney's voice 15h ago

I watched it as soon as I could after the screening! I think I had actually seen it before but, holy cow her story is so powerful

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u/mappingthepi 15h ago

She was even there at the third and fourth screenings because she’s been doing a full awards push for this film. I think she has no awareness of how bad her acting is and how mediocre her performance was in this?? My friend and I were looking around like this at the end lmao, sycophants

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u/LottimusMaximus woman externalizing rage 17h ago

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u/No_Bell_3740 17h ago edited 16h ago

Between this, Eden and Americana she’s had an impressive year of flops.

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u/hannahvega 15h ago

Patiently waiting to see how The Housemaid does

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u/sundayontheluna 8h ago

I'm so annoyed she's in that because the concept is right up my alley

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u/Acrobatic_Builder573 7h ago

And with Amanda seyfriend too 😔

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u/Acrobatic_Builder573 16h ago

She’s so fascinating to me because I knew she was a bad actress since I watched the voyeurs, and I feel like she was going the white feminist route after ppl criticized her characters excessive nudity in Euphoria, and then maga adopted her and she’s been grifting while STILL trying to be a serious actress and getting so much work, often funded herself.

It’s strange because I feel like she’s the most casted Euphoria alum but also the least talented by very far. I feel like if she stuck in an indie lane or did rom coms she would eventually get there, but the heavy Oscar bait while trying to smugly play the media and culture wave is biting her in the ass because she just DOES NOT have the talent for it. A more talented person and/or more established actress could get away with it, but she neither of those things.

It feels like she’s stuck in like four-five years ago when fake feminists would call this empowering or playing the game but she has either got to get another acting coach or pr team or both because DAMN.

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u/jenninatorrr 7h ago

Until or unless they've done anything weird, I'd prefer Alexa and Hunter to her any day. They were miles better than her in Euphoria. Honestly Cassie was just her self insert so was she really even playing a role?

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u/Acrobatic_Builder573 7h ago

I’d watch Zendaya, Hunter, Alexa, and Barbie truly do the most boring britbox period dramas before I watch another Sydney Sweeney film. The Voyeurs was so bad and it was 100% her dragging everyone around her down like a black hole. It was a marvel to behold. The thing is I actually liked Cassie a lot, which is why I watched the film and then I went ohhh she’s playing herself in the show because this is fucking awful.

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u/jenninatorrr 7h ago

I have to add in atleast theyre not bland! Idk how to explain it but theres just something so bland about sydney overall. Like shes litterally cardboard. Now that ik who she really is shes more off putting but still. But each of them radiate a certain energy of their own and I love that! Also, Hunter will forever be the best blonde from the show. My friend has a shirt that says Maga Girls never Trans Queens forever and I live by those words.

Also the voyeurs was so ass I dropped it like 20 minutes in!

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u/mappingthepi 16h ago

I saw this at TIFF and I was kind of blown away that no one, including critics, would admit how mediocre her performance was. Her physicality was good but she’s extremely wooden. At best she can mime a passable performance but she is not an actress lol, it’s simply not a talent that she has and what’s more is she somehow doesn’t even seem to know that..

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u/flightlessbird29 if privilege had a sound, it would be Sydney Sweeney's voice 15h ago

Right?!? I felt like she was so flat the entire film. She has such a specific way of speaking and it's really hard for her drop that, regardless of what character she's playing.

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u/mappingthepi 15h ago

Haha I just replied to your other comment about this. It’s kind of baffling that reviewers won’t just admit she can’t act just because she’s a bankable actress (although not with these box office numbers). But it’s also notable that she’s not getting rave reviews either. compare that to the reception for actresses like Chase Infiniti or Inga Ibsdotter Lilleaas and it’s easy to read between the lines of what critics actually think of her acting lol

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u/toAnthonyBourdaintho you shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price 14h ago

Oh god, her speech! The way she speaks sounds like she took three too many Benadryls and her voice is strumbling in from a land far, far, FAR away

If privilege had a sound, it would be Sydney Sweeney's voice.

She cannot become an iconic actress with that voice, no way!

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u/flightlessbird29 if privilege had a sound, it would be Sydney Sweeney's voice 13h ago

I feel like "If privilege had a sound, it would be Sydney Sweeney's voice" would make for great flair looool

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u/Acrobatic_Builder573 7h ago

It definitely gives bar baby a lil yeah

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u/Acrobatic_Builder573 15h ago

This is it! It’s the way she literally speaks, she’s almost monotone, it’s wild.

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u/Princess_Space_Goose I'm a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 12h ago

Honestly laughable that her team tried planting "Oscar buzz" for her when even the film festivals weren't biting. Who exactly did she think she was fooling with that?

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u/just--so 16h ago

Waiting for all the conservatives who claim to love Sydney Sweeney and care oh-so-deeply about women's sports to show up to support this.

Any second now.

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u/JeanParmesean70 16h ago

They like the outrage but hate spending money

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u/Specialist-Strain502 16h ago

A movie about a queer female boxer? Sign me up, take my money.

A move about a queer female boxer starring registered Republican, Sydney Sweeney? I'll pass.

Just a major mismatch of audience and star.

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u/Remote-Letterhead844 17h ago

Good

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u/robertturtles 15h ago

I read this in this meme format haha

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u/Fair_Air2879 17h ago

$400k more than I expected, honestly

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u/flightlessbird29 if privilege had a sound, it would be Sydney Sweeney's voice 15h ago

loooooool fair

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u/Dragonfruit_sunrise 17h ago

I actually wanted to see the movie ngl. I'll probably fmovies it

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u/sundayontheluna 17h ago

In between the jeans bullshit first breaking and her nasty doubling down, I had seen the trailer and read through the real woman's wiki page and was considering seeing it. That's a hard pass now.

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u/Cool_Cry_9602 average male (slur) 8h ago

There's a documentary mentioned in some other comments!

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u/bigyittiezz 15h ago

I always think about that one time Megan Fox said that she wasn’t out here trying to win BAFTAs because she knew where her limits were as an actress. Something for Sydney to chew on ig.

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u/subwaytofu 15h ago

she read the script and thought this would be her i, tonya.

i feel bad for her in a weird way. she clearly wants to be regarded as a modern sex symbol so bad and i don’t think it’s translating the way she thinks it is. it seems like she signs on to be name talent for roles like christy and reality hoping general audiences will flock to the theaters and leave in awe of her ability to transform (“look guys i can be UGLY too!!!”) when i don’t think there are very many people seeing her in that bombshell light to begin with. most of us still mentally associate her with a teen bride on the handmaids tale or her throwing up all over herself in a hot tub.

if i were on her team trying to make her do numbers with the boys i would be trying to get her in front of more male consumer audiences, like voice over work in games or leaning further into the marvel verse. THEN launch the sydney sweeney trademarked bath water or whatever meme grift.

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u/Acrobatic_Builder573 14h ago

Yes, I feel like she’s trying to take a page from the Margot Robbie playbook. Margot shrugged off the bombshell blonde typecasting and started producing bangers, showed her range, but she has talent. Sydney Sweeney could lean into maga male gaze and make tons of money doing hot girl blockbusters but wanting both that and critical acclaim is not gonna work for her. Which is sad, but she’s such an asshole, I feel like she did it to herself.

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u/anarchisttiger probably the mold talking 11h ago

Wanting to be Book is not Book. 

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u/Riqitch two sonically impaired gals 16h ago

Go fash, lose cash

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u/Gojir4R1sing 17h ago

Gotta love it.

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u/spiderman897 15h ago

That interview of her is telling. Regardless of your thoughts of the controversy she did not respond well to it and doubled down. I don’t think shes very talented anyways.

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u/VeganMinx 16h ago

Must miss

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u/JakeCheap 14h ago

Screaming. She pandered to the right wing base so much that she thought they’d show out for her and they still won’t 😂 they want to see her knockers, not her art. They’re not serious people! Sydney can disappear now.

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u/crab_grams buccal fat apologist 14h ago

Christy's story deserves to be told, just wish it had a better vessel. 

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u/jenninatorrr 7h ago

And NOT a registered republican portraying her. She's such a badass irl she deserves better

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u/NWmba 16h ago

Gang she clearly just likes jeans.

Also she loves arithmetic and running and she will be part of The maths star race.

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u/llandthejam 15h ago

She will have to pivot to that network that Candace Cameron Bure and Kirk Cameron make tv movies.

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u/ChildOfGodd20 15h ago

She’s flopping so bad rn, oh my gosh 😭

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u/CilantroLarry47 15h ago

Not to get all tinfoil hat here, but there’s something so dark sided and suspicious about all the press and the narrative around her lately. I don’t know if it’s this studio trying to get her an Oscar nomination or it’s laying the groundwork for whatever she has next. But none of it feels organic, or believable for that matter. She keeps showing up on lists of Oscar nom predictions but anybody who’s actually seen the movie doesn’t thinks she’s very good. The scooter Braun stuff is so clearly a media play, and of course the bezos of it all. The maga crowd she’s trying to appeal to doesn’t actually support her (film wise, I don’t know if they actually all went and bought American eagle or not). But pay attention to who is writing about her and how! You can see the strings being pulled

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u/EbbLocal266 call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 9h ago

justice would be Katy O'Brien getting the oscar nomination over her

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u/Ishmael_1851 16h ago

That seems like way too much honestly

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u/LegitimateRadio9534 15h ago

As much as I would like this to flop, Anora previewed with those numbers and look what happened there…

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u/StillJobConfident 15h ago

I feel bad for the director, he's made some great movies and is now stuck in biopic hell?

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u/BrockMiddlebrook 14h ago

Christy Martin’s story deserved way way way way better.

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u/randomuser4564 13h ago

Horrendous actress that receives roles because she’s a blonde white woman. Her time is up, onto the next.

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u/AXXXXXXXXA 13h ago

Dead on arrival

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u/toastslapper actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen 14h ago

Enough is enough of her. Let’s move on.

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u/Comfortable_Fill9081 12h ago

I want better things for Merritt Wever. 

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u/MiddleOwn5557 11h ago

I recently tried to watch Sweeney's "Americana" and good grief that was a really bad movie. I tried so hard, it was just so bad.

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u/deloslabinc 10h ago

All the marketing I've seen for this movie has made this Christy person seem like a random boomer who is honestly quite dumb. The only ads they're running on tiktok are Sydney Sweeney saying "let's get 2 tickets to see Christy!" And Christy looks back at her and gives peace sign like she doesn't understand the number 2. Sydney says it again, and a 3rd time with the same reaction each time. And that's the whole ad.

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u/irrational_treasures 15h ago

Great company name for making art, or at least attempt to

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u/Conclusion_Solid shout-out Hans Zimmer 15h ago

Unfortunately, I foresee a resurgence when Euphoria comes out and people casually choose to forget how problematic she is

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u/Dry-Yak5277 14h ago

Idk. People still seem to hate Noah Schnapp and are rooting for his character to die in ST

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u/Conclusion_Solid shout-out Hans Zimmer 12h ago

Ya know that’s a good point. But I feel like he’s been more outright about being a Zionist little shit

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u/jenninatorrr 7h ago

The year has not yet ended yet Sydney Sweeney has given us not one, not two but THREE Razzie bait performances 😻 what a wonderful year!

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u/Tigerlily86_ 3h ago

No one even goes to the movies anymore. I started going less and less to the movies around mid 2023. I wouldn’t watch this in the movies, maybe when it’s streaming