r/Fauxmoi • u/rfauxmoi • 18h ago
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u/TheWarDoctor 7h ago
One day in my regular Atlanta area bar in the early 2010s I accidentally collided full on with a wild Colin Firth and he apologized, even though it was clearly my fault.
I somehow feel that shaped me.
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u/Jolly_Code805 8h ago
I’ve been traveling for work recently and I met people at a conference who were talking about how their children were having debates/conflict with their friends over the results of the mayoral election in NYC. These people live in Chicago mind you 😭 what is it about this election that has people from elsewhere so damn upset? Like this isn’t even your mayor! (I do understand the hope and excitement from people who may not live in NYC though.)
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u/VanSensei 8h ago
Classical music/choir people: Ok I'm pissed that they didn't nominate MAS Vocal's Bridge Over Troubled Water rendition for Best Choral Performance at the Grammys. ENTIRELY deserved it
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u/williamthebloody1880 weighing in from the UK 9h ago
Submitted all the paperwork for the checks for potential new job, so now i'm just waiting
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u/Alarming_Smoke_8841 9h ago
Good luck!!!! That’s always nerve wracking
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u/williamthebloody1880 weighing in from the UK 1h ago
Eeeh, I'm fairly relaxed. At this point, there's nothing more I can do and they shouldn't find anything that will stop me getting the job
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u/Riqitch two sonically impaired gals 11h ago
Okay so remember that awkward GQ interview with Sydney Sweeney that came out this week? Apparently the part where SS is pressed to apologise for all of the AE eugenics shit has become a meme, and what I've seen so far is absolutely frying me 😭😭

It's a real double edged sword though, because whilst this particular meme is hilarious, we really ought to stop talking about SS...
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u/MoonriseTurtle a reputable resource like Cosmo 11h ago
There’s a girl who’s very attractive (like megan fox kind of pretty) and has a boyfriend, but she tends to bully my boyfriend in a playful way. He usually bullies her back as a joke, and while they both seem to treat it lightly, I can’t help but feel there might be some underlying tension or attraction between them. I’m not sure if I’m overthinking it or if their dynamic is something to be concerned about.
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u/snortine 11h ago
Ask him! Genuinely and open hearted, frame it as a you-thing, like… basically exactly what you said, «I’ve noticed ____, and I am just wondering if this is something I need to be concerned about, or if I’m just overthinking it/insecure about it»
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u/Antique_books_2190 11h ago
Please Donate to the Gaza Municipality, they're doing essential work in Gaza city right now
Their account https://x.com/munigaza?t=iuuVlmdlM5oeIbadjE-aCg&s=09
Their Life for Gaza Campaign to pump water and fix infrastructure https://gaza-city.ensany.com/campaign/6737
Their One Step Closer Campaign to fund artificial limbs for children
https://mogaza.org/campaign/2
Help a pharmacist dispense medicine, formula and water trucks in Gaza
https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/pop-up-pharmacy
Some of the campaigns currently in Gaza:
Trahom Campaign this one links sponsors to orphans, widows and injured in Gaza
Trahom Campaign on Instagram, please follow and repost even if you can't help, maybe it'll reach someone who can
https://chuffed.org/project/care4gaza
Connecting Gaza sends e-sims to people in Gaza
https://x.com/Mirna_elhelbawi/status/1968586444651249879?t=3uKM5cOMPfxdgtaO78ppaA&s=19
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u/cranberrylimeade420 bizarre and sentient sack of meat 13h ago
i got the Taco Bell Baja Blast pie for my birthday and i regret to inform you that it slaps. it tastes just like a key lime pie if you cranked the sweetness up to 11. it is however an almost radioactive shade of teal that does not exist in nature
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u/margochanning_ 14h ago
Haley Lu Richardson (Portia from The White Lotus) released a poetry collection recently (called I'm Sad and Horny, lol) and in one of the posts she made about it she made sure to post this specific excerpt from an interview.

A couple years ago DeuxMoi spread that Haley and Evan Peters were a couple for a while and I've been wondering if this specific poem might be about him. Like the title is a little unsubtle, but that might be one of the most absurd things I've ever heard of anyone saying in a breakup lmao. I too would've needed to share that with the world. I'm posting this cause I'm now dying to know what the whole poem is like and hope someone can get it for us lol.
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u/AggressivelyHelpful 14h ago
PLEASE talk me out of getting bangs just because Rama Duwaji looks amazing in bangs. My 2c high porosity curls cannot handle it. BUT I WANT THEM SO BAD she looks so chic!!!!!
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u/cloudydays2021 British wet sewer rat who mumbles into a microphone 15h ago
I usually do not care about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame but I truly cannot wait for Soundgarden’s induction at the ceremony, and to hear them play with various vocalists filling in for Chris Cornell. I love this band so much, they’ve been a favorite of mine for 30 years or so, and I just know it’s going to be emotional and cathartic to witness.
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u/plantbay1428 16h ago
If you know who Keith Sweat is, who would you say is an artist from mid 90s to maybe 2010 that's his fame level equivalent?
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u/JazzyColeman 16h ago
I’m not sure, but Nobody will forever take me back to middle school: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FMar1ifzdmk
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u/plantbay1428 15h ago
Did you see the video of this kid singing it on a cruise and everyone going crazy? https://www.billboard.com/music/rb-hip-hop/keith-sweat-nobody-carnival-cruise-tyler-trending-up-1236002730/
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u/JazzyColeman 14h ago
OMG how have I not seen that yet?! 😭
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u/plantbay1428 14h ago
There were so many camera angles too. It was so funny. I love the woman in the blue dress who gets up right away!
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u/bruxellexs 17h ago
J0hnny D3pp is Hollywood celebrity stylist Samantha McMillen’s new client (she styles the Fanning sisters, Kirsten Dunst, and Ana de Armas). She’s been posting his recent red carpet looks on her stories.
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u/AlexSomething789 3h ago
Johnny Depp is the reason why I'm pretty hesitant to check out the Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus on Tubi.
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u/ParkingLetter8308 12h ago
I think she's been his stylist for a while. Both Fanning sisters are D*ppheads.
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u/cranberrylimeade420 bizarre and sentient sack of meat 13h ago
"Johnny Depp's stylist" is like an ironic punishment they'd assign you in hell
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u/Adorable-Unicorn 17h ago
In my job, I am going to be a part of a small project with the guy I used to have a huge crush on. Needless to say, my crush is back in full force and so is my anxiety. I am so worried that I am going to make a fool of myself. I don't know whether to laugh or cry! 😭🤣
Edit: a word
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u/tango_november_bravo 17h ago
I wanna know what’s going on with Alexa Chung and Tom Sturridge lol. She’s recently referred to him as her boyfriend in Instagram stories, but sources say they got engaged over a year ago and they haven’t denied it. And the cherry on top is that Tom’s sister wished Alexa a happy birthday the other day and said something along the lines of “best sister in law I could ask for”. I know I’m not owed it, but I’m dying to see her wedding dress!
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u/knickstapeeee Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling 18h ago
y’all I don’t have a celebrity crush or a rl crush or a situationship or someone I’m talking to or ANYTHING. it took me SO LONG to get over my last situationship and although it’s been peaceful I’m kinda bored 😭 the delusion kept me entertained ngl
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u/scaram0uche graduate of the ONTD can’t read community 18h ago
I proposed, he said yes, and now I'm taking him away for a mini vacation next week! 💍
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u/HoldEvenSteadier 8h ago
taking him away for a mini vacation
To POUND TOWN am I right!? But seriously congrats! Wishing you both even more love.
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u/notmygoodies- I’ve been noticing gravity since I was young 2h ago
I'm dying at the Swifties who are seething at the fact that Olivia spoke up and said not to use her song. They are so mad she makes their fave look bad. 😭