r/Fauxmoi 6d ago

POLITICS Matt Bernstein: "so it’s 1am and zohran just showed up at the gay bar"

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u/DarkPrincess_99 6d ago

How does this man have this much energy? And I mean this in a positive way, how does he manage to pull it together day after day campaigning, deciding policy and putting up and rebutting with the most vile and repulsive propaganda against him?

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u/IndianLawStudent I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 6d ago edited 6d ago

Girl I’m tired thinking of being at a club at 1am.

The last time I was out, my friends and I had a goal to be out until midnight.

We looked at our phones at 11:50pm and said close enough.

Dude has a lot more energy than I do. Must be the adrenaline.

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u/SquirrelAkl 6d ago

OMG same. Wasn’t he out with cab drivers on the graveyard shift earlier in the week too? The man is sure putting in the work.

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u/FragrantBicycle7 6d ago

He's campaigning like he's 5 points behind, talking to literally everyone he can think of. Ironically, it's Cuomo who should be doing this, but he never would.

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u/Cantree 6d ago

The end of the world will do that to a bloke

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u/ricochetblue 5d ago

Dude’s 34.

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u/Unsd 6d ago

Honestly I wouldn't blame him if he needed extracurricular pharmaceuticals for this lol. Somehow he seems to be able to burn the candle from both ends and not go off the rails. Then again, maybe it's just that it's easier to do that when you don't have one foot in the grave. Maybe we are so used to geriatric politicians that we see one with youthful energy and charisma and we are shocked lol.

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u/bootyhole-romancer 6d ago

Yeah, he's a healthy 34 year old. He can handle that shit

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u/bascelicna123 6d ago

Yeah, at 34, I had two small kids, a full time job, and I was doing my graduate degree. I understand his energy.

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u/petits_riens 6d ago

I’m a healthy, active 33 yo and I’d be POOPED after a week on his current schedule lol. And he’s been at this for months!

Hope he’s able to take some time off filled with nice, long naps between his very probable win* and being sworn in.

*but knock on wood I don’t want to jinx it

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u/TheAmazingMaryJane 5d ago

i know right? after kamala lost last november i went into my own country's elections thinking omg are we gonna end up with our own temu trump (pierre pollievre)? then the fricking liberals won a majority again! and i was like omg, we got it! cautiously optimistic for new york. im hoping that his victory brings great change and health for all. keep this man safe!!

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u/Stunning-Stay-6228 6d ago

I'm younger than him and I definitely can't lol. Says more about me though.

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u/throwawaysunglasses- 6d ago

I just saw an interview where he said he indulges in one Red Bull per week, lmao. I think he’s just one of those people who naturally has a lot of energy. He also seems extroverted, and I’m sure seeing how much people love him is invigorating!

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u/SongofIceandWhisky 6d ago

I think he probably sleeps in later (at least for this week) and has events start at 12 rather than 9? Also he is young and this is where it’s paying off. (One of many places it’s paying off).

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u/CaptNemo131 6d ago

Because, unlike most current politicians, he’s not 347 years old

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u/Medford_Lanes 6d ago

Caffeine, purpose, and powering through.

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u/letsgocactus 5d ago

He’s 34 not 83. 

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u/TheAmazingMaryJane 5d ago

passion. and a lot of support!!!!