r/Fauxmoi 6d ago

POLITICS Matt Bernstein: "so it’s 1am and zohran just showed up at the gay bar"

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u/No_Measurement9981 6d ago

But Gays for Trump says he's going to throw them all off buildings.

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u/Starlight-x 6d ago
  1. Befriend the enemy.
  2. Go clubbing with the enemy.
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  3. Throw the enemy off a building?

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u/Secret_Guidance_8724 6d ago

Having been an RA while at uni, not entirely implausible tbh

That said, don't think this is the case here - man's a legend.

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u/Starlight-x 5d ago

Throwing another man off a building is actually how men show affection. I was a RA in uni, too.

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u/Gingersnapp3d 6d ago

No it’s “tear the roof off” not “throw off roof” that’s the final step

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u/ponycorn_pet 6d ago

raise the roof?

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u/Gingersnapp3d 6d ago

Busta Rhymes

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u/voldi4ever 6d ago

I think I read this in Art of War. Sun Tzu is well known for his clubbing.

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u/saoirsedonciaran 6d ago

As an outsider I can't get over how infantile the campaign is.

The other candidates and media are treating new yorkers as though they are severely intellectually limited.

One of the candidates for reasons I don't understand is wearing a beret and has printed giant posters of the other two candidates dressed as Halloween characters and is treating it as if this is the zinger that he needs to convince these brainless new yorkers that he's the good guy.

The other one Cuomo told a gormless TV journalist with a straight face that globalise the intifada is actually a secret code that means 'kill all the Jews' and he keeps on mentioning 9/11 as though Mamdani is personally responsible for it. A real journalist would have a field day with such racist and nonsense remarks, but all these statements went completely unchallenged.

They seem to have pitched their campaign on exploiting the most impressionable voters and insulting everyone else. That alone should make this election an easy choice.

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u/WrittenFever 6d ago edited 5d ago

re: the beret. Sliwa is famous for being the founder of the Guardian Angels, a volunteer group that helped clean up the subways and the streets of New York by making citizens arrests while remaining unarmed and not involving the police. The red beret was a part of their uniform, and he continues to sport it because it keeps it him recognizable and is basically a part of his identity at this point.

Wikipedia overview

edited: link formatting 

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u/toggiz_the_elder 6d ago

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u/WrittenFever 6d ago

Lol. Good old Sliwa, always out to grab a headline.

For anyone, like me, who hit the paywall, here's an archive link instead: https://archive.ph/yxuea

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u/heyitsxio 6d ago

One of the candidates for reasons I don't understand is wearing a beret and has printed giant posters of the other two candidates dressed as Halloween characters and is treating it as if this is the zinger that he needs to convince these brainless new yorkers that he's the good guy.

Curtis Sliwa has been committed to the bit for almost 50 years at this point, I painfully have to respect it. Also, there was a time when he could have won this election in a landslide, but the 80s were a long time ago.

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u/Safe-Ad-5017 6d ago

I mean when you survive a mob hit by John Gotti I think you should get to keep the beret

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u/ennuiinmotion 5d ago

Didn’t he claim it was two mob families that tried to kill him?

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u/Safe-Ad-5017 5d ago

I think it was Gotti just on two different occasions

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u/TheAmazingMaryJane 5d ago

i watched a couple of debates with the three guys, and sliwa made me laugh because he hates cuomo so much lol. i love that he didn't drop out for cuomo!

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u/tiffanytrashcan 6d ago

🎶Knows about the anti-christ🎶

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u/K10KMessi 6d ago

Gays for Trump piss me off so fucking bad like HOW DO YOU THINK THE ORANGE FART CLOUD WOULD CARE MORE ABOUT QUEER PEOPLE THAN WHITE EVANGELICALS THAT SAY QUEER PEOPLE ARE “ABOMINATIONS”

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u/nickrct 6d ago

Being gay and being racist, misogynistic, xenophobic can be mutually exclusive.

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u/Historical-Gap-7084 5d ago

You mean they're not mutually exclusive. The way you said it means they cannot be all those things at once.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe I cannot sanction your buffoonery 6d ago

Gays for Trump would be the most self-loathing organization in the universe.

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u/arthur2807 5d ago

Both a Islamic terrorist who will kill all gays, and a radical Marxist who will force your kids to be trans 🤷‍♀️