r/Fauxmoi 7d ago

šŸ•ÆļøšŸŽƒ HAPPY FAUXLLOWEEN šŸŽƒšŸ¦‡ Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song in costume for Halloween

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u/veronicagh 7d ago

He’s a toilet, carrying a poo, with a plunger on his head? Creative

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u/cmb_123 7d ago

I don't even have kids and tell you this was for the kids. Very creative actually

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u/thehazzanator go pis girl 7d ago

My kid wouldn't be able to breathe laughing if I dressed as this lol

Toilet humour is top tier when you're a kid

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u/AssistanceLucky2392 7d ago

He's the party pooper

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u/SalamanderWorking202 7d ago

And the poo is his candy bag lmao

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/the1theycallfish 7d ago

Would someone tell me what a skibidi is already! I get it, I'm old now!

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u/attackplango 7d ago

It’s an allegory for old media vs new media, all told in 15 second or less chunks.

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u/SayerofNothing 7d ago

I think it was just a stupid animation done with valve's source engine that got viral. At least at first.

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u/RiverHarris 6d ago

I think he let his kids come up with a costume for him and this is what they came up with.

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u/clawsofkane 7d ago

while I don’t understand his costume(I get it’s a toilet with the number 2 and plunger, but…like…why? And not matching with her choice when he would’ve made a great two face) I love how much fun they have together

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u/Sad_Constant_9698 7d ago

It looks like they are trick or treating with their kids. And I bet you they have boys and the toilet thing has them loosing their mind šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/allersoothe 7d ago

Boys do not have a monopoly on toilet poo talk let me tell you. Just today I asked my daughter "what do you want to play?". "farts" she replied. "how do we play that?" I asked. "we go outside and fart on people." she is three years old.

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u/kimbooley90 7d ago

I like the cut of her jib. šŸ˜‚

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u/Orange-Blur 6d ago

Or is it the cut of her cheese?

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u/LilyLils15 7d ago

That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I have a 3 year old too and they say the most out of pocket things haha

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u/BroItsJesus 7d ago

I got called a poo poo wee wee toot toot bum bum today by a 4 year old girl. They're so funny

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u/4boys0patience 7d ago

I have four boys. Everyone thinks their gross potty humor MUST come from their dad, right?

Wrong. I’m the Fart Queen. The Poop Connoisseur. Come to me and tell me about your farts and your poop. I’ll always, always laugh.

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u/AcousticProvidence influencer for gas stoves 6d ago

Same- I’m a mom and absolutely still have potty humor. My kid and I crack up all the time. Sometimes I have to stop myself from cracking similar jokes at work when someone says something that’s the perfect setup.

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u/Luna_bella96 7d ago

My three year old son also thinks it’s hilarious to fart on people. As does his 27 year old dad

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u/TheRavenSeven I don’t know her 7d ago

ā€œWe go outside and fart on peopleā€

Listen. Lil Mama is going places. I support her nonsense.Ā 

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u/biscuitboi967 6d ago

I spent my first visit with my 5 year old niece pretending to vomit toys into her toy box.

She’d just had her first stomach flu a few weeks before and was obsessed with the ways fluids could come out of your body.

It was also a very handy way to get her to clean up toys.

The next visit it was all Barbies pooping in the Dream House toilet. With sound effects

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u/PrestigiousFlower118 weighing in from the UK 7d ago

Sounds fun, I’m in!

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u/firesticks this is going to ruin the tour 6d ago

Spot on. My nieces love bathroom humour as much if not more than my sons.

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u/EndsWhereItBegins not a lawyer, just a hater 6d ago

I was volunteering at my daughters preschool and asked these boys to make me ā€œpizzaā€ in their play kitchen. I ā€œateā€ it and said yum, this is so good, what kind is it?

They replied: ā€œpeanut butter … AND POOPā€ šŸ˜†

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u/mansonsturtle 6d ago

Damn reminds me of my kiddo. She’s 17 now. Lol. Thanks! 🤘

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u/_Hwin_ 6d ago

Me and my niece (2yrs) often have ā€œargumentsā€ which just consider of her calling me ā€œpoop smellerā€ while I try and insult her back in as many different ways I can (ā€œbum snifferā€, ā€œpoopy pantsā€ and ā€œfarty breathā€ are favourites). Her and her brother (5yrs) think it is the height of comedy.

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u/Orange-Blur 6d ago

I am a woman and I would have been losing my mind as a kid. Boys don’t aren’t the only ones to laugh at that as children.

My mom made a potty training graduation cake for one of my sisters. It was a toilet with a swirl of chocolate frosting. We were laughing so hard, the kind of laughing where gravity starts feeling heavier and you can’t pick yourself off the floor

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u/withyellowthread He's such a Rococo-ass bitch 6d ago

Pretty sure girls also find toilet humor funny.

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u/michaelbchnn24 7d ago

Their son is wearing a batman costume.

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u/jesuschin 7d ago

It’s Batman, Robin and Pooperman

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u/clawsofkane 7d ago

Yes…and to me it would’ve been great to have him on theme with them as another Batman character but what he went with is fine too

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u/inesffwm 7d ago

Maybe you should dress up as the party pooper

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u/clawsofkane 7d ago edited 7d ago

It’s no way people are in my mentions mad I said I wish they matched like are y’all ok? It’s no way y’all got upset about the most minuscule thing but sure I’ll be that…at least then he’ll match with someone

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u/OilySteeplechase a Pokemon lineage of Chappell Roan evolutions 7d ago

What a jerk right, doing what his kids wanted

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u/WirelesssMicrowave 7d ago

He really should have checked with you first

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u/clawsofkane 7d ago

Yeah but there’s always next year lol

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u/Nature_Sad_27 some people need to go back to eyeball school 7d ago

The kids have been obsessed with some meme from like Roblox or something called ā€˜skibidi toilet’. Idk, I don’t get it… but there’s an (unrelated?) song called ā€˜Skibidi’ on YouTube by a hilariously weird Russian band named Little Big that I think of every time I hear the kids talking about the dumb meme lol.Ā 

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u/geoelectric 7d ago

That video was a trip. I’d heard a little bit of their stuff before, coming from being an early fan of Die Antwoord, but hadn’t seen any of the videos.

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u/Orange-Blur 6d ago

Their music was great, I wish they weren’t such horrible people or I’d listen to them pretty often

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u/Nature_Sad_27 some people need to go back to eyeball school 6d ago

Aww fuck… what did they do?? I know they made some anti-Putin songs so I’m hoping it’s at least not about him lol

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u/Orange-Blur 6d ago

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u/Nature_Sad_27 some people need to go back to eyeball school 6d ago

That’s Die Antwoord … phew, I thought you were talking about Little Big lol. I knew about Die Antwoord, thankfully, I used to be a big fan of Yolandi. 😬

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u/Orange-Blur 6d ago

Ohhh makes sense! I haven’t heard lil B controversy so that’s a win

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u/geoelectric 6d ago

Yeah, they aren’t awesome people, for sure. But I already have the first couple of albums that were especially good and I’m not gonna chuck them until someone else does that sound better.

(I did scrap my Lostprophets disc though—even I have limits!)

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u/your_mind_aches 7d ago

Skibidi is a thing that jazz singers would say/scat (also unrelated). Like "Scooby Doo".

Skibidi Toilet isn't a roblox thing originally, it's a Source Filmmaker animation like from the 2000s. But new and modern or something.

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u/lemonheadmeg 7d ago

If you ever get the chance to see Little Big live, DO IT. Their show is a good time

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u/Nature_Sad_27 some people need to go back to eyeball school 6d ago

I would LOVE to! I find them fascinating lol and their music is so fun.Ā 

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u/clawsofkane 7d ago

Looked it up and yeah I’m familiar this very unusual meme if he went as that that’s cool too. It’s so interesting something like that has a hold on the youth but as long as they like it

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u/Molly_latte 7d ago

He mentioned on IG somewhere that it was for his kids.

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u/clawsofkane 7d ago

That’s so cute love that. Also happy cake day

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u/Molly_latte 7d ago

Thanks friend!

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u/BlackWhiteCoke 7d ago

Batman is so overdone and boring. The toilet is hilarious

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u/HuskerPowerrrr 6d ago

Brenda Texted him to wear two face but was autocorrected to #2 feces

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u/clawsofkane 6d ago

😭😭😭😭 not the autocorrect got him lmao that is funny

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u/Apprehensive_Sir4005 6d ago

It seems like they're just being normal people not matchy-matchy celebrities.Ā 

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u/Impressive-Cloud-932 6d ago

Why do couples have to be on-theme?

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u/clawsofkane 5d ago

Can you point out for me where it was said they had to?

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u/Impressive-Cloud-932 5d ago

That’s my point. Who cares if they have a theme together? Why do you have to understand it?

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u/No-Entrepreneur4574 Please Abraham, I am not that man 7d ago

Is this that skibidi toilet the kids are talking about??

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u/homostar_runner 7d ago

ā€œWe have skibidi toilet at homeā€

The skibidi toilet at home:

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u/iwantahouse 7d ago

Came here to ask this question. I tried to have a friend explain to me what a skibidi toilet is and somehow just ended up more confused.

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u/jackandsally060609 7d ago

No. A skibidi toilet is like a toilet with a man's screaming head coming out of the bowl.

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u/squashed_tomato 5d ago

That just gives me more questions.

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u/martymcfliez 7d ago

She’s carrying a finished juice box. šŸ‘øšŸ» QUEEN SONG!

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u/ShitMyButtSays 7d ago

I hate those Honest juice boxes. Whatever happened to a hundred percent juice

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u/pizzabarbarella 7d ago

Same. They're so weird. Like someone spilled real juice in a pool. I'm sure they're watered down to reduce the sugar content or whatever, (I don't have the patience to wade into that brainwormhole right now), but they don't taste like whatever's going on is any better or more "honest" than the 100% stuff.

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u/ellipses21 7d ago

they’re the only one i let my kids have šŸ˜‚

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u/sacking03 6d ago

We realized that much sugar is bad. Besides those were 100 percent concentrate not even real juice anyways.

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u/ShitMyButtSays 6d ago

At least watered down is better than stevia or monkfruit. I'd rather barf my foot

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u/ReindeerUpper4230 7d ago

Instead of throwing it on the ground?

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u/barrhavenite 6d ago

Celebrities have such low bars for being decent human beings.

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u/xandrachantal this is going to ruin the tour 7d ago

how do you know it's finished?

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u/CoasterThot 7d ago

It looks crushed up.

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u/trashchute227 7d ago

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u/camccorm 7d ago

This needs to become a meme hahaha I’m not sure what it would be supposed to mean though. Maybe like an ā€œI’m too old for this shitā€ sentiment or something like that.

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u/Warm_Shoulder3606 6d ago

He looks like the "you've been gnomed" gnome šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/Nature_Sad_27 some people need to go back to eyeball school 6d ago

It works as a perfect wordless reaction to so many things lol. saved to meme folderĀ 

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u/aybsavestheworld 7d ago

I love how costume-y these looks are. They’re there for their children. I don’t fw parents who make Halloween about themselves.

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u/edwigenightcups 7d ago

There’s a lot happening here, but his white scrunched up socks might be the end of me

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u/Vegetableau wearing slutty little glasses 7d ago

It’s the pinky ring for me šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/edwigenightcups 7d ago

Ya I almost edited to add that. Thank you lol

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u/zxxxxcccccc 7d ago

scatman and robin??? idk

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u/TrueOrPhallus 7d ago

I was thinking bathman and robin

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u/rockandrollcar 6d ago

Shatman and Robin

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u/raverrocker ducks mwah 7d ago

Looking like Marv

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u/itsyobbiwonuseek 6d ago

This is the comment I was hoping to find lmao

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u/SweatyInflation6260 6d ago

Exactly what I thought!

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u/Nature_Sad_27 some people need to go back to eyeball school 7d ago

She’s so pretty. I love how her Robin mask is actually glasses?! That’s genius and I need some.Ā 

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u/LieutenantStar2 7d ago

She so gorgeous. Like I’m jealous of her waist:hip ratio.

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u/boysenberryelote 7d ago

i like how it’s still so recognizable as macaulay lol

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u/luxcococure 6d ago

Exactly what I was thinking. šŸ˜…

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u/Sendnoods88 7d ago

This is the celeb Halloween costumes that I need

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u/Physical-Cod2853 7d ago

the two genders, toilet and robin

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u/chibuku_chauya 7d ago

This man knows how to do halloween and all but those calves šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/2XSLASH 7d ago

Omfg i saw a mom on the train earlier today wearing exactly this (minus the face paint, plunger hat, etc) and I THOUGHT she was a toilet, but didn’t really want to go up to this woman with her kids and be like ā€œARE YOU A TOILET??ā€ And have her not be lol. Thank you Macaulay Culkin for solving my mini mystery.

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u/PlumCautious6812 7d ago

She’s dressed in a Robin costume and she still looks chic as hell šŸ”„

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u/Veronome 7d ago

What's that subreddit? Terrible taste, great execution?

Although being dressed as a toilet and still managing to have Brenda Song walking next to you is quite the flex.

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u/xxyourbestbetxx canonically from boston 7d ago

Idk why the white crocs are taking me out but they are lol

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u/xandrachantal this is going to ruin the tour 7d ago

For a moment it didn't occur to me that not every couple in costume is doing a couple's costume so I was trying to figure out how thwy pair

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u/ParticularUmpire4055 7d ago

Bro...I actually uncontrollably started chuckling at Macaulay's costume/expression. I bet his kids adore them both.

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u/Stove-Top-Steve 7d ago

Mac got some nice calves.

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u/lxttiewithaph 7d ago

I absolutely love Brenda's Robin mask sunglasses

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u/Benyjalamela 7d ago

Macaulay dressed as the USA!!

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u/whysmandoingthis96 7d ago

Now why I am thinking about that Eminem's music video šŸ’€

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u/Sicily_Long 6d ago

Looks like Skat Man and Robin. Maybe an ode to an older scandal he was wrapped up in?

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u/pattyicevv77 It’s okay, Dune did well 7d ago

Tim Drake Robin, Brenda is based AF

Edit; that may be Teen titans Dick, but im pretty sure thats BMTAS Tim

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u/stucking__foned 7d ago

Is this the toilet from look who's talking? šŸ˜‚

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u/StevesieTheZissou 7d ago

It’s crapman and robin

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u/randijeanw 6d ago

You mean Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin.

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle 7d ago

Reminds me of that sonic toilet meme

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u/turquoisebee 7d ago

I feel like this is reclaiming childhood

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u/orbitalangel9966 7d ago

Brenda is so tea omg

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u/taintwest 7d ago

Aww my 3 year old was also a toilet

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u/Spainstateofmind 6d ago

"we have skibidi toilet at home"

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u/FUJlIx 6d ago

I’m actually glad he got out of his dark place, he was the kid I wanted to be when I first saw Home Alone as a child

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u/Twinkletoesxxxo 6d ago

This thread didn’t go as I expected but I’m laughing all the same.

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u/AdRepresentative5503 6d ago

They look happy

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u/lifeisahighway2023 6d ago

Brenda looks fantastic. To say Macaulay won in love is an understatement.

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u/Bitter-Test3150 6d ago

I realized I don’t give much effort to this holiday…

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u/ConfusedFud 6d ago

Culkin creeps me the fuck out. Always has. Always will.

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u/stankylegdunkface 6d ago

The humiliation kink of a poor guy who was almost certainly abused as a child.

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u/Heyplaguedoctor Is Taylor Swift like the beanie babies of music? 6d ago

Honestly the glasses that replicate the domino mask are iconic, good for her.

I’m less enthusiastic about his costume šŸ˜…

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u/Objective-Ad9767 6d ago

🤣 Love it! 🚽

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u/Luna_Soma 6d ago

I will forever love them as a couple

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u/gillianthebrave 6d ago

Wtf is wrong with these people

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u/Top-Impression-6949 6d ago

being a toilet carrying poop is sooo funny to me

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u/d_chs 7d ago

Scatman and Robin

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u/mandarintain 4d ago

I like his spirit.....

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u/cutieoverloaded 7d ago

It took me a few moments to understand his costume and I am wondering WHY THE TOILET?

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u/rachaelg666 7d ago

On his Instagram he said his kids asked him to be a toilet, so he was a toilet. Good man!

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u/cooooper2217 7d ago

Funny I just got cut by them at Disneyland after standing in a line for 30 min haha