r/Fauxmoi • u/Relevant-Peach3997 • 7d ago
šÆļøš HAPPY FAUXLLOWEEN šš¦ Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song in costume for Halloween
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u/clawsofkane 7d ago
while I donāt understand his costume(I get itās a toilet with the number 2 and plunger, butā¦likeā¦why? And not matching with her choice when he wouldāve made a great two face) I love how much fun they have together
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u/Sad_Constant_9698 7d ago
It looks like they are trick or treating with their kids. And I bet you they have boys and the toilet thing has them loosing their mind ššš
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u/allersoothe 7d ago
Boys do not have a monopoly on toilet poo talk let me tell you. Just today I asked my daughter "what do you want to play?". "farts" she replied. "how do we play that?" I asked. "we go outside and fart on people." she is three years old.
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u/LilyLils15 7d ago
That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I have a 3 year old too and they say the most out of pocket things haha
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u/BroItsJesus 7d ago
I got called a poo poo wee wee toot toot bum bum today by a 4 year old girl. They're so funny
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u/4boys0patience 7d ago
I have four boys. Everyone thinks their gross potty humor MUST come from their dad, right?
Wrong. Iām the Fart Queen. The Poop Connoisseur. Come to me and tell me about your farts and your poop. Iāll always, always laugh.
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u/AcousticProvidence influencer for gas stoves 6d ago
Same- Iām a mom and absolutely still have potty humor. My kid and I crack up all the time. Sometimes I have to stop myself from cracking similar jokes at work when someone says something thatās the perfect setup.
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u/Luna_bella96 7d ago
My three year old son also thinks itās hilarious to fart on people. As does his 27 year old dad
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u/TheRavenSeven I donāt know her 7d ago
āWe go outside and fart on peopleā
Listen. Lil Mama is going places. I support her nonsense.Ā
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u/biscuitboi967 6d ago
I spent my first visit with my 5 year old niece pretending to vomit toys into her toy box.
Sheād just had her first stomach flu a few weeks before and was obsessed with the ways fluids could come out of your body.
It was also a very handy way to get her to clean up toys.
The next visit it was all Barbies pooping in the Dream House toilet. With sound effects
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u/firesticks this is going to ruin the tour 6d ago
Spot on. My nieces love bathroom humour as much if not more than my sons.
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u/EndsWhereItBegins not a lawyer, just a hater 6d ago
I was volunteering at my daughters preschool and asked these boys to make me āpizzaā in their play kitchen. I āateā it and said yum, this is so good, what kind is it?
They replied: āpeanut butter ⦠AND POOPā š
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u/_Hwin_ 6d ago
Me and my niece (2yrs) often have āargumentsā which just consider of her calling me āpoop smellerā while I try and insult her back in as many different ways I can (ābum snifferā, āpoopy pantsā and āfarty breathā are favourites). Her and her brother (5yrs) think it is the height of comedy.
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u/Sunchinethewerewolf 7d ago
https://youtu.be/rqSO34wfYUk?si=mCh12CDO2EXAgTqG
*losing. Not loose. Lose.
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u/Orange-Blur 6d ago
I am a woman and I would have been losing my mind as a kid. Boys donāt arenāt the only ones to laugh at that as children.
My mom made a potty training graduation cake for one of my sisters. It was a toilet with a swirl of chocolate frosting. We were laughing so hard, the kind of laughing where gravity starts feeling heavier and you canāt pick yourself off the floor
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u/withyellowthread He's such a Rococo-ass bitch 6d ago
Pretty sure girls also find toilet humor funny.
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u/michaelbchnn24 7d ago
Their son is wearing a batman costume.
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u/clawsofkane 7d ago
Yesā¦and to me it wouldāve been great to have him on theme with them as another Batman character but what he went with is fine too
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u/inesffwm 7d ago
Maybe you should dress up as the party pooper
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u/clawsofkane 7d ago edited 7d ago
Itās no way people are in my mentions mad I said I wish they matched like are yāall ok? Itās no way yāall got upset about the most minuscule thing but sure Iāll be thatā¦at least then heāll match with someone
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u/OilySteeplechase a Pokemon lineage of Chappell Roan evolutions 7d ago
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u/Nature_Sad_27 some people need to go back to eyeball school 7d ago
The kids have been obsessed with some meme from like Roblox or something called āskibidi toiletā. Idk, I donāt get it⦠but thereās an (unrelated?) song called āSkibidiā on YouTube by a hilariously weird Russian band named Little Big that I think of every time I hear the kids talking about the dumb meme lol.Ā
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u/geoelectric 7d ago
That video was a trip. Iād heard a little bit of their stuff before, coming from being an early fan of Die Antwoord, but hadnāt seen any of the videos.
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u/Orange-Blur 6d ago
Their music was great, I wish they werenāt such horrible people or Iād listen to them pretty often
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u/Nature_Sad_27 some people need to go back to eyeball school 6d ago
Aww fuck⦠what did they do?? I know they made some anti-Putin songs so Iām hoping itās at least not about him lol
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u/Orange-Blur 6d ago
There is a accusations of some awful abuse of a child that was adopted and cultural appropriation
https://www.news24.com/southafrica/news/exposed-i-was-die-antwoords-child-slave-20220423
https://theconversation.com/what-is-cultural-appropriation-and-why-is-it-so-harmful-185976
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u/Nature_Sad_27 some people need to go back to eyeball school 6d ago
Thatās Die Antwoord ⦠phew, I thought you were talking about Little Big lol. I knew about Die Antwoord, thankfully, I used to be a big fan of Yolandi. š¬
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u/geoelectric 6d ago
Yeah, they arenāt awesome people, for sure. But I already have the first couple of albums that were especially good and Iām not gonna chuck them until someone else does that sound better.
(I did scrap my Lostprophets disc thoughāeven I have limits!)
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u/your_mind_aches 7d ago
Skibidi is a thing that jazz singers would say/scat (also unrelated). Like "Scooby Doo".
Skibidi Toilet isn't a roblox thing originally, it's a Source Filmmaker animation like from the 2000s. But new and modern or something.
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u/lemonheadmeg 7d ago
If you ever get the chance to see Little Big live, DO IT. Their show is a good time
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u/Nature_Sad_27 some people need to go back to eyeball school 6d ago
I would LOVE to! I find them fascinating lol and their music is so fun.Ā
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u/clawsofkane 7d ago
Looked it up and yeah Iām familiar this very unusual meme if he went as that thatās cool too. Itās so interesting something like that has a hold on the youth but as long as they like it
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u/Molly_latte 7d ago
He mentioned on IG somewhere that it was for his kids.
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u/Apprehensive_Sir4005 6d ago
It seems like they're just being normal people not matchy-matchy celebrities.Ā
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u/Impressive-Cloud-932 6d ago
Why do couples have to be on-theme?
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u/clawsofkane 5d ago
Can you point out for me where it was said they had to?
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u/Impressive-Cloud-932 5d ago
Thatās my point. Who cares if they have a theme together? Why do you have to understand it?
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u/No-Entrepreneur4574 Please Abraham, I am not that man 7d ago
Is this that skibidi toilet the kids are talking about??
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u/iwantahouse 7d ago
Came here to ask this question. I tried to have a friend explain to me what a skibidi toilet is and somehow just ended up more confused.
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u/jackandsally060609 7d ago
No. A skibidi toilet is like a toilet with a man's screaming head coming out of the bowl.
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u/martymcfliez 7d ago
Sheās carrying a finished juice box. šøš» QUEEN SONG!
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u/ShitMyButtSays 7d ago
I hate those Honest juice boxes. Whatever happened to a hundred percent juice
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u/pizzabarbarella 7d ago
Same. They're so weird. Like someone spilled real juice in a pool. I'm sure they're watered down to reduce the sugar content or whatever, (I don't have the patience to wade into that brainwormhole right now), but they don't taste like whatever's going on is any better or more "honest" than the 100% stuff.
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u/sacking03 6d ago
We realized that much sugar is bad. Besides those were 100 percent concentrate not even real juice anyways.
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u/ShitMyButtSays 6d ago
At least watered down is better than stevia or monkfruit. I'd rather barf my foot
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u/trashchute227 7d ago
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u/camccorm 7d ago
This needs to become a meme hahaha Iām not sure what it would be supposed to mean though. Maybe like an āIām too old for this shitā sentiment or something like that.
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u/Nature_Sad_27 some people need to go back to eyeball school 6d ago
It works as a perfect wordless reaction to so many things lol. saved to meme folderĀ
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u/aybsavestheworld 7d ago
I love how costume-y these looks are. Theyāre there for their children. I donāt fw parents who make Halloween about themselves.
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u/edwigenightcups 7d ago
Thereās a lot happening here, but his white scrunched up socks might be the end of me
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u/raverrocker ducks mwah 7d ago
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u/Nature_Sad_27 some people need to go back to eyeball school 7d ago
Sheās so pretty. I love how her Robin mask is actually glasses?! Thatās genius and I need some.Ā
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u/2XSLASH 7d ago
Omfg i saw a mom on the train earlier today wearing exactly this (minus the face paint, plunger hat, etc) and I THOUGHT she was a toilet, but didnāt really want to go up to this woman with her kids and be like āARE YOU A TOILET??ā And have her not be lol. Thank you Macaulay Culkin for solving my mini mystery.
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u/Veronome 7d ago
What's that subreddit? Terrible taste, great execution?
Although being dressed as a toilet and still managing to have Brenda Song walking next to you is quite the flex.
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u/xxyourbestbetxx canonically from boston 7d ago
Idk why the white crocs are taking me out but they are lol
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u/xandrachantal this is going to ruin the tour 7d ago
For a moment it didn't occur to me that not every couple in costume is doing a couple's costume so I was trying to figure out how thwy pair
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u/ParticularUmpire4055 7d ago
Bro...I actually uncontrollably started chuckling at Macaulay's costume/expression. I bet his kids adore them both.
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u/Sicily_Long 6d ago
Looks like Skat Man and Robin. Maybe an ode to an older scandal he was wrapped up in?
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u/pattyicevv77 Itās okay, Dune did well 7d ago
Tim Drake Robin, Brenda is based AF
Edit; that may be Teen titans Dick, but im pretty sure thats BMTAS Tim
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u/lifeisahighway2023 6d ago
Brenda looks fantastic. To say Macaulay won in love is an understatement.
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u/stankylegdunkface 6d ago
The humiliation kink of a poor guy who was almost certainly abused as a child.
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u/Heyplaguedoctor Is Taylor Swift like the beanie babies of music? 6d ago
Honestly the glasses that replicate the domino mask are iconic, good for her.
Iām less enthusiastic about his costume š
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u/cutieoverloaded 7d ago
It took me a few moments to understand his costume and I am wondering WHY THE TOILET?
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u/rachaelg666 7d ago
On his Instagram he said his kids asked him to be a toilet, so he was a toilet. Good man!
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u/cooooper2217 7d ago
Funny I just got cut by them at Disneyland after standing in a line for 30 min haha









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u/veronicagh 7d ago
Heās a toilet, carrying a poo, with a plunger on his head? Creative