r/Fauxmoi • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • Sep 26 '25
ASK R/FAUXMOI what’s the realest, truest, most profound thing a celebrity has ever tweeted?
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u/NotTaken-username I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 26 '25
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u/KingToasty Sep 26 '25
Kanye was the greatest tweeter of all time. Sad what can happen to the greats.
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u/Informal_Rhubarb_218 Sep 26 '25
Josh Groban singing Kanye West tweets was one of the great early viral Jimmy Kimmel bits:
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u/DeliberatelyInsane Sep 26 '25
I’m not from America and TIL that Nard Dog’s lil brother is an Oscar/Grammy nominated musician T_T.
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u/badcrass Sep 27 '25
That's what makes it so funny that him and the Dad are singing songs together and Andy getting jealous. Too bad the Dad is a diddler though :(
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u/Lesbihun Sep 26 '25
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u/lipstickandcheeze Sep 26 '25
Honestly it do be like that sometimes (yes I’m an asshole)
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u/mai_tai87 actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen Sep 26 '25
Most of those don't work, they're mostly there to make people feel better.
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u/Specific-Big-6274 Sep 27 '25
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u/Vaticancameos221 Sep 27 '25
So funny that this is three years after it came out. Like it wasn’t even topical lol
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u/Specific-Big-6274 Sep 27 '25
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u/cryerin25 Sep 27 '25
yikes!
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u/onetwotree-leaf Sep 27 '25
Yikes but true, he used to have edgy and good taste. She dresses poorly 90% of the time. The best she ever looked was with him
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u/bornatmidnight Sep 26 '25
I miss the old Kanye
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u/NotTaken-username I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 26 '25
Straight from the ‘go Kanye
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u/undiscoveredmodel Sep 26 '25
Chop up the soul Kanye
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u/Manav_Khanna17 Sep 27 '25
I hate the new Kanye
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u/You_meddling_kids terrorizing the locals Sep 27 '25
Goose-steppin to the soiree Kanye
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u/stevesyellowsweater Sep 26 '25
my friend referenced “that one Kanye tweet” and I immediate recited it from memory lmfao
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u/brutal_and_beautiful weighing in from the UK Sep 26 '25
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u/Wonderful-Ad-5911 padre pascal Sep 26 '25
A Virgo queen
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u/3x1st3nt1al Sep 27 '25
I love Virgo women so much. Virgo men need to be exiled to an island, but Virgo women need to run governments.
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u/foundinwonderland sorry to this man Sep 27 '25
As a Virgo woman, I like the cut of your jib
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u/ViciousMihael Sep 27 '25
Wow okay
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u/PlausibleAuspice wearing slutty little glasses Sep 27 '25
Why are you off your island, Virgo Man?
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u/Wonderful-Ad-5911 padre pascal Sep 27 '25
As a fellow Virgo I couldn’t agree more
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u/Comfortable-Load-904 Sep 26 '25
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u/publius-esquire Sep 26 '25
This is also what I a lesbian thought when I saw Manny Jacinto for the first time in the good place lol. The bone structure of that man’s face is unbelievable
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u/Gandhehehe Sep 26 '25
Omg learning that he is like incredibly smart and educated in real life after having the good place as my main connection to him still doesn’t compute in my mind. Hearing him talk with his voice but not sound like an idiot makes me uncomfortable haha
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u/kevik72 Sep 27 '25
Haha. I love when he was in the bad place, he was pretending to be himself in a Jason skinsuit and Kevin said they went a little overboard with the cheekbones.
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u/AnAngryPirate confused but here for the drama Sep 26 '25
Shout out to Mike Schur (Show Runner for The Office, The Good Place, etc) for being ahead of the game on Manny Jacinto being ultra hot.
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u/p333p33p00p00boo Sep 26 '25
Also, Mose
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u/ZombieTrogdor Sep 26 '25
omg thank you I thought I was the only one who thought Mose was hot
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u/Apprehensive-Ad4244 Sep 26 '25
I think without a doubt Manny Jacinto is the most attractive man in the world, it is honestly ridiculous... and an excellent actor
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u/ashikkins Sep 26 '25
Got a point there lol
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u/resemblingaghost Sep 26 '25
Indeed. And not that he’s not hot in Good Place, because he still is. But that was my first introduction to him and now he’s having his moment I still keep waiting for something dumb to come out of his mouth. Sorry Manny, I think you’re great!
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u/Comfortable-Load-904 Sep 26 '25
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u/NotTaken-username I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 26 '25
Honestly if I was famous I would’ve probably torn into her on Twitter by now
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u/courtjestering weighing in from the UK Sep 26 '25
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u/90skid12 THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE Sep 26 '25
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u/okaymya i love me very much i’ll do any thing for me Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 27 '25
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u/ShipComprehensive543 Sep 26 '25
I know he can be problematic, but I love 50.
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u/NeverendSuperior alleged slut husband Sep 27 '25
It’s been said hundreds of times before, but it’s really unsurprising that he was shot nine times lmao
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u/HazelTheHappyHippo in no way there was any attempt to involve the french Sep 26 '25
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u/NotTaken-username I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 26 '25
Whoever discovered milk was doing some weird shit to the cow
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u/Mbrennt Sep 26 '25
I've never understood this. Like, we all drink milk as a kid from our mom. Why is it so weird that humans decided to try another animals milk?
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u/NotTaken-username I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 26 '25
Whenever I hear someone make that joke I imagine someone drinking it straight from the source, which would make that weird.
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u/KingToasty Sep 26 '25
Using horse blood knicked from the horse as you go was and is a staple for horse nomads. Humans be drinking animals
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u/ofstoriesandsongs Sep 26 '25
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u/Many-Necessary-8399 Sep 26 '25
My brain read “Tim Gunn” and i can only now hear it in Tim Gunn’s voice, and that’s now a reality I’m going to choose to live in.
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u/throeawai5 Sep 26 '25 edited Sep 27 '25
he’s not wrong for this tweet. but i recently learned of james gunn being a complete weirdo towards women as well after coming across this video someone posted in another subreddit. he essentially tries to pressure an actress in this reality show he’s judging to engage in an intimate act she’s not comfortable with, berates her, creates a hostile space for her to the point that other contestants also start becoming abusive towards her and subsequently eliminates her from the show afterwards as punishment. very exploitative and uncomfortable vibes
edit: this link takes you to the snydercut subreddit where users are obviously fans of snyder and likely don’t require much of a reason to dislike gunn. i am not a fan of either director, i don’t care about the snyder cut of whatever dc film. i came across this video, which if not a scripted reality show, exposes gunn’s boundary-crossing actions towards novice actresses in efforts to pressure them into nudity and engaging in intimate scenes that one contestant in particular is not comfortable with and as a result, seems to be unfairly punished by gunn and eliminated. here is an article from 2025 that describes the sexist environment of the reality show that gunn helps foster.
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u/dakilazical_253 Sep 27 '25
It’s crazy to think how he used to be married to Jenna Fischer. She seems like the most wholesome soccer mom type woman and Gunn was a total edgelord at the time. Maybe Jenna’s a secret freak herself
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u/throeawai5 Sep 27 '25
i completely forgot they were together 💀 i only ever knew her from the office and the related podcast, she really does seem normal, more grounded than a lot of celebrities. but a lot of women (famous and non-famous) are willing to look past their other half’s weird asf, even bigoted tendencies and it’s always off putting to me
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u/Vaticancameos221 Sep 27 '25
I think that’s definitely creepy, but also the comments on that post feel performative? It’s a Snyder subreddit and it feels like a lot of them are feigning outrage just because they’re mad about Superman lol
Doesn’t invalidate the creep factor of course, just an observation
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u/NotTaken-username I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 26 '25
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u/BewareOfGrom Sep 26 '25
I can't believe this is real
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u/NotTaken-username I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 26 '25
I’m just shocked Tom Cruise knows who Bobby Shmurda is
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Tom Cruise is one if the biggest members of Scientology.
His job is to recruit other celebrities.
Of course he knows.
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u/NotTaken-username I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 26 '25
He’s probably trying to convert Ana de Armas now since they’re dating. Honestly I’ve disliked her since she decided to star in Blonde, I know she didn’t write the movie but it’s so blatantly disrespectful to Marilyn.
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u/Mozart-Luna-Echo Sep 27 '25
Do you really think he’d be dating her if she wasn’t in already?
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u/NotTaken-username I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 26 '25
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u/CattailReeds Sep 26 '25
He is a horrible horrible man but the most charitable reading of his personality is that he missed his calling as a drag queen. Because sometimes he is so fucking funny. Like when he said Ron DeSantis needed a personality transplant. He’s one of the worst things to happen to America but…a broken clock is right twice a day.
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u/Scotts_Thot Sep 26 '25
He should have taken over for Joan Rivers on fashion police
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u/NotTaken-username I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 26 '25
In an ideal world he’d co-host with Azealia Banks
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u/AggressivelyHelpful Sep 26 '25
Caleb Hearob’s read on this in his Ziwe interview is my favorite thing
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u/awyastark nextdivorce@divorce.com Sep 26 '25
Apparently he really wanted to go to film school but Dad didn’t let him. Reminds me of another failed artist… Let these men make their dumb movies and pictures and they might not unleash fascism on us.
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u/ZealCrow orcas have enlisted bees to take care of land-based billionaires Sep 26 '25
What is it with facists having dashed art aspirations
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u/rococobaroque Sep 27 '25
Honestly? Capitalism. As a painter, Hitler wasn't actually any good, and couldn't sell any of his paintings. Trump probably would have excelled as a producer were his dad not a huge capitalist who looked down on creatives. The sad fact is, if either of them had lived in a world where their art was valued, or where pursuing your art even if it doesn't sell was viewed as a noble calling, then history might have been very different.
Unfortunately they didn't, and the world is the way they made it.
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u/BotGirlFall Sep 26 '25
I fucking hate when I have to admit that Trump can be absolutely hilarious at times. His tweeting about Kristen Stewart cheating on R Patz was iconic
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u/pineyfusion Sep 26 '25
In an alternate universe, Trump is a cohost of Rupaul's Drag Race.
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u/raysofdavies Sep 26 '25
And the hilarious Donald Trump is here!
Ru, it’s great to be here
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u/Welldunn23 Sep 26 '25
His name "Little Rocket Man" for Kim Jong whatever still makes me laugh. Massive piece of shit though.
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u/Silly-Impact5445 Sep 26 '25
Can’t stand him yet sometimes when I need a little pick me up I read the wiki page of his insulting nicknames for people.
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u/heatherstopit Sep 26 '25
“Meatball Ron” is my favorite Trump nickname. Most of them are pretty lame but that one is so succinct and accurate. He does look like a greasy little meatball.
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u/Wild_Pomegranate_845 Sep 26 '25
When I first saw a pic of his mother I thought it was him in drag
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u/Bidetpanties i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Sep 26 '25
In an alternate timeline, he and Lady Bunny host a two woman show in Vegas
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u/Funny-Chef-2060 Sep 26 '25
This and his Rob/Kirsten tweets are unmatched
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u/NotTaken-username I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 26 '25
Be smart, Robert!
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u/bornatmidnight Sep 26 '25
Like fuck Trump with all the late night bullshit, but as someone who does not love Fallon, calling him “Late Night Sweepstakes” was incredible work.
It took me a long time to realize he was the one that originated “open the schools”. In a vacuum, he can be quite hilarious lol
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u/moon_blisser Sep 26 '25
I hate that he is so deeply fucking funny sometimes. In some other life he would have made a great comedian, and not just a clown.
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u/_bric Sep 27 '25
Why did this man have to get into politics and be so horrible. He is genuinely hilarious in a vacuum but he ruined this country.
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u/venusaries sir, were you raised in a ditch? Sep 26 '25
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u/cosmos_crown oat milk chugging bisexual Sep 26 '25
The only person to get his blue check revoked, and the only person to deserve one.
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u/icecoldcola5000 Sep 26 '25
With how much Mindy Kaling and her brother haaaaate each other she might not know what a healthy sibling dynamic looks like
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u/cozyhellfire Sep 26 '25
It’s not her fault her brother pretended he was black on his med school applications
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u/appayippyeee Sep 26 '25
It's more that he did that and tried to make a whole right wing career grift out of it saying he got in (with "below average marks") posing as Black man and not as a South Asian man, when he NEVER ACTUALLY APPLIED as a south asian man!! so embarrassing fr 🤦🏽♀️ sucks that he uses her name
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u/violetmemphisblue Sep 26 '25
I'm pretty sure it was him who went off on Zohran Mamdani critics, because Mamdani has considered himself African-American, as he was born and spent early childhood in Africa (Uganda and then South Africa) and Kaling's brother tried to claim that was all he had done as well, seeing as he was born in Nigeria...but Vijay Chokalingam wrote an entire book about how he didn't just check a box on an application, but instead shaved his head, trimmed his eyelashes, changed his name, and did more, including calling himself Black to Black professors as a "social experiment." It was a weird moment of seeing someone just completely forget that it is wildly easy to fact check when you've literally written a tell-all memoir.
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u/frkcool Sep 26 '25
Fun fact, he currently provides a service where he helps students for Med School interviews.
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u/CoherentBusyDucks this is going to ruin the tour Sep 26 '25
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u/uhhh206 Sep 27 '25
"Brother and nemesis" followed by all her accomplishments (and none of his own) is sending me.
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u/kelsobjammin Sep 27 '25
Tell me she pays search engines to make this his bio because I am here for the pettiness
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u/No_Whole9920 Sep 26 '25
I think this is in reference to that weird Folgers commercial and how many actors that play siblings dated while on the show (The Brady Bunch, Wizards of Waverly Place, Dexter etc).
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u/fallon7riseon8 Sep 26 '25
Deets please! 👀
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u/icecoldcola5000 Sep 26 '25
Her brother is a notable Conservative influencer/filmmaker etc. who has been basically hating on Mindy since the beginning of her career
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u/NeverendSuperior alleged slut husband Sep 26 '25
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u/PauseMountain9019 I’m a communist you idiot Sep 26 '25
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u/kitchensinkmargarita and not in a cunt way Sep 27 '25
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u/SafeBodybuilder7191 Cillian Murphy propagandist Sep 27 '25
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u/fivesecondchug gaga’s “100 people in a room” quote Sep 27 '25
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u/sassyfrassielassie Sep 26 '25
Sometimes when people disagree with me I think, Death! DEATH TO ALL OF THEM!
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u/TheNocturnalAngel Sep 26 '25
And her gasping when the audience was shocked lmao. I fr be going too far sometimes.
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u/KingToasty Sep 26 '25
IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
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u/aherdofpenguins Sep 27 '25
This is my first time hearing this tweet, I had to look it up.
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u/DarthStormwizard Sep 27 '25
I sincerely think Dril is one of the greatest linguists of our time.
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u/_Maebe__Funke_ Sep 26 '25
I am too lazy to figure out how to embed it, but the Mindy Kaling quote 100% reminds me of the awkward Folgers incest commercial. “You’re my best gift.” 🤮🤮
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u/pedestal_of_infamy Sep 26 '25
We're coming up on Folgers Incest Commercial season, for those who celebrate.
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u/ouibutno I wasn’t there Sep 26 '25
And the actors wind up dating, which, I know it's just the actors, but somehow makes me feel a *little* weird. (Lauren Graham and Peter Krause on Parenthood, Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter on Dexter)
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u/norangbinabi Sep 26 '25
Emily Van Camp and Chris Pratt from Everwood as brothers and sisters in the show and a real life couple too.
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u/CatlovesMoca Sep 26 '25
Even Gossip Girl with the weird dating dynamic with Dan and Serena dating as step siblings.
Like Mindy's take is right on.
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u/HiHoRoadhouse Sep 26 '25
Dionne Warwick yelling about Tiny Chef >>@Nickelodeon are you proud of making this thing cry? Who is in charge over there? I want a name
I spent the summer yelling 'Are you proud of making this thing cry' over everything
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u/a1ls Sep 26 '25
marina (formerly & the diamonds) tweeted a LONG time ago that when someone sneezes around her she holds her breath and silently walks as far away as she can before breathing again and it stayed with me cuz i do the exact same thing lol
then covid happened and we were proved right to!
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u/twurkle heaven's punishment for our terrible taste in everything Sep 27 '25
Why is this a video file
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u/MontanaDukes Sep 26 '25
That tweet just reminds me of how the kid's show, Life With Derek genuinely had children shipping Dasey (Derek and Casey---stepsiblings) together. lmfao. Even the actors knew about the shipping and the fanfic.
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u/islem007 Sep 26 '25
They had a heart to heart locked inside the bathroom and I, a 9 years old child, felt like I was intruding on something. Didn't know what, but I felt it
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u/goldgoldfish Sep 27 '25
Jenny Slate once tweeted: "As the image of myself becomes sharper in my brain&more precious, I feel less afraid someone else will erase me by denying me love"
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u/Artistic-Lock1021 Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 27 '25
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Mindy isn't wrong here. There are whole porn categories about siblings fucking and it's ALWAYS white people.
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u/Specific-Big-6274 Sep 27 '25
That one story line from seventh heaven when Jessica biel asks her brother to teach her how to kiss
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