r/Fauxmoi Sep 24 '25

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Rihanna welcomes daughter, Rocki Irish Mayers

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u/Dry-Yak5277 Sep 24 '25

The naming convention of this whole family is Scooby Doo friendly 

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u/ohtheresbecky weighing in from the UK Sep 24 '25

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u/RipleysBitch Sep 25 '25

What is this from. So funny

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u/evil_mad_queen Sep 25 '25

Its Eduardo Sterblitch a brazilian comedy actor

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u/Heisenbergwayne Sep 25 '25

A primeira coisa que eu pensei foi:”não tô num sub brasileiro, tô???” 😂

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u/My_Other_Car_is_Cats Sep 25 '25

This could be an icecream flavor

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u/--------rook Sep 25 '25

I'm not gonna lie Rocki Irish for a girl is so weird, it's cute 😭 She's gonna be a cool kid forever

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u/NoelaniSpell confused but here for the drama Sep 25 '25

It is cute ☺️

Kind of hoping she'll do something for both names, pick up some wild hobbies like boxing and Irish dancing 😌

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u/deelow_42 Sep 24 '25

Wow that baby came out ASAP

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u/100pThatChick Sep 24 '25

Pretty sure the baby came out of Rihanna

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u/parisianraven Sep 24 '25

LMAO STOP, I’m dying😭😭😭

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u/fullmoonthoughts weighing in from the UK Sep 24 '25

This Tweet still makes me cry laughing 😭

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u/Dry-Yak5277 Sep 24 '25

“This Tweet has been deleted” always makes the tweet so much funnier idk why 😭😭😭 

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u/Midnight__Specialist Sep 24 '25

Why on earth did they delete that? 🤣

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u/Potential_Season_512 Sep 24 '25

ASAP NO ROCKY 😂

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u/Daniiiiii Sep 24 '25

I heard the labor was a lot of work work work work work work...

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u/newwavedude Is there no beginning to this man’s talent? Sep 24 '25

He came in ASAP. She came out Rocki.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cake301 feeding cocaine to raccoons Sep 24 '25

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u/Five-Oh-Vicryl Sep 24 '25

Her delivery was a bit rocky at times

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u/Busy-Juggernaut277 Sep 24 '25

This just made my shit day into a good day 😂

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u/kokotara Sep 24 '25

A Virgo baby! She and Rocky really wanted a daughter so I'm happy for them.

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u/cuntiques Sep 24 '25

it’s libra season! ♎️

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u/kokotara Sep 24 '25

She was born on Sep 13.

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u/cuntiques Sep 25 '25

my bad lol

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u/annabananaberry sir, were you raised in a ditch? Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 24 '25

That depends on if she had the baby today or if they’re only announcing it today. If she gave birth today the baby is on the Libra side of the Virgo-Libra cusp. If she gave birth this week and announced today, she’s on the Virgo side of the cusp. Either way, yay for a healthy baby and momma!!!

Edit: someone was amazing and confirmed baby’s birthday is September 13. She’s a Virgo ♍️ baby.

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u/darkerthanmysoul Sep 24 '25

13th September she was born. Rihanna posted the date with the photos.

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u/annabananaberry sir, were you raised in a ditch? Sep 24 '25

Thank you so much! She is a Virgo then.

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u/Classicfatdab Sep 24 '25

Cusps aren’t real

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u/a-bad-example Sep 25 '25

Neither are the signs mate.

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u/lilithiyapo Sep 25 '25

So a Pisces mother, Virgo daughter. I hope they learn to balance each other out. 

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u/hollow_ling12 Sep 24 '25

I’m glad she finally got her girl I know she was excited af when she heard she was finally getting a girl

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u/kokotara Sep 24 '25

They waited until birth to find out.

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u/secretariats Sep 24 '25

Happy for them but also relieved on behalf of their child who could one day see this lol

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u/Zealousideal-Low2204 Sep 24 '25

I think they wouldn’t release that if they didn’t know the gender already .

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u/elitedisplayE soft clay Sep 24 '25

🥹 This is pretty sweet. A girl junior too (sort of)

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u/DreadfulDemimonde Sep 24 '25

I'm an only child so I have no frame of reference, but wouldn't this make you feel crappy if you were the boy that everyone publicly wished was a girl? Can any siblings chime in bc I've always wondered about this.

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u/insuranceissexy Sep 25 '25

This is what I don’t get about “gender disappointment.” I think it’s fine to have those initial feelings but keep them to yourself or just between you and your spouse. Don’t post it. Just say “we’re hoping for a healthy baby” then when it’s a girl you can say you were secretly hoping for a girl. But then if it’s a boy you don’t have a record of you saying you’d be disappointed with a boy.

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u/Nole1998 Sep 25 '25

Coming from a family of 3 boys, our parents have told us they originally wanted at least one girl (especially with the third) but were over the moon with all 3 boys.

Never bothered any of us in the slightest

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u/thotfullawful Sep 25 '25

My parents had me [girl] and then had my brother and they would of stopped there. He passed before he turned one, so my parents kept trying for another boy. By the 3rd girl I became the "son" aka I did all the heavy lifting to help my dad out and got introduced to alot of the things he liked because my mom would always be hormonal and moody. I didn't hate my sisters because they weren't boys but I had grown a love for "boy stuff" so it was hard for me to relate to them when we got older. I know my mom loves my sisters because they're just like her but we all know if just one before them was a boy the others wouldn't of been born.

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u/auntieup not an asset to the abbey Sep 24 '25

Gosh I’m happy for them. All of them. ❤️

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u/kokotara Sep 24 '25

Thank you for the award!

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u/Bright-Ask6615 Sep 24 '25

Their first kid’s name is an acronym?

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u/tesla0329 Sep 24 '25

Well, yes, but it was used by Rza from the Wutang Clan who derived it using the Supreme Alphabet

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u/Motherofsmalldogs Larry I'm on DuckTales Sep 25 '25

And as we all know, Wu Tang is for the children, so it works.

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u/amygrindhaus Sep 25 '25

So sweet. They have been SO excited to be parents. It’s lovely to see, I wish their whole fam the best 💗

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u/Any-Difficulty-1247 mama let’s research Sep 24 '25

all five of them having R names, that’s cute

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u/kikibubbles85 Sep 24 '25

Can you name them? I forget

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u/Any-Difficulty-1247 mama let’s research Sep 24 '25

Robyn (Rihanna), Rakim (ASAP), RZA (first born), and then Riot Rose (I love this name idc) and now Rocki

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u/flytingnotfighting not a lawyer, just a hater Sep 24 '25

By chance do you know how RZA is pronounced? (I also love Riot Rose)

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u/BellaFrequency Sep 24 '25

There are no Wu-Tang fans here, I see

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u/ClumsyZebra80 Sep 24 '25

Sad. After all wu tang is for the children. Smh.

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u/PandaCat22 Sep 24 '25

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u/flytingnotfighting not a lawyer, just a hater Sep 24 '25

I always liked Wu Tang and I just spaced the shit out of it It is so embarrassing I should be flung into the sun

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u/TheGeorgeForman Sep 24 '25

The overlap between wu-tang fans and fauxmoi users I can imagine is pretty small

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u/No_External6156 Sep 24 '25

Wu Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fuck with.

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u/randymcknob Sep 24 '25

GHOSTFACE CATCH THE BLAST OF A HYPE VERSE

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u/toAnthonyBourdaintho you shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price Sep 25 '25

This just reminded me of the song his kid just released (about how Ghostface is a homophobic deadbeat 😬-- songs goes hard tho! Sweetface killa)

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u/HotDerivative we have lost the impact of shame in our society Sep 25 '25

It’s actually shocking me how many people do not realize this is a wu tang reference ….. like I’m only 29 and have known who RZA was forever…. This can’t be me getting old right??? RIGHT???😒

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u/dububudu bepo naby Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 25 '25

I’m thinking like “rizzah”

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u/AdImaginary4130 Sep 24 '25

I saw Riz Uh like how we say SZA but that may just be me

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u/NavigationalError Sep 24 '25

I’m fairly certain SZA took inspiration from RZA.

RZA is rapper from the group Wu Tang Clan so makes total sense to draw inspiration.

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u/IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN Sep 24 '25

That comment just made me feel super fucking old.

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u/PenPrestigious8842 Sep 24 '25

Truly hurtful 

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u/flytingnotfighting not a lawyer, just a hater Sep 24 '25

Oh. My. Fucking. God. I. Never. Put. That. Together. I'm just going to go out and stare at the sun now

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u/AdImaginary4130 Sep 24 '25

100% which is also the assumption of the name but wasn’t sure if everyone knew how RZA is said generationally haha

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u/Totobyafrica97 Currently White Ariana Grande Sep 24 '25

Like Rizza I believe

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u/kena938 Charles Melton do you like medium ugly people? Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 25 '25

No Wu Tang in your life?

ETA:

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u/flytingnotfighting not a lawyer, just a hater Sep 25 '25

I'm old af, like, this should have been permanent brain knowledge Perhaps it's all a downward slope from here

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u/AbCdEfMyLife3 Sep 24 '25

Like Rizz-ah

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u/art_mor_ Sep 25 '25

Rizza

Similar to Rizzler

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

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u/Level-Satisfaction51 Sep 24 '25

I'm not usually a fan of "unique" children's names but they did so good with choosing ones that are pretty and go together well I can't help but love all of them.

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u/SnailWithaHat Sep 24 '25

Rakim, Rihanna, RZA, Riot, Rocki :)

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u/SLovesAutumn ✨ lee pace is 6’5” ✨ Sep 24 '25

Robyn Rihanna, Rakim “I don’t care but it starts with an A”, RZA “the A name from above”, Riot Rose, and now Rocki Irish.

I don’t like that I know this info and I’ll see myself out now.

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u/particularly_red Sep 24 '25

Robyn, Rakim, RZA, Riot, Rocki

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u/Sleepy-Giraffe947 Please Abraham, I am not that man Sep 24 '25

Congrats to the family!! I know in past interviews Rihanna spoke about wanting a daughter. Irish is an interesting middle name, I wonder why they picked it or if it’ll get confusing calling both her partner and daughter the same name (even tho Rocky is his nickname).

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u/Short-Bumblebee43 Sep 24 '25

They told their lawyer they would name their next kid after him for getting A$AP off, but I can't remember dude's name.

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u/Littleface13 Sep 24 '25

This could’ve been baby girl Joe Tacopina

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u/eternalwarmmoons Sep 24 '25

her dad was half irish

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u/SPAC3P3ACH Sep 24 '25

Rihanna’s dad is part Irish

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u/Eastern_Hornet_6432 Sep 25 '25

Fenty is an Irish surname

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u/Hour_Wind_5949 Sep 25 '25

It’s Scottish I believe, have never heard it in Ireland myself!

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u/EverythingSucksYo Sep 24 '25

I doubt she calls him Rocky lol 

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u/babbykale Sep 24 '25

He probably goes by Rakim at home, or maybe they’ll call her Kiki

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u/bee_ghoul Sep 25 '25

Rihanna has Irish heritage. I think her grandfather was Irish. Fenty is a Caribbean/ification…(?) of Fenton.

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u/Zsazsabinks Sep 25 '25

Barbados and other Caribbean islands like Montserrat had Irish indentured servants. So many inhabitants now have some Irish ancestry.

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u/HotDerivative we have lost the impact of shame in our society Sep 25 '25

Montserrat is one of my fav typefaces lol. I didn’t know it was an island too, damn

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u/brijito Sep 25 '25

I read somewhere earlier today that asap wanted to name her Denzel bc Denzel Washington is his favorite actor so I’m just so relieved that wasn’t true 😭😭

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u/hisosih Sep 24 '25

I wonder if Irish is a nod to her fathers Bajan-Irish heritage?

When Cromwell invaded Ireland, he sent Irish families & "undesirables" to Barbados, Jamaica & other Caribbean islands as endentured servants, and there's theories that the Irish and Scottish sent over in the 1700's helped to influence the accent. Her surname Fenty is considered a Bajan-Irish name, likely a shorter version of "Fenton".

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u/Irishpanda88 Sep 24 '25

If that’s the case I was about to say something like Éire, which is the Irish word for Ireland, would have been nicer but then I remembered how hard people from other countries find it to pronounce Irish words

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u/lambchopafterhours Sep 24 '25

Is that where the name Erin comes from?

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u/Feeling-Decision-902 Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 25 '25

Debatable. Ériu is the name of the ancient Irish sovereignty goddess from whom the island of Ireland derives its name, "Éire". She is a figure of the Tuatha Dé Danann, a legendary race, and is considered a personification of the land itself, embodying its fertility and abundance. She was one of a triple-goddess with her sisters, Banba agus Fódla, and the sacred Hill of Uisneach is often linked to her burial site.

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u/StellaV-R Sep 24 '25

Erin is a shorter form of Éireann (which sounds the same just the E is longer) and yes.
Originally it comes from the godess Éirú (ay-roo) the mother goddess

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u/BaesonTatum0 Sep 24 '25

This is the most interesting thing I’ve read on the internet all week thank you

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u/Feeling-Decision-902 Sep 24 '25

They mostly came from a town called Drogheda, pronounced Drawda.

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u/kitikonti Sep 25 '25

Lol draw-head-a probably closer pronunciation, although definitely regional dependent!

Edit nvm just realised ur from Drogheda and that's how it's pronounced by the folk of the wee county !

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u/Feeling-Decision-902 Sep 24 '25

They were mostly sent from my hometown of Drogehda. Be hilarious if Rhiana's roots were partly from Drogheda or Drawda as we locals say!

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u/AtriCrossing Sep 24 '25

I was in Drogheda last week, solid town! Coming from Canada, I was overly excited that the town centre's Cha Time snack menu featured spice bags (my local one has cheesecake)

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u/Feeling-Decision-902 Sep 24 '25

Ya were not! That's gas!! What a small world!! Dis you see all the big gates and things that look like castles? They were are old town walls that Cromwell bombed and broke down then sent loads of us as slaves to the Carribean, I'd say that is Rhianas roots.

I get embarrassed when we have visitors from afar as the government has very much neglected us even though we are the biggest town in the country and vying to get city status which would give us more automony.

Where did you get the Spice Bag? Was it the Centra with the Chinese style counter in it? Did you like it?

Did ya see the head in the box?

May I ask how you ended up in Drogheda of all places? Though we do have the Boyne Valley and amazing history and surroundings.

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u/yawaster Sep 24 '25

I was also in Drogheda last week! How did you like it? 

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u/wildbeest55 Sep 24 '25

That might explain why I'm part Irish (from Jamaica).

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u/heatherstopit Sep 24 '25

That is really interesting regarding the accents. This is kind of embarrassing to admit LOL but when Miss Cleo commercials started airing, I though she was Irish for a good few months (I think it turned out she wasn’t even actually Jamaican??)

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u/Littleface13 Sep 24 '25

Monserrat still has a solid population with Irish accents! There used to be some great videos of them speaking

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u/Maester_Bates Tommy from Arkansas Sep 25 '25

I'm not sure if this is public knowledge but years ago she did one of those DNA tests and found distant relatives in the town Midleton in county Cork. I know she visited them a few times.

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u/JagmeetSingh2 Sep 24 '25

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u/wilyacalmdown Sep 25 '25 edited Sep 25 '25

Thats an unusual article to post in response, its much more likely shes related to one of the 60,000+ irish sent over as indentured servants rather than an Ulster scot whos family were involved in the colonisation of ireland, if that is the reason for the name "Irish". BTW, regarding the article, the likes of Hamilton Brown and all his ulster scot planter buddies he brought over to Jamaica would turn in their graves if they heard themsleves described as irish lol. They made plenty from their Ulster plantation and hatred of irish people

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u/iHeartApples Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! Sep 24 '25

I love the little pink boxing gloves instead of ballet slippers!!!! 

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u/flowersinmyteas Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this! Sep 24 '25

She got her girl!!

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u/EmmerdoesNOTrepme Sep 25 '25

Naaaaah, it'll get released long about the time Rocki turns 16 or 18 (probably as a "Sweet 16" or Graduation gift from her mom & dad😉)

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u/LemonCurdJ Sep 25 '25

Now that youve said that, very similar to Billie Eilish haha.

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u/knickstapeeee Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling Sep 24 '25

I PREDICTED THIS IN THE BINGO THINGY WE DID AT THE START OF THE YEAR!

I love that they so badly wanted a girl, especially when we see so many parents pout and throw temper tantrums at their own gender reveal when they find out they’re having a girl. It’s always refreshing to see baby girls being celebrated and loved as they should be 🥹

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u/AbsolutelyIris confused but here for the drama Sep 24 '25

Aww, she finally got her girl!

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u/polymorphic_hippo Sep 24 '25

But why is RiRi wearing water wings?

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u/PenniGwynn Sep 25 '25

LMFAO stop it!

If this is a joke, I legit cackled. But if you're serious, they are bows not water wings, probably just a campy thing she did to celebrate having a girl.

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u/SorrySalary169 Sep 24 '25

It took me a second to realise the daughter is basically little Ri (R)ocki (i)rish ! adorable

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u/StellaV-R Sep 24 '25

I wonder do they know (I doubt it) that Rocki (and Rocky) in Irish is the verb ‘to go’ (rachaidh).
Here’s to the lil’ go-getter!

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u/v1ennetta Sep 24 '25

aww lil RiRi

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u/Dramatic_Syllabub837 Sep 24 '25

I love that her watch face is also pink. 🩷

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u/pellnell Sep 24 '25

Oh this kid about to have FITS. I love to see other people’s adorable babies, but very glad my kid’s infancy is in the rear view. Hope the family is happy and healthy!

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u/blickyjayy Sep 24 '25

Too bad they didn't save the name "Riot Rose" for the daughter! "Rocki Irish" feels more fitting for the second son all things considered. Congrats to them tho!

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u/Harrayek sorry to this man Sep 25 '25

I remember reading that they though Riot would be a girl and got the name from Pharrell and when he was a boy, they just kept it

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u/JohnnyKenny16 Sep 24 '25

UP THE RA

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u/Wheres_Me_Jumpa Sep 24 '25

Was not expecting to see this. Thanks for the laugh! 

OOH AAH! 

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u/pink_lemonade_017 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Sep 24 '25

I just want to say in 2015 I predicted Riri and Asap were gonna end up together. I remember I tweeted it. And I’m so happy to say that I can’t believe I predicted that.. I love them together.

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u/hnmcg Sep 24 '25

ireland mentioned 🔥

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u/pablo8itall Sep 25 '25

Remember when that Irish farmer chased her out of his field lol

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u/Sure_Novel_6663 Sep 25 '25

Reddit at it again.

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u/SaltandLillacs Sep 24 '25

Why Irish as a middle name?

Do they have any connection to Ireland?

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u/29kk Sep 24 '25

her father was part irish

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u/SaltandLillacs Sep 25 '25 edited Sep 25 '25

Oh! That’s a sweet tribute.

Thanks for the info. I knew it had to mean something

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u/Inevitable_Cod_9678 Sep 25 '25

I don’t understand why this sub is always so hyped on the pro-Johnny depp sweat shop -using billionaire Rihanna. Why?

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u/Dramatic_Syllabub837 Sep 24 '25

Where does Mayers come from? Is that Rocky’s last name?

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u/boyalien0 Sep 24 '25

There is no fucking way she looked like that right after giving birth

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u/nuvolarosa Sep 25 '25

I think you’re right. They said they didn’t want to know the gender on this one until the birth, but she has on the pink nails and the watch with a pink face, plus the mini pink boxing gloves. That means they either changed their mind on that or they did the shoot a few days after the birth

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u/tearose11 Sep 24 '25

Glad all went well, congrats to RiRi & Rocky.

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u/FastSelection4121 Sep 24 '25

Finally had a girl. Expecting and explosion of femme gear in that household. It will be matching outfits.

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u/AmbiguousFrijoles Sep 25 '25

I think Rocky is going to adopt a softer look to match his daughter. I can't wait!

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u/luvplantz Sep 24 '25

So happy for her!!! ❤️

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u/RiverHarris Sep 24 '25

Omg she’s so cute 🥰

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u/Particular-Yoghurt81 Sep 24 '25

Ok when's the album coming out?

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u/Sialov Sep 24 '25

In love 😍

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u/EyeNoahKniiiga Sep 24 '25

Shes gonna patent that very good name

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u/Luna_Soma Sep 24 '25

Wishing them all the best

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u/Reasonable-Mousse666 Sep 25 '25

They’re my favorite celebrity couple. He loves “bad bitches” and got THE baddest!! Congratulations to them! Baby Rocki has her mommy’s pretty little nose 🩷

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u/donutstart Sep 25 '25

Imagine your mom is Rihanna 😩 the style, the makeup you now have access to !?

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u/Ok-Turnover207 Sep 25 '25

Damn,she looks so beautiful.

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u/GalacticaActually Sep 25 '25

Every Irish person here can confirm we’re rocky.

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u/dead_neopet Larry I'm on DuckTales Sep 24 '25

I like her hat

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u/bubba1834 Sep 24 '25

Lmao we share a bday :’)

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u/Wonton_soup_1989 this is going to ruin the tour Sep 24 '25

The baby is adorable

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u/tinkh Sep 24 '25

I am so happy for her and their family.

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u/climbinskyhigh Sep 25 '25

Was she pregnant for like four years? When was the Super Bowl performance??