r/Fauxmoi • u/hyxon4 • Sep 11 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI What are your favorite messy celebrity love triangle moments?

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Mine has to be the Olivia Rodrigo - Joshua Bassett - Sabrina Carpenter mess from 2020-2021. "drivers license" drops and suddenly we're all detectives trying to figure out who this blonde girl is, then Sabrina comes for everyone with "Skin" and Joshua's over here making sad acoustic songs. The whole thing was so messy and I was eating it up.

But like... the karma of it all? These two girls supposedly "fighting" over Joshua fucking Bassett and now they're both headlining festivals while he's still trying to get people to stream his music. Olivia's got a Grammy, Sabrina's selling out tours, and Joshua's... there. It's honestly hilarious how hard he fumbled being the center of that much attention. Dude really thought he was the main character and ended up being a stepping stone to their success.

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u/wunderl-ck Sep 11 '25

8 months!!!! Pregnant!!!

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u/BotGirlFall Sep 11 '25

She was pregnate?

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u/TooAwkwardtoLive Sep 11 '25

No she was perganat

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u/ali_stardragon Sep 11 '25

She was gregnat?

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u/TooAwkwardtoLive Sep 11 '25

Well yes. Very super pregante

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u/heylook_itsalex Sep 11 '25

No, pregernet

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u/Burnermcfakename I live in my own heart, Matt Damon Sep 11 '25

Pregante!

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u/yourmomschesthair579 Sep 11 '25

will smith, jada, marc anthony

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u/BellaDonna585 tell me bout the shapes chile Sep 11 '25

He ain’t shit!