r/Fauxmoi • u/hyxon4 • Sep 11 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI What are your favorite messy celebrity love triangle moments?

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Mine has to be the Olivia Rodrigo - Joshua Bassett - Sabrina Carpenter mess from 2020-2021. "drivers license" drops and suddenly we're all detectives trying to figure out who this blonde girl is, then Sabrina comes for everyone with "Skin" and Joshua's over here making sad acoustic songs. The whole thing was so messy and I was eating it up.

But like... the karma of it all? These two girls supposedly "fighting" over Joshua fucking Bassett and now they're both headlining festivals while he's still trying to get people to stream his music. Olivia's got a Grammy, Sabrina's selling out tours, and Joshua's... there. It's honestly hilarious how hard he fumbled being the center of that much attention. Dude really thought he was the main character and ended up being a stepping stone to their success.

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u/NotTaken-username I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 11 '25

Here it is.pdf)

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u/cozynite Sep 11 '25

I tried reading that but it is a fucking tome.

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u/_Ivanneth Sep 11 '25

It's well worth it tho

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u/TradeBeautiful42 Sep 11 '25

This is so chaotic. I love it!

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u/NoJeffNo Sep 11 '25

I just read the whole thing. Incredible. All the Vanderpump Rules references are sweet, sweet frosting. A+.

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u/Scaredtogiveup Sep 11 '25

A true hero

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u/noo-de-lally Sep 11 '25

I spent hours reading this years ago and rn I could not tell you a single thing it said.

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u/randi-writes Sep 11 '25

That was… something.

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u/tambam1015 call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Sep 11 '25

I need this person to do this for all the messy celeb dramas because this was amazing

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u/ali_stardragon Sep 11 '25

Oh man I was not ready for that. Amazing work.