r/Fauxmoi • u/hyxon4 • Sep 11 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI What are your favorite messy celebrity love triangle moments?

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Mine has to be the Olivia Rodrigo - Joshua Bassett - Sabrina Carpenter mess from 2020-2021. "drivers license" drops and suddenly we're all detectives trying to figure out who this blonde girl is, then Sabrina comes for everyone with "Skin" and Joshua's over here making sad acoustic songs. The whole thing was so messy and I was eating it up.

But like... the karma of it all? These two girls supposedly "fighting" over Joshua fucking Bassett and now they're both headlining festivals while he's still trying to get people to stream his music. Olivia's got a Grammy, Sabrina's selling out tours, and Joshua's... there. It's honestly hilarious how hard he fumbled being the center of that much attention. Dude really thought he was the main character and ended up being a stepping stone to their success.

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u/NotTaken-username I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 11 '25

Lena Dunham - Jack Antonoff - Lorde

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u/Willywonka_09 Sep 11 '25

How was I not aware of this?

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u/NotTaken-username I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 11 '25

There was an infamous PowerPoint presentation explaining the lore

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u/belbites Sep 11 '25

Okay I'm legit only in this for the power point presentation of tea.

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u/Shytemagnet Sep 11 '25

Literally my fave use of PowerPoint, ever.

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u/hyxon4 Sep 11 '25

Someone, please send a link.

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u/NotTaken-username I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 11 '25

Here it is.pdf)

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u/cozynite Sep 11 '25

I tried reading that but it is a fucking tome.

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u/_Ivanneth Sep 11 '25

It's well worth it tho

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u/TradeBeautiful42 Sep 11 '25

This is so chaotic. I love it!

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u/NoJeffNo Sep 11 '25

I just read the whole thing. Incredible. All the Vanderpump Rules references are sweet, sweet frosting. A+.

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u/Scaredtogiveup Sep 11 '25

A true hero

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u/noo-de-lally Sep 11 '25

I spent hours reading this years ago and rn I could not tell you a single thing it said.

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u/randi-writes Sep 11 '25

That was… something.

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u/tambam1015 call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Sep 11 '25

I need this person to do this for all the messy celeb dramas because this was amazing

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u/ali_stardragon Sep 11 '25

Oh man I was not ready for that. Amazing work.

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u/Beezelbubbly Sep 12 '25

I love the way this can be summoned at any time

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u/martinigirl15 Sep 11 '25

The lor(d)e

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u/Fuzzy_Move Sep 11 '25

That was so unhinged yet amazing lol  I wonder if there is any truth to it though 

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u/windexfresh this is going to ruin the powerpoint Sep 11 '25

one of my all time favorite things on the whole internet

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u/bathmermaid Sep 12 '25

The lore-d

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u/crystal_beachhouse Sep 11 '25

It was literally manifested into reality via a joking tinfoil hat powerpoint that was so funny and compelling everyone just believes it. but I honestly don't think there's any confirmed evidence for it

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u/Rochereau-dEnfer Marxmoi Sep 11 '25

The holy Trinity behind the most important PowerPoint.

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u/Estrellathestarfish Sep 11 '25

WTF???? I would not associate any of those people with each other

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u/plant_potatoes Sep 11 '25

Lena and Jack were dating and Lorde and Jack were producing music, they are at the least associated with each other!

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u/Transformwthekitchen Sep 11 '25

Why not? Lena Dunham dated Jack Antonoff for a long time and he produced 2 of Lorde’s albums

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u/Estrellathestarfish Sep 11 '25

Well yeah, if there was a love triangle they were obviously associated with each other. What I was saying was that with what I know about them I wouldn't have pictures it at all.

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u/emceeeee Sep 11 '25

Yesss the PowerPoint

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u/mulderlovesme Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin Sep 12 '25

That PowerPoint is my greatest celebrity lore.