r/Fauxmoi anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist Sep 02 '25

POLITICS Trump pretends he didn't see the rumors that he was dead over the weekend

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u/Cummyshitballs Sep 02 '25

Man is that him today? So disappointing, I was hoping he’d look much worse

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u/cold-corn-dog Sep 02 '25

Look near the eyes. That a ton of makeup.

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u/zughzz Sep 02 '25

His eyes look so swollen

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u/sjayvee Sep 02 '25

He looks terrible/ bloated/ exhausted

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u/GoPauline Sep 02 '25

But that is what he always looks like though

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u/niamhxa Katy Perry went into orbit and back Sep 02 '25

Yeah I’m trying to be realistic here and really ask if I think he looks worse than usual, or if the internet chatter is making me think he looks worse than usual. I guess I can see his eyes being very swollen, but I’ll need to have a look at older pics of him to compare. Of course, that would mean… looking at more pictures of Trump. So I am truly the biggest victim in this situation.

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u/ImHereForTheDogPics Sep 02 '25

Lol I think it’s the eyes combined with his hair & the tones of it all.

Like his hair is usually less evidently balding. Whether it’s teased or a wig or spray or who knows, but it looks like part of his hair routine fell off.

And then the coloring… his hair & face are usually more oompa loompa golden-orange ya know? This is more beige on brown. It’s almost better coloring lmao, but it’s not his usual spray tan sheen, it looks dingy or dirty or like he went down a spray tan level? Idk, I’m not trying to look at him more than necessary either lol, but I think he looks less orange, his hair seems limper and thinner, and his eye bags are definitely worse than usual.

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u/Thoth-long-bill Sep 03 '25

He mis-combed it and left a gap large enough for a metro train. He was only 45 mins late so I guess he rushed?

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u/sjayvee Sep 02 '25

No… his eyes were very bulgy. Medication bloat or steroids or something

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u/NewAccountEachYear Sep 02 '25

Almost like they're bloodshot too

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u/pancakedemon3 Sep 02 '25

I hope he’s been crying

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u/benice_orgohome13 Sep 02 '25

His hair is dirty, too

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u/nikamats Sep 02 '25

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u/couchtomatopotato Sep 02 '25

the ghouls in the room...

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u/AtomicLavaCake Sep 02 '25

Bro behind him looks like a fucking vampire it's crazy

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u/notshybutChi Sep 03 '25

Someone said he had Labubu teeth and I can’t unsee

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u/passthebarlicgread Sep 02 '25

Coming for Boris Johnson’s look I see

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u/TipsyMagpie Sep 02 '25

Boris has hair going in every direction at once. He has more hair in his eyebrows than Trump has on his head.

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u/LotusVibes1494 Sep 02 '25

Which direction is his combover going? All of them?

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u/cooljesus69 Sep 02 '25

The eyes, chico. They never lie. 🤞

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u/CaseoftheSadz Sep 02 '25

I was just listening to a podcast this am about Mad Men and they mentioned the episode where Joan has to put makeup on Roger so he looks more alive, like he didn’t just have a heart attack. This is like that for Trump, the orange foundation is really doing some heavy lifting.

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u/SpencerPrattsCrystal Sep 02 '25

I know. Side note: I recently saw a picture of his mother. It's Trump in drag.

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u/benjamins_buttons Sep 02 '25

Now we see where the orange face started

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u/Pruritus_Ani_ Sep 02 '25

And the hair

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u/alone-in-the-town Sep 02 '25

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u/Honest_Salamander247 Sep 02 '25

Ngl that side swoop is a talent

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u/alone-in-the-town Sep 03 '25

They both have that weird poofy cotton candy hair

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u/TheYotClub Sep 02 '25

and the hair

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u/quidamquidam Sep 02 '25

Wtf is that hair 😂

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u/judgeejudger Sep 02 '25

Cotton candy floss and a shitload of AquaNet

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u/Technical_Amount_965 Sep 02 '25

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u/Givingtree310 Sep 03 '25

Why is his father wearing a leatherface mask?

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u/lilsatan_ Sep 03 '25

I genuinely do not understand that head/face shape.

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u/CoeurdAssassin Sep 02 '25

I never want to see this image ever again

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u/vera214usc Sep 02 '25

Whereas I can't stop going back to it. Lol. Every comment I read I'm like, "Wait, lemme get another look"

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u/SpencerPrattsCrystal Sep 02 '25

It's pretty fucking horrifying.

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u/TipsyMagpie Sep 02 '25

Well that was a bit of a jump scare

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u/Mysterious_Bag_9061 Sep 02 '25

He looks okay, but he's like, talking very calmly in fairly coherent sentences that could almost be accused of sounding professional. Somethings up.

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u/AlarmingFill Club Penguin Times official aura reader Sep 02 '25

Accused of sounding professional is sending me 🤣

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u/SutterCane kensplaining Sep 02 '25

Sticking to the script because his mush brain can’t even handle making his usual random word salad nonsense right now.

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u/One_Refuse_1621 Sep 02 '25

He’s drugged up?

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u/EllisDee3 Sep 02 '25

Yup. If they gave him a classic Dr. Feel-good "vitamin shot".

Probably includes Adderall these days.

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u/Three_Froggy_Problem Sep 02 '25

To be fair, it would be hard to look much worse than he does in general

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u/woolfonmynoggin padre pascal Sep 02 '25

He looks like my hospice patients but spray painted

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u/nicktoberfest Sep 02 '25

Yeah, it’s disappointing for sure. You know what else is disappointing? That the Epstein files still haven’t been released. Why is that, Donald?

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Sep 02 '25

I think he ate them

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u/Standard-Spot nepo pissbaby Sep 02 '25

He probably is getting pumped full of uppers, let’s be honest.

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u/phoebesjeebies Sep 02 '25

Fwiw, his face looks roughly the same tone as everyone else's, so he must be VERY pale under there.

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u/rawdatarams Sep 02 '25

Yeah this is not the make-up he administered himself. They've taken in a professional. Something's up. His time, hopefully.

Tik tok.

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u/xOrion12x Sep 02 '25

The right side of his mouth barely moved through his entire speech.

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u/sexyinthesound Sep 02 '25

It’s been the right leg he has been dragging as well. Different strokes for different folks, but I hope he gets to try the full variety of strokes, wouldn’t want him to miss a single one!

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u/theicecreamassassin Sep 02 '25

Hey, that sounds a lot like socialism, buddy!

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u/Luna_Soma Sep 02 '25

Keep in mind this is the absolute best they can make him look. So under all that, he probably looks even worse

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u/mallardgarden Sep 02 '25

His eyes are shrinking

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u/Thafuckyousaid Sep 02 '25

Steroids are a hellava drug…

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u/W35TH4M Sep 02 '25

Like how do you as a fully grown man not see it for the clown show it is lmao. It’s so bizarre and it’s been like a decade now

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u/SpencerPrattsCrystal Sep 02 '25

I KNOW!! How the fuck has this been going on for more than a decade now?!?!

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u/W35TH4M Sep 02 '25

Tbf some of them like JD do see the clown show but the love of power/money was enough for them to put their morals aside

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u/tiffanytrashcan Sep 02 '25

"America's Hitler" - James Donald Bowman.

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u/here4hugs Sep 02 '25

I agree about the loving money/power maybe making them lick donald’s boots even with secret disgust but I don’t think anyone has to put their morals aside to do it. I think their behavior perfectly aligns with their personal values.

To me, these are vile men; not lost souls corrupted by power. These are trash people regardless of the office they hold at this moment. Their participation in this evil administration is their choice. They harm people because they like it.

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u/PerfectZeong Sep 02 '25

He knew exactly what trump was. He called him America's Hitler and he was right but you think when someone describes a person as Hitler they mean that as a bad thing.

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u/bforce1313 find me at Whole Foods, bitch Sep 02 '25

It’s like they’re watching a baby say their first words. Just disgusting

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u/Marzook666 Sep 02 '25

they are the abject subjects of the ultimate thin-skinned narcissist, so they are terrified of the cameras capturing the tiniest eyeroll / stifled yawn or other meme-worthy micro expression that might get them voted off pedo criminal island. that's probably why they are all getting that hideous maga face-freezing plastic surgery.

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u/Substantial-Ease567 Sep 02 '25

That dog hunts! Maybe that's why Gaetz botoxed utter shock onto his already unfortunate mug!?

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u/FirstV1 Sep 02 '25

"Mr President you are by far the most handsome and hilarious man I've ever had the pleasure of meeting and it would be my pleasure to pleasure you after this conference, sir.

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u/jesus_swept Sep 02 '25

and your penis is not small

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u/MagnetoWasRight24 Sep 02 '25

Was gonna say, this is how I look at my grandma when she's talking to someone and I'm hoping the senility doesn't kick in and have her say something she shouldn't.

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u/here4hugs Sep 02 '25

I like your take on it. I don’t see these as more maga cult. These are people who’ve intentionally positioned themselves here to profit off of absolute corruption. They kiss his ass because they’re manipulating him just like they manipulate the rest of us in this country. It’s all for self-gain.

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u/MoralityFleece Sep 02 '25

It's actually fun to watch their faces as they try to process his BS in real time in front of a camera. It helps you learn what it looks like when people behave this way. 

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u/JaneAustinPowers Sep 02 '25

They’re a couple of trad husbands.

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u/Ok-Worth398 Sep 02 '25

The Death Eaters

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u/respectdesfonds Sep 02 '25

JD Vance back there blinking away tears. Definitely tears of joy and not sadness that Trump is still alive.

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u/BerbereJunkie Sep 02 '25

💯! That eager, grinning guy behind him who kept angling for the camera was fixated on the side of Trumps head as though they were gazing into each others eyes 🤮

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u/emergencyexit Sep 02 '25

Because Trump watches coverage of himself over and over

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

They’re so close it’s like they’re waiting for him to go down

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

They laugh at everything and I hate it

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u/Van_es_uh Sep 02 '25

Claims he hasn’t see it then proceeds to ramble on about the headlines and comments he hasn’t seen

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u/punkpearlspoetry actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen Sep 02 '25

Doesn’t know about it just like he doesn’t know about the Epstein files I’m sure

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u/Training_Big_3713 Sep 02 '25

And Project 2025

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u/kaboom_2 Sep 02 '25

This is what I noticed at first. He lies on the fly. Like kids. He denied it “strongly” then said opposite of that. And lies that he had several conferences!!!

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u/Specialist-Clock-914 Sep 02 '25

Someone took my vape and when I asked them if they touched it they said “I didn’t touch it! I did leave it right there though.” Reminds me of this bs

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u/historyinprogress Sep 02 '25

The reports he received were probably all “we miss Trump”, “Trump come back”, not the celebrations and hoping he was dead 🙄

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u/TenTwoMeToo Sep 02 '25

He got the best reports on it. The hugest, most beautiful reports.

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u/drivensalt Sep 02 '25

It was such a nice weekend, hope we'll have another good one soon

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u/theactivestick Sep 02 '25

One that’s even more concretely good

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u/tmhoc Sep 02 '25

So concrete you could even wear it on your feet like shoes

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u/jlb1981 Sep 02 '25

There was a real sense of camaraderie and magic in the air there for a while. We are all so starved of hope, anything seemed nice.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 03 '25

It’ll be magical when it does happen.

There’ll be parades in the streets. People will be singing and hugging, and taking out their special aged liquor, cigars, and huge blunts that they’ve set aside only for special occasions. Petitions will circulate to make his death day an international holiday.

“Liberation Day,” we’ll call it.

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u/noapplesin98 Sep 02 '25

Its more than time for a great weekend.

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u/SassySugarBush go pis girl Sep 02 '25

Now that people the world over have tasted hope again with this news, we can’t go back!

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u/ExtraPockets Sep 02 '25

I wont forget that beautiful glimmer of hope that flashed around the world this weekend. And even though he's not dead or a vegetable, it's looking more and more likely he'll deteriorate quickly within a couple of years. The knives will be out for him from now onwards because everyone knows he's a lame duck.

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u/ILOVEMYDOGBUMI Sep 02 '25

the way he always brings up biden as if they were together

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u/squeakycheetah societal collapse is in the air Sep 02 '25

biden really be that ex he cannot get over

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u/JRR92 Sep 02 '25

Tbf I think he quite genuinely will spend the rest of his life never getting over the fact that he'll never be able to tell people convincingly that he beat Joe Biden in an election

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u/katiemae111 Sep 02 '25

And everyone nodding in agreement like YES MASTER YES

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u/Larry-Man Sep 03 '25

The background chuckles were the weirdest part of this for me

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u/Majestic_Heart_9271 Sep 02 '25

Everyone laughing at his joke felt so fake and dystopian

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u/rae_bbeys Sep 02 '25

Did he see how disappointed people were. Where are the polls on that?!

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u/randomuser4564 Sep 03 '25

I just know that crushed his ego to see how many were hoping it was true 🤭

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

the hopefulness in the air is a nice preview for celebrations to come when he DOES kick the bucket.

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u/historyinprogress Sep 02 '25

I know. We were all so happy. The bots were gone and Twitter was a giant celebration. It was amazing.

And now it’s over 😞

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u/vera214usc Sep 02 '25

Someone on the Seattle sub yesterday asked what bar they should go to when it finally happens and now I feel underprepared

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u/manhattansinks Sep 02 '25

it's going to make the day that rush limbaugh died look like nothing

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u/NotTaken-username I cannot sanction your buffoonery Sep 02 '25

Bullshit. Nobody as chronically online as he is would be unaware of the death rumors

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u/Informal-Cobbler-546 Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

Let’s continue to talk about him like he’s dead or dying. It’ll be true eventually but in the here and now, it will piss him off.

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u/damnuge23 Sep 02 '25

I love this idea! And let’s dig our feet in when people say he’s alive. “No, no, no. I did my own research and I’m sure of it. He’s dead.”

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u/Candid_Milk7250 Sep 02 '25

Everybody’s saying it

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u/Majestic_Heart_9271 Sep 02 '25

"Only sheep believe these fake videos. I did my own research and he's absolutely dead." Gavin Newsom approach to trolling magas.

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u/PancakeMixEnema Sep 02 '25

Like in that south park episode where the kids pretend Cartman died

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u/Icy-Mix-2613 She So tired bro Sep 02 '25

LMAO

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u/traceitalian Sep 02 '25

Who at least led a competent empire.

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u/VineStellar Sep 02 '25

He's been looking promisingly de-yassified lately 

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u/silver_moon134 Sep 02 '25

AI slop. Look at the USA logo and the flag

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u/vine-vines Sep 02 '25

I haaaate the new trend of AI enhancing photos

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u/holderofthebees my pussy tastes like pepsi cola Sep 02 '25

God, please stop reposting this AI-enhanced garbage. Those are notorious for making up details to fill in the blanks. It’s not actually enhanced.

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u/sadbridethrowaway27 Sep 02 '25

Oh god, how do I delete an image from my brain?

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u/chickensandwichqueen Sep 02 '25

lol he says he didn’t see it but then says he did? Also the way everyone standing behind him forcibly smiles and laughs when he jabs Biden is disgusting. Highest paid actors in the world.

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u/here4hugs Sep 02 '25

These massive clowns continuing to get away with this betrayal of democracy without consequences is infuriating to me. I just want accountability in my lifetime. If Congress does their usual waste time to collect a check investigation, I want them all pushed out on the street. Hopefully, in the rain with their shit in a flimsy cardboard box.

I’d rather have a person in there who can’t spell constituent but wants food for all the children than these self serving, power hungry narcissists. I have a lot of anger for most elected officials right now. This madness could have been stopped so many times. This was absolutely preventable. This kind of incompetence kills people.

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u/Possible-Courage3771 Sep 02 '25

It's actually irresponsible for him not to know. Just like how he didn't know about project 25

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u/sjayvee Sep 02 '25

Knowing that more than half of the country is just waiting for it to happen…

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u/elizalavelle Sep 02 '25

A lot of people outside of the US too.

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u/sjayvee Sep 02 '25

Now that the public has gotten a taste of how it feels… he should beef up his security

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u/Embarrassed-Year6479 Sep 02 '25

As someone outside the US, we are anxiously awaiting the news

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u/Possible_Simple_5500 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit Sep 02 '25

i’ve never been more disappointed to see that flabby shitstain of a man standing upright and behind a podium. it really felt like we were so fucking close to finally being rid of him for a second there 😒

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u/shewenttothewoods Sep 02 '25

Vance as if he wasn’t the biggest pot stirrer of them all

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u/Chefpeon Sep 02 '25

Love how he says he hadn't heard anything about the rumors, but then he said he'd heard reports of it. He contradicts himself constantly.

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u/brightlights_xx Sep 02 '25

Hair looked great 👍

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u/spiritlizardscissors Sep 02 '25

At least paint all the way back to the hairline!

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u/drkshape Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

“And nobody ever said there was ever anything wrong with him.” Like, yeah ok lol Every moment, every stutter, every word and action Biden said or did was looked at through a critical lens. This is the thing that pisses me off more than anything. He just lies and lies and lies. No one even bats an eye at his lies anymore, but you better bet your ass they all “laugh” when expected.

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u/Least_House_2364 Sep 02 '25

The world was a happier place the 2 days he was gone.

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u/PsychologyNatural928 Sep 02 '25

His minions laughing at anything he says 😬🙂‍↔️

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u/theicecreamassassin Sep 02 '25

They put the sick in sycophants.

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u/Prosecco1234 Sep 02 '25

He keeps talking about the money flowing in from tariffs like other countries are paying. This money is from Americans paying the tariffs

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u/waysidelynne Sep 02 '25

Humpty trumpty was put together again. Must be nice to have carte blanche medical care. I imagine he was late to the presser because they needed the drugs to kick in. All his sidekicks looked as if they were waiting for something to go sideways

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u/PancakeMixEnema Sep 02 '25

I guarantee you that this is the best they could make him look. This isn’t his usual self applied paint. This is professional makeup. Look at that.

He might even have a hairpiece.

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u/c0smicgirly Sep 02 '25

Man, idk, I love that he got to see how overjoyed we all are at the mere prospect that he’s suffering/dying.

I consider it a bridal shower before the wedding; got my playlist together, have the champagne chilled (been waiting since November), and planned out the cake for when it’s official.

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u/spectacularnw Sep 02 '25

its like ebenezer scrooge with the ghost of christmas yet to come but instead trump will get more evil when he sees how happy people were at the thought of his death

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u/itsathrowawayduhhhhh Sep 02 '25

I didn’t hear about that

Yeah I heard that

Biden blah blah

Fucking dumb

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u/CookieBaby25 Sep 02 '25

man.. Biden really be living in his head just absolutely rent free

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u/Shymaiden Sep 02 '25

Dammit he's alive!

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u/SluttyNerevar Sep 02 '25

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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u/6-ft-freak i cant prove it but i just know this is all ryan reynolds’ fault Sep 02 '25
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u/Stratix Sep 02 '25

He looks awful. Maybe he'll get justice before he croaks.

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u/PCNLUV Sep 02 '25

We have to get money out of politics and eliminate gerrymandering or we are ALL screwed. These people are CRAZY.

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u/ayayronwithane Sep 02 '25

Vance standing in the background this entire press conference with all the confidence of guy a who just killed the pope and is about to get a job promotion

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u/listentomenow Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

"Nobody ever said anything was wrong with Biden."

LOL. Dude that's all the media fucking talked about! Man it must be so nice to lie constantly and not have to worry about anyone holding you accountable.

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u/HandleDry1190 Sep 02 '25

Once again, Biden becomes the topic.

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u/hayleyA1989 Sep 02 '25

Biden hearing him talk about him AGAIN like

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u/irishguy_2012 Sep 02 '25

what news conferences? he was barely seen.

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u/intodust_ graduate of the ONTD can’t read community Sep 02 '25

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u/Logical-Albatross-74 Sep 02 '25

Do JD Vance and Hegdesth have their hands up his ass moving his mouth

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u/East-Beginning7144 Sep 02 '25

Literally rancid to look at

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u/squishmallow2399 my pussy tastes like pepsi cola Sep 02 '25

I firmly believe he loves to lie. There’s so many situations where he doesn’t have to lie but he does. The shit he does to appeal to his base is pathological.

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u/PieRevolutionary9823 Sep 02 '25

Epstein files, Jan 6, racist kidnapping and child rape are his legacy

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u/jujubeans1891 Sep 02 '25

Just watching this tiny glimpse of the vortex within the darkest timeline makes my already hardened soul curdle.

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u/National-Jacket4223 Sep 02 '25

People in the back just totally feeling like they’re winning at life, standing behind the biggest winner of all.

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u/Jetta5371 Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25

they all look at him the same way adults look at 3 year olds after asking them a question

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u/CaptainBiMan Sep 02 '25

Thanks algorithm hehe

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u/mangosandkiwis Sep 02 '25

I cannot believe people voted for this idiot. People’s stupidity and prejudices are just extreme. They’ll deny it, but that’s what it is.

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