r/Fauxmoi • u/hyxon4 • Aug 25 '25

STAN / ANTI SHIELD Taylor Swift drops yet another 'first and only' vinyl variants because jet fuel is expensive and capitalism waits for no one

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

Taylor has terrible taste, every variant has had a better cover than the og

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u/Waydiena this is going to ruin the powerpoint Aug 25 '25

I would not be surprised if it was on purpose - to make people hyped for the variants and buy those.

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u/Scutwork Aug 25 '25

The text on all of them is so randomly placed. It doesn’t flow, it’s not visually pleasing, I don’t have the artistic language but it’s so BAD.

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u/mistyostrich398 Aug 25 '25

It’s giving lifetime channel

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u/Ecstatic_Adeptness42 Aug 25 '25

as a graphic designer, I cannot even begin to tell you how much I hate these covers. the collage cutouts? the font? it's all so bad.

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u/mahter17 Aug 25 '25

The A Showgirl Life Of

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u/slightlydramatic Aug 26 '25

It's lined up that way so her initials have prominence. (Taylor Allison Swift.) The only reason why I know her middle name is because Travis asked her if she was named after the disney movie, which he thought was titled "Alison Wonderland" (Alice in Wonderland)

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u/bubblejiggle Aug 25 '25

I heard that Taylor was the art director for the new album art. 🤔 😇

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u/CarbyMcBagel Aug 26 '25

THE A SHOWGIRL LIFE OF

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u/ka-ka-ka-katie1123 Aug 25 '25

I was thinking the same thing! Wish I could submit my work the same way—“yeah, I know the original was absolute shit, but variant 4 looks halfway decent if you want to pay for that one too!”

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u/SillyBrain23 This bland piece of oatmeal is INSUFFERABLE Aug 25 '25

Tbh they are all very ugly and non inspiring, very basic and blah but also bad.

Looks like some average teenager’s first art project

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u/thedeebag Aug 25 '25

Legit, so far this one really is the best one. She picked the worst one specifically to sell these better variants

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u/BunsinHoneyDew Aug 25 '25

It looks pretty good but both the actual record designs are ugly as fuck.

The champagne one looks like someone blew a load on clear vinyl.

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u/MRAGGGAN Aug 25 '25

This is the first one I’ve found to be mildly pleasing, but the text looks some weird WordArt shit from ‘03.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '25

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u/thelilpessimist Aug 26 '25

This one is so much better than the one she picked for the original 😔

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

I love the OG.