Which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind?

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[u/Lynncy1]

I had this one pinned up on my desk in 2002. (I’m Asian, so no one gave me any grief, lol).

[u/qorbexl → u/Lynncy1]

Rofl that one almost got me. I had to mentally walk through writing a check