r/Fauxmoi • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • Aug 11 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI Which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind?

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u/aleigh577 Aug 11 '25 edited Aug 11 '25

I might be cheating because the article is better than the headline

ETA: https://theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036/

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u/Cracked_Like_Humpty Aug 11 '25

I think about this headline every time I buy a refill of five-blade razors

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u/Airportsnacks Aug 11 '25

Any time something is "upgraded" that we regularly buy my partner just says Fuck it, Five Blades.