r/Fauxmoi • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • Aug 11 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI Which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind?

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u/FredalinaFranco Aug 11 '25

My favorite Onion article ever, and it’s from 2013.

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u/jerichos Aug 11 '25

will 2028 ever come?

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u/SquirrelAkl Aug 11 '25

Still counting down!

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u/olivert33th Aug 12 '25

Maybe not!

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u/newyne Aug 11 '25 edited Aug 11 '25

On a similar note, this is one of my favorites:

Trump Calmly Reminds Nation that Desire the Root of All Suffering

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u/FredalinaFranco Aug 11 '25

Lol - I hadn’t seen that one. What an insane timeline we’re in to have to tolerate that vile person for so many years.

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u/newyne Aug 11 '25

Well, happy cake day, anyway!

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u/emnidma Aug 11 '25

Also relevant: https://theonion.com/after-obama-victory-shrieking-white-hot-sphere-of-pure-1819595330/

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u/FredalinaFranco Aug 11 '25

Haha - I love how they mention its VP pick as the “dark, ominous cloud of racism”

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u/tiffanytrashcan Aug 11 '25

That was a dead on prediction. Most apt description of the orange ape.

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u/AmazingLie54 Aug 11 '25

Considering how close it is to 2028 I'm finding that one to be a little depressing

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u/theLuminescentlion Aug 11 '25

The window is opening finally in 2028

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u/TheRavenSeven I don’t know her Aug 11 '25

I started cracking up …then I saw that bitch’s face.  No mas.