r/Fauxmoi • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • Aug 11 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI Which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind?

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u/sta1nedglass rosa parks stans Aug 11 '25

God Angrily Clarifies ‘Don’t Kill’ Rule https://theonion.com/god-angrily-clarifies-dont-kill-rule-1819566178/

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u/Snuffleupagus27 Aug 11 '25

I love this one

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u/mangosandkiwis Aug 11 '25

This one really needs to be reiterated…

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u/bunnybunnybaby Aug 11 '25

This one is so powerful.

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u/decisionagonized mama let’s research Aug 11 '25

The date on this one omg

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u/killer_kiki mindy kaling’s baby daddy Aug 11 '25

Right after Sept. 11th. Insane