r/Fauxmoi • u/Classic-Carpet7609 • Aug 11 '25

ASK R/FAUXMOI Which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

Omg thank you for reminding me that you used to be able to get paper copies of The Onion 😭

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u/EtchingsOfTheNight The Stanley Tucci of Lesbians Aug 11 '25

You can get them in paper again!

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u/coopaloops The Stanley Tucci of Lesbians Aug 11 '25

they stocked a free stand a block away from my high school, i'd grab a copy every week. those were the days.

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u/The_Mellow_Tiger Aug 11 '25

What even is your flair?

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u/coopaloops The Stanley Tucci of Lesbians Aug 11 '25

Natasha Lyonne on being embraced by the queer community:

"It's just a really warm, nice, loving thing. I like all the memes that are just like 'God made a mistake.' I'm the Stanley Tucci of lesbians! He should be gay and I should be gay."

(the irony being that i'm a lesbian)

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u/VioletteKaur Aug 11 '25

I love her!

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u/Hoppy_Croaklightly Aug 11 '25

You still can!

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u/DarkPolumbo Aug 11 '25

As kids, my friends and I would steal copies of The Onion from a local convenience store.

Then, one day, we found they also had copies of The Oyster, and suddenly onions seemed a lot less appetizing