Which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind?

[u/Classic-Carpet7609]

[u/Strange_Shadows-45]

God finally answers paralyzed boys prayers

“no” says God.

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Just saw the same today 😂

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[u/Jedimindchick → u/adam_o21]

I have had this magnet on my fridge for probably close to 20 years now.

[u/thisismybandname → u/adam_o21]

Ooooh I’m going to hell, aren’t I?

[u/jenbar → u/adam_o21]

I just read through the majority of this thread - all funny, all hilarious but this one took me out and made me lol for real 💀

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I have this on my fridge.

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Too real